Disclaimer: I don't own this wonderful work, known as My Life As A Teenage Robot, but I do own the plot...and what happens to these people.


Sheldon has gone into a rage. He is fed up with Jenny's refusals to his advances. With his berserk state, he has taken up the career status of a super villain, more powerful than any other Jenny has fought before.

He knows her weaknesses, and how to target them. Not only will defeating her be revenge, he'll be able to rub it in Nora Wakeman's face that he is the superior scientist. He's only eighteen versus her eighty so…he could still use some improvement.


Brad tapped on the glass of her bedroom window, "Hey…Jen!"

Jenny hurriedly opened the window, "Hey Brad."

Tuck shoved Brad in the window with a thump, before jumping on his back to support his landing, "Oh hi Jenny!"

"Hello Tuck…uh, Brad?"

He pushed Tuck, "Well you called, and the Bradster delivered. What's up?"

Jenny paced and held up the makeshift walkie-talkie she owned, one of the four each of them owned. "It's Sheldon, I tried to invite him to hangout tomorrow with us, and he hasn't answered or anything."

"Have you gone to his place?" Tuck asked.

"Yes, every time I went there, he was out." she sighed.

Brad scratched his chin, "The last time I saw him was probably at graduation…" he brushed himself off and stood.

Jenny slapped her forehead, "Do you think he's still mad at me?"

Tuck crashed on her bed, with a sarcastic laugh, "Oh no, I mean come on, standing on the stage of the school auditorium in front of the entire community confessing his love for you, only to be rejected for eternity…yeah I doubt he's holding a grudge."

Brad and Jenny exchanged glances, Brad held up three fingers and counted down. Within three seconds Tuck busted out laughing.

Jenny slumped, "It's not like he's a bad guy or anything, he can be a real sweetheart, but I just don't find him appealing for dating material…oh who am I kidding? I'm just a robot, how can I put myself on a higher level than Sheldon?"

Brad put a hand on her shoulder, "Aw, don't be like that Jen, I'm sure you'll find dateable material- shut up Tuck- and I'm sure Sheldon will find someone else, that will like him back."

Tuck rolled onto his stomach, and rested his chin in his hands, looking up at Jenny thoughtfully, "While we're on the subject, Jenny, what are you looking for in a guy?"

Jenny blinked, "Uh, what?"

Brad sat with his brother, crossing his arms with a smirk, he joined in, "Yeah, Jen. What are you looking for?"

Jen crossed her arms, "Well, this is a bit on the spot…"

Tuck rolled his eyes, "Duh, it's an interrogation. Now answer the question!"

She looked past the boys, and in a dreamy state, her cheeks developing an embarrassed blush.

"Oh, well, someone who's cute," Tuck scoffed at that, and Brad shoved him, "and who's funny…someone who'll listen to my stories…won't be weirded out by my powers or that I'm a robot…someone who's sweet…"

By the time she finished, Tuck had jumped up and aimed the light from the desk lamp at Brad. "Ta-da!" he announced, "Here's your Casanova! We'll have to make do with the appearance…"

"Tuck!" Brad yelled, his voice cracking. He exchanged a flustered glance with Jenny.

He picked up his brother and threw him over his shoulder.

"Oh come on Brad! We already know Jenny likes you, I mean she gets jealous super easy with you! She already thinks your pathetic excuses for humor are funny, she finds you attractive, and you think she's the coolest girl in the universe! Clearly this is canon! BRAD.."

Brad reached for the door hurriedly, "I think we've over-stayed our welcome…uh, I'll- err, we'll see you tomorrow at the skate park Jen!"

As he was about to open the door it swung open and Nora Wakeman stood there.

"Ohh boys! Why do you always avoid me and the front door? Seriously, stop coming in through the windows."

The three of them exchanged a worried face, she ushered all of them out. "Now now, while you're here you my as well enjoy some dinner."

"Dinner?" Tuck asked excitedly, "I didn't even know you ate!"

Nora chuckled, and pinched his face, "I like you. I hope you all like Chinese food. It should be arriving in a few minutes."

They sat about and chewed on their food, the teens avoiding eye contact. The doctor noisily slurped her noodles, and Tuck tried to master his chop sticks. He gave up and used a fork, and cleared his throat, "Your sexual tension is so thick I could stab it with my chopsticks.."

Nora snorted at that, "That's some bite you got there, Tuck, now what's this about sexual tension?"

"Nothing!" they blurted simultaneously.

Tuck snickered, "Before you showed up I basically dragged their drama out in the open-"

"There is no drama!" Brad defended.

His brother held his hand up to Brad's face, standing on the chair, "Anyway Doc, they totally have the hots for one another and I was like, "Ta-da! Problem solved." But they were all like "Ahh! I can't date my best friend…can I?""

The doctor tapped her chin ponderously, "Come to think of it…I am not sure if I disabled XJ9's hormone capability…"

"Hormone…capability!" Jenny fumed, "Are you kidding me right now?"

"No," her mother shook her head, "Your sole purpose was to be a kick ass android, as human as possible. Most are add on additions though…"

There was a pause and Jenny looked up with a squint, "So…you mean to tell me that I have the hormones of a teenager?"

"Well obviously, you're supposed to be a teenaged robot. Duh. Why make a robot when you can have a robot that has to deal with teenager problems? It amuses me to watch young people in angst."

Everyone sat and blinked at the doctor, who merely smiled. Tuck smirked, "Teach me your ways, oh wise one."

"Oh goody! I always wanted an apprentice!" Nora clapped her hands together, "If you follow me to my workshop I'll look up this mishap."

Nora's fingers clacked keys on the keyboard and the three peered over her shoulders. An image of Jenny popped up on screen, it zoomed in to where her cerebral cortex was located.

"All right, kiddies. This is where your brain functions and processes life logically. Now Jenny, when I hook you up, I want you to think about Brad."

Jenny plugged the cable in and stared at Brad and a hundred different memories swarmed her, and she smiled. The diagram on the screen flashed, as if it were shut down.

"And there you have it, folks." Tuck announced. "Proof that there is such a thing as teenage robot crushes."


Sparks flew, illuminating the mask that shielded Sheldon's face. He patched up Silver Shell, and changed his target to once love interest, XJ9.

The numerous amounts he had worked with her to "upgrade", he had been able to pinpoint major spots to destroy. His plan; damage the joints, salvage the brain.

Maybe, just maybe, he could reprogram her to love him.


Author's note: Hello? Is anybody out there? Hi, it's me. That author you hate for never updating like anything ever. I promise to change, don't send me to the funny farm! Anyway, I got myself back into the fanfic mind, and um guess what, wrote a new one...I'll update everything else I swear!