The death of Berrynose.
For all of you that hate Berrynose, this is the story for you.
Enjoy and please review.
Berrynose was strutting around the ThunderClan camp singing "I am the best, I am the best."
"Shut up!" Every cat yelled.
"How dare you tell me to shut up!" Berrynose exclaimed, and then walked of, sulking.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Gemma was sitting at her computer, setting up a petition to try and convince Erin Hunter to kill Berrynose.
Everybody hated him.
2 months later...
The petition had over 10 000 000 signatures. Gemma figured it was time enough.
So she and over 10 000 screaming protesters with sings that said 'I hate Berrynose' and 'Kill Berrynose' stormed the London office of Erin Hunter screaming "KILL BERRYNOSE, KILL BERRYNOSE!"
In the offices, all the Erin Hunters hid behind their desks "We've gone too far creating a arrogant, annoying, egoistic, (there are just too many words to describe Berrynose) character!"
The other Erins agreed.
So it was that Gemma entered the office and said politely "Good afternoon ladies." Then sat down and tried to convince them to 'dispose of' Berrynose.
It didn't work. Even at the offer of 1 million pounds, world peace and cheesecake, the Erins didn't agree.
They said it was against the laws of fiction.
So a disappointed Gemma and 10 000 odd fans strode through London. When all of a sudden they were confronted by... a genie!
"I will give you one wish." It said. "Kill Berrynose!" Everybody yelled.
Then they found themselves in the fiction's land of ThunderClan territory. Exited now, they raced toward the camp chanting "KILL BERRYNOSE! KILL BERRYNOSE!"
When they reached the camp, they scrambled over cats until they found the one they wanted.
Berrynose.
They pushed him roughly into a hessian bag, and ran off.
Meanwhile, ThunderClan had reassembled and was celebrating. Cats were in congo lines, dancing and just celebrating the brilliant occasion.
Even StarClan was happy.
It was heaven.
At the guillotine however, people were getting ready for the death of Berrynose. He was wearing make-up (his request) and when Gemma asked him if he had any last words he responded "I am awesome!" then the blade dropped, his head came off, the crowd cheered and peace came to earth.
By the way, I don't own warriors.
