(A man wearing a suit and a top hat sat with a man wearing a shirt and jeans. Around were a few chairs and some crew members were putting the finishing touches to the set)

Loli: Anyway, so my housekeeper has been stealing my tator tots. So I decided to punish her so I got my whip.

Crew Member: Um Guys? We're on

Loli: ... Damn

Joshua: Haha.

Loli: Shut up, anyway, welcome to "Interviewing the OC's". Today we will be meeting our own OC's. Just to get the show going. First up, we have my main character: Needles! Joshua, mind getting him?

Joshua: Okay.

(He gets up and goes to the back room. 2 minutes later he comes back with a purple Stitch look alike)

Loli: Hello Needles.

Needles: Sup Loli, Hey Joshy.

Joshua: Don't call me Joshy boy!

Needles: Whatever...

(Joshua Twitches)

Loli: Onto the Interview, now, who created you?

Needles: Dr. Urgra.

Loli: Who was the first Human you ever saw?

Needles: That would be, not counting the guy who ran me over, Greg.

Loli: Did you ever have a girlfriend?

Needles: Yes, I had a short fling with Angel.

Joshua: Did you fondle her cupcakes?

Needles: ...

(Needles creates a fireball and launches at Joshua)

Joshua: FIRE FIRE!

(Loli snaps his fingers and a bucket of water appears above Joshua and puts him out)

Needles: How did you do that?

Loli: I'm an author; authors have the power to mess with the laws of physics... Duh...

Needles: Okay, hey I'm a little lonely out here; I want to meet one of Joshua's OC's

Joshua: Are you about that?

Needles: Yep

(Joshua, grinning, goes into the back room and comes back with a female experiment)

Needles: Hubba Hubba, hey baby want to ditch this place and get a drink?

(The experiment slaps him with an antenna)

Joshua: Meet Naomi, aka Experiment 631.

Needles: Did you have to slap so hard, I'm indestructible and that hurt!

(Crowd laughs)

Joshua: When did we get a crowd?

Loli: ... I don't know...

Needles: So, are you single?

Naomi: Naga

Needles: Oh... ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!

Loli: Right, thanks Needles... Naomi, where were you activated?

Naomi: In meega Bujee Bu's sink

Translator: In My Boyfriend/Girlfriend's sink

Naomi: Gaba was that?

Translator: What was that?

Loli: Turin/Tantalog Translator.

Joshua: Did he fo-

Loli: Josh, don't...

Joshua: Fine *sigh*

Loli: Next question: What are your abilities?

Naomi: Well, meega has powers of Stitch, but meega can swim, do martial arts and use meega's antennae to attack people.

Translator: Well, I have powers of Stitch, but I can swim, do martial arts and use my antennae to attack people.

Naomi: Meega is going to kick machines patookie!

Translator: I am going to kick machines arse!

Naomi: Meega Nala KWEESTA!

Translator: Error, Translation unknown!

(Naomi jumps up and rips the machine from the roof)

(Joshua, Loli and Needles slowly back away)

Loli: That's all for now! Tune in next time for "Interviewing the OC's!"

WHO ARE YOU? Character Bios

Loli- is the host of the show and wears the suit and top hat, he is mostly calm and the serious voice of the duo

Joshua- is the wise-cracking favourite. He makes the jokes and mostly makes the Interviews stray off track

Needles- Is a purple furred, green eyed Stitch-Look alike! Reason? He is 626! But he wasn't made by Jumba; he was created by Dr. Urgra. His powers include: Lifting 10000x his own weight, wall climbing, can see on several light pattern, Indestructible and can control the elements.

Naomi- is a green angel-like experiment with a Tai Chi symbol on her chest and a bit of a temper. She has the powers of Stitch none of his weakness' and can swim and is an expert in martial arts from several planets.