Links Dad: Hey Guys!
Green: Get outta here.
Links Dad: Aw son, it's fathers Day!
Red: We don't care.
Links Dad: Here, I got presents for you to give me. I bought them with my own money.
Blue: Go-o-o-o!
Links Dad: Here, take them!
Purple: Don't worry Dad. I bought my own gift for you with my own money and I made you a card!
(Other Links glare at Purple)
Links Dad: Awwww, thanks Purple! I'm just glad you even REMEMBERED today was Fathers Day.
Purple: I've had it on my calendar for years!
Blue: That's not possible. You have to get a new calendar every year.
Red: Does the author know how to spell calendar correctly?
Green: Nope.
Red: How did he graduate?
Green: Spoiled.
Red: 'Splains a lot.
Links Dad: Are you guys talking about me?
Green: No.
Red: You're not even our father you stalker!
Links Dad: Then who is your father?
Blue: Nintendo, if not so obvious.
Links Dad: Who is Nintendo?
Blue: A gaming company.
Links Dad: ...
Green: Get outta here!
Blue: Hey Dad!
Links Dad: What?
Blue: Ya fired! Ya butt!
Links Dad: (Screams)
Green: We like to rip off the internet and TV don't we?
Red: Yes. Yes we do.