CHAD 1
Once upon a a time their was a beitfialy prince namd Guten von foods that end in amburger. he herd of a tail of 2 swrods 1 of good and one of malicous malice, butt boh withthe power to rule uranus. He set out, on a queventure to claim the to power sticks of fury for his own needs. leving behoing his life partner sandel van Kronktenburger, with a kiss. He rode his galiant steed named turtle vang sourkraut,he traveled fr days, and then died. After he daid he came across a village named, little mang in the desert.te he met a special man named chad, they became instant eneimes. After travelign together for a 40 days and 40 days, he got tempted by the devil three times. first it was a cookie for chad, chad ate it and died. second, a snake temtped them to eat the forbidden pherret on the tree of eaten square. Chad ate it and got ibdegestion, then died. Third the devil tempted them to conjour a esclade to drive out of the desert, unfortunaly chad ate a mexican and then died. Many funreals later they came upon the village of yaoi, where the met voldo, chad ate him and then died. after voldo jpoined the group the three of them seat out to find the 2 swrods of great justice. Walking in a feild for 2 second, chad died 5 more times, and then they say a csatle in the closness. Thn they cum to they entrant where they where harassed by two 8 year old guards. The guards had long hard point poles, which turned voldo on, he raped them, chad ate the orgy and died. then they got in becuase the guards got turned into poo. They soon met astroph, hilde, who where locked in a epic duel of rock paper scissors, voldo got turned on by astroph rippling muscles, h raped him. astroph dieed. astroph was dead and chad ate his axe like a fondue fountain, and then got hit by a truck then lived, and then he died. Then the prince glazed upon hilde, she are was hot, he got boner, and chad died. Hilde liked hit johnny feel good and johnsoned the party. The 8 of them set there sights on cheez whiz river, they got horny and drank from it chad and voldo died, the earth quaked, and a massive tower shot out of the ground like an erect penis. Chad died.Voldo was nowhere to be seen, but as they closed in on the tower they found him humping it. Chad looked on in horror and then took an advil and died. They asended the tower and met many people, chad died alot. Russians came and shot up the terrorists saving humanity, chad died. chad was dead. the russians then ate cheezburgerz in sellabration at they're greet victory.