Naruto

Naruto: Shippuden

A/N: I don't own Naruto and any of the family guy ideas.

IN THE INN: LIKE 7:00

"Ahh what a B-E-A-UTIFUL Day", Naruto joyfully said as he got up from his bed.

"HEY! Be quiet up there", yelled Naruto's grouchy innkeeper named Squidward.

"Okay gosh! I can't even express myself in the morning", Naruto complained.

Naruto lazily got out of bed, dressed up, and walked to the front door.

"Ready to get me self a mission", Naruto cheerfully said.

AT TSUNADE"S OFFICE

Tsunade asked, "Naruto may I ask you why do you have your clothes on backwards?"

Naruto examined himself. "Ohhh, no wonder I felt hot this morning."

As he starts to unzip his suit Tsunade abruptly cried out, "OHH HELL NO!! Change somewhere else other than here."

Naruto groaned and walks to a closet and changes. He reentered into the office.

"So can I have a mission now Granny?" Naruto pleaded.

"No, unfortunately we have no missions now," Tsunade claimed without any sympathy.

Suddenly, Shizune walked in.

"Lady Tsunade we have more missions now."

"Ohhh crap. Naruto, I'll sign you a mission then, along with Kiba and Sakura," said Tsunade.

Naruto asked, "Why not Sasuke and Sakura? We make Team Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-…..shi."

Tsunade violently smacked Naruto across the face causing him to topple noisily over the hard floor.

"That's because Sasuke is gone and has became a missing nin," Tsunade concluded.

"What when was this?!" Naruto shockingly says. He was in total disbelief as if he had only heard this three-year-old news just now.

"WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN WAS THIS?! Now I'm adding Neji and Shino to torture you." Tsunade started laughing hysterically.

Tsunade gots every one together and explained the mission to them. They had to escort a fellow ninja who is valuable and is soon going to be affiliated with Konoha.

OUTSIDE IN THE VILLAGE.

Neji says, "Pack your stuff people and lets get going."

Shino glareed at Neji, "who made you captain of this team?"

"Tsunade did, she made me, Neji Hyuuga, captain of this team. Besides I paid her five bucks to do so."

"What! That's no fair I wanna be captain," Shino says in a childish voice.

"No, I'm captain," says Neji in a baby voice.

"Oh no you didn't just say that again!" Shino created a loud snapping noisy with his fingers while in unison swiftly moved his hand left and right.

"Well that's too bad because Tsunade made me."

"Stop it! I'm telling on you."

"You wouldn't dare," Neji said in a threatening voice.

"Okay that's was the most pointless battle ever, and you guys haven't even finish packing up," said Sakura.

"Hey Sakura you wanna go out sometime after this mission, " Naruto asked randomly.

"Nope," Sakura replied quickly and without a second thought.

Naruto cries and runs away like a baby, into his room, in the corner, where no one can see him.

"Well look like we're going without him," Kiba happily says.

"Look what you did Sakura. You could have yes then dump him after then mission," Neji explained. You can hear Naruto crying in the distance.

Sakura realizes this and says, "Your right. Now Naruto is feeling sad, crying, fat, dumb, stupid, unattractive, not funny-"

"OKAY I think we get it already!" Neji interrupted.

AT NARUTO ROOM

"Hey, what's my favorite man crying about," asked Kakashi.

"Your just saying that to make me feel better." Naruto sadly said.

"Yup," answered Kakashi. "Hey I know just the thing that will make you feel better."

"What is it? A NEW jutsu!" screamed Naruto.

"No. A FROG!" Kakashi happily said. "I caught one for you, poked some holes in its back so it can breath." Kakashi opens the box. (This section is all from family guy). "Well here it is." The frog starts gagging and choking from the wounds and dies. "Oh no better get rid of this."

Kakashi aims for the window and misses.

"Man you suck. So much for being a ninja." Naruto critics Kakashi's aiming skills with a box. The frog then falls out of the box. For the next five minutes Kakashi trying to scoop up the frog. He is fully concentrated on the challenge the world has given him on scooping frogs.

"Hey wait hold up. How did you get in here without making a sound." Naruto asks suspiciously

"Easy. I used my……. Earth bending skills to go right through this floor." Kakashi says confidently

"Ummm just to let you know, the floor is made of wood," said Naruto.

"Oh……. Hey look a squirrel!" says Kakashi happily. Then squirrel gets run over by a runaway cart. This makes Kakashi sad. "OHH No, imagine all the fun I could have had with that squirrel. Romantic music starts playing and pictures of Kakashi and the squirrel appear out of nowhere. "Hey WAIT I didn't pay for THIS!?" cries Naruto. It shows them eating ice cream together and them in the playground. Kakashi cries in the same corner Naruto was in.

"Okay…..," Naruto backs away slowly.

ALONG THE PATH OUTSIDE TO THE FIRE COUNTRY

Neji, Sakura, Kiba, and Shino have already started the escort mission without Naruto.

Everyone was walking on the path when suddenly, "WAIT EVERYONE STOP!!" yelled Kiba. "A vicious creature is approaching." Everyone is terrified and starts taking out there weapons. "What is Kiba?!" asked the nervous Neji. "IT's, its, its ,its-" Kiba wanted to create some suspense. "WHAT IS IT KIBA?" cried Neji. "JUST TELL US ALREADY!" commanded Shino.

"IT"SSS…………………… an ant," Kiba.

"You know what? I am NEVER doing a mission with you again, EVER!?" yelled Neji angrily. Everyone agreed to Neji complaint. "

"Yeah your right Neji," Tenten agreed. "Yup. Hold on a sec why are you here Tenten?" Neji asked. "Well I was stalking you Neji," answered Tenten. "OK! Cut! I don't wanna do this I'm off the mission," complained Neji. Neji summons a clone right in FRONT of her and runs off and she follows it.

"Man she's dumb like that time she stole a free donut," Kiba then waits patiently for a clip to happen like in family guy. "Okay no clip there that's okay with me. I thought everyone was supportive here.'

They eventually retrieve the person from the fire country. Naruto catches up with them. "Hey guys whoa-". The person they were escorting appears to be a young kid.

"WE have the boy now! We are forced to take you hostage youngly," Kiba tells the boy in terrifying voice. "I now must teach you the ways of the force."

They start walking back towards the village. It was extremely quiet. "Okay I wanna get something going on around here," Naruto groaned. Then some sounds where made in the bushes. "Okay I think we should stop and have Neji use his White Eyes thingy-a-bob."

"Why should I? You the one who scared the crap out of us with that ant thing," argued Neji.

Shurikens suddenly started flying at them in various directions. "I'll save you!!" yelled Naruto. Naruto dove in front of Sakura sacrifice himself to shurikens, unfortunately, his sacrifice was pretty pointless. He just hit the floor and ate dirt. "Naruto! The shurikens missed and flew pass me already," Sakura said with disappointment.

"Such a late reaction," Neji said. Everyone was fighting except for Kiba.

BEHIND A TREE

He was hitting on the enemy ninja because he knew it was a female ninja. And she was actually cooperating with him. "So do you wanna go out sometime in my village," asked Kiba. "I don't know is it nice over there?" the female ninja asked. "Yup its pretty neat and-"

"KIBA GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!"commanded Neji in a loud, angry voice. It sounded as if he was constipated for years.

"Well gotta go, call me," whispered Kiba.

The fight was over and the kid was crawled next to a tree. "Hey I recognized that tree where that kid is, it's where…. I ….peeed…. on," Kiba started walking forward to the village slowly.

"CODE RED CODE RED! The kid a severely infected with Kiba's stupidity," Naruto cried out.

"You know that hurts," Kiba sadly said. Naruto rips a piece of Sakura's skirt. He wipes the dirt off the kid.

"NARUTO!! WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST," Sakura yelled at Naruto.

"Get over it! Be a man! Suck it up! Toughen yourself! Man up! Besides you need to show your legs more," suggested Naruto.

Sakura punched Naruto so hard that he was already in the village. Soon everyone showed up at midnight and went to Tsunade's office.

TSUNADE'S OFFICE

Tsunade is snoring on the desk. Everyone is waiting for her to wake up. Naruto taps her on the shoulder.

"WWHATT! I didn't do it!" says Tsunade in a frightened voice. "Ohh, its just you. Well how did it go?"

"It was great. Here he is. Wait a minute where is Shino?" Naruto asked.

"I'm right here," said Shino. "WHOA. Dude you go on a whole day without saying a thing! You haven't said anything for the past couple of pages above this line."

"Just play along Naruto," Sakura said. "And I want that piece back!"

"Sorry! While I was for you guys to get to the village, I went home to drop off the kids in the pool. I ran out of toilet paper so I used that piece of cloth and flush down the toilet," Naruto explained. Sakura bursts into flames but gets over it.

Tsunade asks in a accent of some sort, "Why boy smell like pee?"

Naruto answers, "Ohh I know. That's because he crawl under the same tree Kiba peeed on."

"NARUTO!!"

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