A/N This is the first chapter. Let's see if you survive this one...
Katniss pov
I wake up with a hissing buttercup. "GO DIE IN A HOLE!" i scream. "Hey sis where you going HUH?!' says Prim. "To hell" I say and walk out. I go to a forest that you aren't allowed to go in. A big sign says F**K THE CAPITOL!. Here I illegally hunt with the biggest dork in the universe. Listen, his name is-"CATNIP" says a screeching sound. OMFG IT"S A STRANGLER! " DIE !" "It's me Gale" Oh yeah this scaredy cat.
"Do you like the reaping?" says Gale. I stab him in the arm. Calm down we do this all the time. And lose alot of blood. "Fiery"-"HUH?!" Gale says fiery and a thing called Prim says the huh part. Oh wait that was my imagination. Suddenly, the worst thing in the world happens! Gale looks into the sky with dreamy eyes! The world is ending I REPEAT THE WORLD IS ENDING! "I ship you and Peeta so much" He says. HE SHIPS ME AND PITAS?! YOU EAT THOSE THINGS! Oh I think he means the boy Peeta. "NOTHING" says a crocodile we named gale. Yeah we have a talking croco move on! Haven't you people seen talking animals!? Like the one from dog with a blog.
"Katniss Everdeen" I am reaped. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why not Gale the Fail. Or Prim the Trim. Or Peeta the Pita. Why me!? "Peeta Mellark" BWAHAHHAHAHAH! Mellark. Funny name. Peeta starts crying. He went to his daddy and said "I have a BOO BOO." I start laughing then the peacekeepers start crying because they really wanted the reaping special on mine and Gale's illegally hunting menu. "Don't worry Prim can give the reaping special." I say. Then everyone has a party.
When we arrive at the capitol, Peeta says hi to everyone. I glare at them and they chuckle and pinch my cheek. It looks like i am blushing but really alot of people pinched my cheek. Peeta and I run around to different places and take selfies. "Selfie infront of a waterfall!"-click-"Selfie infront of a beach!"-click-and so on. WE start laughing at the stupid fartos I mean photos and, wait for it everlark fans will love this! We Slap eachother. WE ARE SO PROUD! "Peeta look!" I say and point to a wave of angry fangirls. "RUN!" he screams. luckily, I run into the building were I am supposed to live in. SO does pitapit. Yeah I see the store in our building. Move ON. Oh yea and PEETA! He said to call him PEETA! instead of Peeta or peeta.
A/N this isn't funny. LOL. review or no chapter