Me: A new story. I was orginally going to turn Lloyd but Zelos seemed more likley for it to happen to

Zelos: A story about me. Yes!

Sheena: You do relize what happens to you right?

Zelos: I get all the hunnies?

Me: I own nothing and Tales of Symphonia belongs to Namco

Zelos: Wait. what happens? Is it bad?! Sheena tell me

Colette, the Chosen of Regeneration, had been hiding a terrible deseaise. We didn't even know about it until we recently invaded the Iselia Human Ranch in order to fire the Mana cannon. Kratos was with us but once agian, returned to Crusix. I wish he wouldn't but he id our enemy. Although..I don't want to think of him as one.

How can I think of these things when my friend might be dieing.

Someone seemed to understand. That other chosen with the red hair and blue eyes. I was closer to him then I was Genis and Colette. It was strange, because I couldn't stand him when we met and I don't think he trusted me. But now, we are like best friends. He will randomly come up and hug more or hide behind me from Sheena. I would come to him for advice and just to hang out with. Much like I used to with Kratos but..Zelos is NOT Kratos. Zelos is...special.

"Colette!" Lloyd knelt down at his friend that had taken the blast.

"Lloyd. Colette will be fine. Send out the signal." Raine said and he nodded. Zelos came over and lifted her,

"I got her bud."

Lloyd smiled, knowing Colette was fine with Zelos. They couldn't get into Iselia. Lloyd and Genis had still been banned and refused to lift it. Expecully when they learned that the Sages were half elves. They had no choice but to head to Altessa's because of Kratos's advice. He said that her sickness was caused by Lloyd's crude keycreast and to remember the words of the unicorn. Lloyd sighed, leaning aginst the window seal. He felt a strong pair of arms wrap around his shoulders.

"It's not your fault bud. It's because of that Crusix Crystal she ended up like this."

"But it's my keycreast that turned her into that." Zelos frowned and poked at Lloyd's cheek.

"But without it the little angel would be stuck souless right?"

Lloyd smiled slightly and pushed Zelos off.

"Yeah Yeah sure."

Lloyd smiled. Something about Zelos always made things better. It was annoying sometimes. He used to make everything worse because of their distrust for each other. But things seemed to fix themselves when he was around. Lloyd knew it for a long time since hanging out with the redhead that he had a crush on the chosen. But Zelos was a womanizer. What could he ever see in Lloyd? The leader often thought this and figured this is just what happens. Your find a so called true love and can't have them.

Zelos grinned and stretched.

"I'll go check on the angel for ya."

He headed into the room where Colette was sleeping. he made a noise of disapproval and sighed.

"I wonder if..that would happen to me? Begin the chosen is just full of curses."

The redhead said to himself. he didn't notice the shadow in the room behind him. Mithos held out his hand and an object appeared. Time seemed to slow down and freeze around him and he came forward and stared up at the chosen.

"So Martel's vessel is useless now." He glared down at Colette and back at his hand.

"I guess I'll have to use you. But Martel wouldn't like you this way so I'm going to have to fix that."

He grinned and reached up, taking the keycrest from Zelos's Crusix Crystal on his neck and changed the mound. He stepped out the door and glanced back.

"To bad Tethalla chosen. I suppose you'll have to for fill your role after all."

He grinned and using the powers of the Eternal Sword, restored time back into motion. Zelos rubbed his head and sighed.

"Poor Colette. Lloyd was only trying to help you like the sweety he is."

He grabbed his chest and rubbed his hand over his crystal.

"What was that?"

His eyes widened as a nother burst of pain shot through his body and he fell on his knees. The pain subsided and he stood again, once his vision returned and left the room. He eyed Lloyd and waved,

"She's sound asleep bud. Our cool beauty professor is taking good.."

A wave of dizziness over came the charmer and he fell onto the ground.

"Zelos!" Lloyd ran over and lifted him, waving his hand in front of his face.

"Are you ok? Zelos? It's like he can't see me. Professor Raine! Zelos needs help."

The chosen listened as more voices came into the picture but he tried to hold onto Lloyd's voice as his mind gave out and slip into unconsciousness. His eyes finally opened and he could hear breathing other then his own in the room, although his was fairly heavy. He glanced over at Lloyd, he was sitting in a chair by the bed, legs and arms crossed. Zelos smiled and took a deep breath,

"Lloyd! My head hurts! Kiss it better!" He laughed and yelled. This caused the teen to fall out of his chair and crawl over to the bed, leaning on it.

"Your awake. You idiot." He lifted himself and sat on the bed.

"How do you feel? Raine siad you had a sudden fever and your mana was weak."

"I'm fine now that your here hunnie." Zelos grinned and Lloyd frowned.

"I told you not to call me that." Zelos lifted his hand weakly, waving it.

"My chest hurts. My crystal feels like it's on fire."

Zelos said, sitting up. Lloyd blinked and reached over, helping the weaker man take his black tank top off. He noticed the sweat on his chest and the slight irritation around the crystal.

"I hope you don't have what Colette does." Lloyd worried and Zelos sighed.

"I dought that. I would have gotten it long ago then if it was that." the man panted and gripped his chest again.

"Damn it Lloyd. What is wrong with me."

Lloyd blinked and grabbed the man's shoulders. If Zelos called him by his name, he knew something was wrong or up.

"Zelos. Maybe you should lay.."

His sentence was cut off by Zelos screaming and gripping tighter onto Lloyd's arms.

"Damn it. I'm going to wake everyone up." Zelos exclaimed weakly. Lloyd pulled down the chosen's head band and put it into his mouth and tightening it.

"I'm sorry Zelos. This might work though."

Zelos understood and Lloyd saw his eyes. They were glazed over but held an unfamiliar look in the blue eyes. Fear. Zelos was scared an completely helpless. Lloyd pulled Zelos against his chest.

"I don't know what's happening to you but I'll stay right here Zelos. I promise."

His eyes widened as Zelos pulled tighter against his chest. He swore he could see the red crystal pulsate. Lloyd lifted his arms and wrapped them around Zelos, trying to hold him from his violent shaking.

"Damn it. First Colette and now Zelos. I swear I'm not going to forgive myself."

Lloyd blinked and looked down at Zelos. He started to freak out as well. The chosen's body was changing and he didn't know what to do. His arms slid further around his body as his chest and shoulders seem to shrink and become thinner. The hands gripped tightly on his sleeves became more slender and the grip wasn't as tight. Lloyd's eye twitched. Lately, he had become sensitive to people's mana. Mostly of those that had huge amounts of it. Zelos's mana seemed different. It had changed in those 5 minutes. Had it been five minutes?! Zelos had been suffering in pain for that long? Damn it.

His grip became less on the man in his arms as he stopped shaking and seemed to calm down.

"Are you alright Zelos?" His back heaved with heavy breaths.

"My entire body hurts but I'm fine."

Zelos said and then silence. That silence was broken by a scream..a woman's scream.

"Z Z Zelos?!" Lloyd had fallen off of the bed and stared up at the redhead.

"What the hell!" Zelos yelled before covering his voice. He glanced down at his expanded chest and poke the newly grown mounds of fat.

"I'v been turned into..." He stopped and jumped at banging on the bedroom door.

"Lloyd what's going on in there? I heard a woman scream." Raine said. Zelos freaked out slightly and grabbed Lloyd,

"We can't let her see me like this!" Lloyd shook his head and quickly undid the buttons on his jacket,

"Here, put this on and climb out the window."

"Whao. Bud? That's the best you can think of?"

"What's going on?" They heard Sheena outside.

"There is a woman in Zelos's room." Presea said, partcully sleepily. Sheena kicked on the door,

"Zelos! You pervert! I can't believe you snuck a woman into Altessa's house!"

Zelos quickly pulled the jacket on and wiggled himself out the small window.

"Damn these small windows. Bud, help me."

Lloyd hurried over. The door was kicked open and Sheena stood there, hopping mad so to speak. They saw the messed up bed, the knocked over chair and Lloyd trying to push someone out the window.

"Lloyd! Where is Zelos? Is that the woman? I'll teach her a piece of my mind."

Sheena said and stomped over.

"Sheena. Please don't." She pulled on Zelos's legs, the white pants tore slightly and there was silence.

"Great my voluptuous beauty, you made me tear my pants."

Sheena fell backwards and Raine walked over.

"It appears that her butt is stuck." She said and turned to Lloyd.

"Lloyd. Why were you helping this woman escape. And where did Zelos go?" Lloyd hesitated and lifted his hand and pointed at the window.

"He escaped?" Regal asked, now being up from the commotion. Lloyd shook his head.

"Would someone please get me out of here. This can't be good for my stomach." Zelos said and Raine's eye twitched and turned back to the window.

"Oh Martel. ZELOS?!" The half elf exclaimed.

"Yes my cool beauty?"

The woman's voice said. She firmly grabbed the legs and pulled Zelos from the window. He fell to the ground and opened his eyes from where he was laying on his back.

"Holy ninja!" Sheena crawled back from Zelos and Lloyd frowned and knelt down.

"You alright Zelos."

"If you call me getting stuck in a window because I have the ass of a woman now ok then yes, "I'm just peachy."

Zelos sat up and gripped the jacket tightly. He realized he was wearing Lloyd's jacket. Well, he knew, but he realized something else. It was nice and warm and ..big. His female body was smaller then that of his normal body. From where he was sitting though, it appeared he still stood at his 5' 10''. Raine knelt down and examined Zelos's face.

"This is fascinating. Are you completely a woman now?"

Zelos blinked and unbuttoned a few of the buttons from the top to revel his new chest. He poked them and slightly blushed.

"My skin hurts."

"It's probley because of the transformation."

Raine started to point out obvious changes between who he was and what he was now. Lloyd groaned and lifted Zelos to his feet.

"Professor Raine!"

He yelled and everyone blinked. Lloyd hadn't yelled at Raine before because she would punish him.

"Zelos just got turned into a woman! Don't you think you can let him sleep and talk about this in the morning. He still has a fever anyway."

Lloyd's had was still gripped firmly onto the arm.

"Alright Lloyd. Tomorrow."

Raine said and they all went back to the other spare bedroom. Zelos grabbed Lloyd's arm,

"Wait bud." Lloyd looked back at Zelos.

"You wanna check my out with me?" Lloyd blinked and bumped back into the door shutting it.

"Zelos? You pervert."

"Yeah. In a woman's body."

He grinned and dropped the jacket.

"So this is what it feels like."

He poked himself and played with his new breasts.

"They're so soft and squishy."

"Zelos!"

Lloyd was as red as his jacket on the floor. He held them and looked at Lloyd.

"I don't think they are as big as Sheena's though."

He grinned.

"Lloyd. Touch my jubilees." He stepped forward. Lloyd reached behind him for the handle and struggled with it.

"Zelos. This is embarrassing."

"Come on bud." He blinked and then fell forward, his fever still was taking a toll on his body. Lloyd acted quickly and grabbed Zelos as he crashed into his body. His breasts brushed up against the leader.

"Feels nice huh?" Zelos teased and Lloyd shook his head.

"Go to bed Zelos!" But the man pushed harder aginst Lloyd.

"Come on Lloyd. Be a man." Zelos kept teasing him. Lloyd pushed the shemale towards the bed and the woman stumbled.

"That's no way to treat a lady." Zelos wagged his figner before falling face first onto the bed.

"Sheeze." Lloyd rolled his eyes and helped the chosen properly in.

"Hey Bud." Lloyd sighed as he turned out the light and stared back at Zelos.

"What is it now?"

"Do you think. I'll be ok?" Lloyd blinked. Zelos seemed to have fun with his new body and now he was suddenly worried.

"I don't know Zelos. I'm kinda scared."

"Me too bud. I hope Raine can fix me." Zelos said before setting his head back down. He frowned and tossed several times.

"They are kinda annoying to sleep with. I can't lay on my stomach." Zelos complained and Lloyd threw a pillow at him,

"Go to sleep!"

Raine paced in front of Zelos as he sat in a chair. Colette had been filled in on what happened and she kinda found it exciting. She was thinking that Zelos could be like her big sister now. Sheena just found it weird.

"Raine?" Regal asked as the half elf stopped.

"I have no idea." Everyone sighed.

"So your saying that Zelos just magically turned into the opposite sex?" Genis said.

"No. Well, it is possible." She said and glared at Zelos.

"Until we figure it out, you'll have to get used to being a woman. That means acting like one. No flirting with your hunnies." Zelos sighed.

"So many rules. Can't a guy have a little fun."

"A guy could have a little fun with you Zelos."

Lloyd said sternly, worried for his friend. Tabatha came into the room. She had fixed Zelos's pants that ripped in the window seal. Colette stood beside where Zelos was sitting.

"Zelos. I think your a very pretty girl." She smiled and Zelos grinned.

"I'm just to pretty. I could have no sex and still be beautiful." Lloyd chuckled and Sheena threw something at him. He lifted it and dropped his mouth.

"This is?" He stuttered.

"You'll have to learn to put it on." He glared at the bra in his hands and down at his chest. Sure, he had seen plenty before but to have to actually put one on?!

"No one is going to help me?" The woman all looked at each other.

"No. It's just weird because its you Zelos. Sorry."Sheena said and Presea nodded.

"Although having the appearance of a female. Zelos's mind is still male." The chosen sighed.

"I'm so sad now."

He stood up and went into the bed room. It was almost 10 minutes and he still hadn't came out.

"Maybe I should go check on him."

Sheena rubbed her head and entered the room.

"Wha!" Zelos blinked.

"Oh. Your finally going to help me?"

Sheena sighed in pity for the man and held him fasion the back of the bra. He pulled on his tank top and frowned. It didn't cover his stomach anymore so his belly was exposed.

"I can't help but enojy this." Zelos grinned and Sheena pull on his ear,

"Come on. We have to go the the library and figure out how to cure Colette."

"Hey Hey. Stop pulling Sheena." Zelos wriggled under her grip. In Skybak, they learned that the disease Colette had was causing her body to become a Crusix Crystal.

"So we need to search the Castle Archives for records of this?" Raine asked and frowned. Zelos was flirting with a group of men that had taken notice to him.

"Seles get over here!" Sheena complained. The men looked at Zelos and he came over.

"What did you call me?" he asked.

"Seles." Raine said.

"That's my sis.."

"I know. But we can't call you Zelos now can we. It would ruin your reputation as the chosen and it is a guy's name." The professor said, standing up. Zelos wasn't sure he liked being called by his sister's name. It felt like he wasn't respecting her by pretending to be her or something. Whatever it was, he didn't like it but had no choice. Everyone knew that Zelos had a sister by the name of Seles Wilder. If he tired to use a fake name, he could get arrested.

"Great. The king won't talk to us though. How can we see him if we don't have the chosen?" Genis asked. Zelos examined his hands and grinned.

"I can get us in there still. Leave it to me my hunnies." He said and started forward. Colette smiled,

"We're all still Zelos's hunnies."

"That was a bit strange." Regal pointed out and everyone felt akward.

"The what?!" The King exclaimed, sitting in his throne.

"I'm Seles Wilder. The chosen's sister. He has come down with a disease so I am representing him. We need into the archives your majesty." Zelos lied and persuaded the king. They headed up the stairs when the princess stopped them.

"Seles?" They looked back at her.

"Is Zelos ok." Zelos grinned.

"Of course. You know, your just as pretty as he says." The princess fanned her self and they continued up the stiars.

"Zelos." Sheena groaned.

"Come on Sheena. This is fun."

He put his hands behind his head. Lloyd saw walking behind the group and lowered his head.

"Oh Zelos." He sighed.

I'm glad your having fun and have calmed down, but I want you back to yourself.

Zelos: So I don't get the hunnies?

Sheena: You idiot! You became a hunnie!

Me: He's still gorgious damn it! *faints*

Sheena: Great. How could this get any worse

Kratos: Hey....

Sheena: This is just great!

Zelos: Please Review. Hey Kratos! Look at me!

Kratos: I see no diffrence really.

Zelos: Your so cruel