This is a prerecorded message from an unsuspecting civilian to what she thought was the Raccoon City Police Department.

Ring..... Ring...... Hello this is 1-800-Dial Your Death how may I help you?

Huh I thought this was the police station

It used to be before the zombie takeover that I didn't just tell you about. We have a special on a mauling by a Cave Troll, would you like to take advantage of this special offer?

What do you think I am brain dead? Where's Leon.

You mean the zombie formally known as Leon he's right here. Hang on.

Hurry up.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr garg....

Leon is that you?

Garg...

We're sorry Leon's head just fell off can I take a message?

Oh Goodness!

Well about that special, have you changed your mind?

What the hell, how much is it?

Three easy payments of $19.99 mam, payable by MasterCard or Visa.

What about money order?

Sure.

We guarantee it'll be delivered in 30 minutes or less or your money back.

Sounds good.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Sequel Coming soon to a computer near you!