So ron comes walkin into the slitherin common room with a elf hiding behind him. "hey malfoy – did you find out about you know what?", "of course you idiot" malfoy sneered, "and why is willow hiding behind you?" Ron thought for a moment and answered "It's professor flitwick." Oh, and by the way you can stop calling me names, there is no one watching us in here" Malfoy looked bedraggled – he had been up all night with ron playing tag. Professor flitwick was tied and bound and gagged, and at this point a muffled toot proceeded to eminate from within his pants. Voldemort came strollin in with a butter beer and said whats goin' on guys? He picked up his wand and changed the channel to espn. "The big games is on"---- a couple of minutes passed and old Voldy said "You know, I don't get the girls at this school." I totally have the hots for some of the older ones, but the seem really akward around me?" - "I don't understand this" he trailed off. Malfoy threw back his head and roared with laughter "Voldemort – when are you ever going to learn? They all still think your gay!" "yea - Thanks to the prank that ron pulled on him last summer – uncle willow piped up. (his gag must have fallen out of his mouth.) I definitely don't want to date you – and I don't know why every one believed that I did. Still laughing Malfoy added "It must have been that cute little dress ron pinched from Hermione that we put on you." With a sad little sigh, voldemort reflected "ah yes, he did look awfully sweet." They all chortled and sniggered until the cows came home. "well" said ron "it looks like the cows are finally here, we can get down to business now.