A/N: This is my first fanfic in the Hunger Games fandom, and I have to say, everything is so serious here! This is why I am making this parody (and crack) fic. If you get offended and say "This is so bad and rude, the Hunger Games shouldn't be joked about!" this is just to lighten the mood, and this is a crackfic, it isn't supposed to be taken seriously. By the way, I am skipping over some scenes because anyone reading this fic is probably a Hunger Games fan. Anyway, welcome to Panem, the happiest place on earth.
Catnip Everclean lived in District 12. Everyone there loved the Hungry Games, where you throw 24 kids-I mean tributes between the ages of 12 and 18 into an arena where they will fight tp the death over the last piece of pizza. District 12 was one of 13 districts, and District 12 was the last, because District 13 definitely isn't still thriving after the Mountain Dew bombs that the Capitol threw at them.
Catnip stood in the forest, aiming her Cupid bow at two rabbits. She shot an arrow, and the rabbits died. "Oh. Are they dead?" She poked them. "Welp. Better go show Gale." Gale Hawthorne was her boyfr-excuse me, best friend, who said "Hi. Want a berry?" Catnip nodded. Gale threw a berry at her, saying "May the odds-" The berry landed on Catnip's face. She ate it. "Be ever in your flavor." she finished. Gale told Catnip "The Rea0ping is today." Catnip was pleased. "I hope I'll be reaped. Not my sister." Catnip only hunted to keep her family alive, after her father died in a mine accident involving Doritos and a MLG turtle. Her sister Primrose, who was never called Prim, was a midget and looked different from Catnip, because she was a blomde and Catnip was a brunette. Primrose was old enough now to be reaped.
Catnip and Gale stood in the dense crowd of people. Catnip spotted Peeta "I make too many cakes" Mellark. She hated him because he threw her some bread, that was nice of him. But nobody was allowed to be nice to her except for Gale. They heard a voice. "Ladies first!" It was Effie Perfect Schedule Trinket. Effie fished a name out of a glass bowl. "Primrose Everdeen!" Primrose looked excited and was about to run up when Catnip interrupted. "I volunteer as tribute!" You could volunteer as tribute if you were selfish enough to take the glory of someone else. Primrose was sad. Effie asked "What's your name?" Catnip answered "Catnip. Catnip Everclean." Effie nodded. "Siblings, right? Back to the topic, the boys now." She took a paper. "Peeta "I make too many cakes" Mellark." Catnip screamed. "NOOOOOO!" Peeta was happy.
After the Reaping, Catnip said goodbye to everyone, including her friend Madge. "Catnip, this is my lucky mockingjay pin. It might help you mock the other tributes." Catnip smiled. "Thanks!" She boarded the train to the Capitol, where she and a certain bread boy would compete in the Hungry Games.
A/N: Hope that was funny enough! Sorry if this was short...but the next chapter will be longer, and it'll be the train scenes. If you liked it, please follow, favorite, & review!