(lol this just crack that popped into my mind today and instead of trying to make some sort of AMV, i decided to re-write the lyrics a bit to fit the characters better~ the origional song is "I you were gay" a duet by Avenue Q. please enjoy~)
"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, 'The complete collected work of Edgar Allen Poe.' No Alois to bother me. How could it get any better than this?"
"Oh hi Ciel!"
"Hey Alois..."
"Hey Ciel, you'll never guessed what happened to me in town this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me…"
"Yeah that's very interesting,"
"Mhm! He was being reeeaall friendly. In fact, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might of though I was gay."
"So, uh, why are you telling me this? Hmm? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today?"
"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ciel..."
"I am not getting defensive! Sigh~ why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read."
"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ciel. I just think its something we should be able to talk about."
"I don't want to talk about it, Alois. This conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but Ciel—"
"OVER!"
"Well, okay, but just so you know…if you were gay~! That'd be ok. I mean cause, hey! I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were MEEE! I would feel free to say, that I was gay! But I'm not gay."
"Alois, please, I am trying to read…what?"
"If you were queer,"
"Ah, Alois!"
"I'd still be here,"
"Alois, I am trying to read this book."
"YEAR AFTER YEAR!"
"Alois!"
"Because you're dear to me,"
"Argh!"
"And I know that you~"
"What?"
"Would accept me, tooo~"
"I would?"
"If I told you today 'Hey guess what? I'm GAY!' But I'm not gay. I'm happy just being with you~"
"A cup of Earl Grey, an eye patch..."
"So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?"
"Alois that is wrong!"
"No it's not! If you were gay, I'd shout 'HURAY'!"
"I am not listening!"
"And here I'd stay~"
"La la la la la!"
"But I wouldn't get in your way~"
"AHH!"
"You can count on me~ to always BE beside you every day, to tell you its okay. You were just born that way. And as they say, it's in your DNA: you're gay!"
"BUT I AM NOT GAY!"
"If you were gay,"
"Bah!"