The Split by Bandgeek252
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter or anything to do with Harry Potter. This is to be used for entertainment purposes only. Not making any money off this... this goes for the entire fic!
Synopsis: Hermione, in her seventh year, wants to do really well so she tries to work on a potion while Professor Snape is away working for the Order, but the potion ends up splitting her into two different people. This fic is for fun. A serious piece of work, this is not. Drama is for the theater.
Ron
Hermione was always a studious one. Extra credit, extensive studying, and high marks was what she strove for, but on the day before the school broke for the holidays she did something rather stupid. She played around with potions.
The crisp December air sparked with holiday cheer as the Weasleys Ron and Ginny along with their friends Harry and Hermione were preparing for a trip back to Headquarters also known as 12 Grimmauld Place. Their seventh year and Ginny's sixth was off to good start. Hermione had finally gotten some acceptance from Professor Snape after years of pleading to begin special projects in Potions and she was supposed to start sometime after Christmas, but being the bright over-achiever that she is wanted to start early.
If I could only get this splitting potion done before the Christmas holidays and then Professor Snape will be sure to be impressed with my ambition and knowledge. Hermione thought as she finished adding the last bits of ingredients to the potion. Just some more boomslang and it should be perfect. The potion bubbled and turned the correct shade of purple. Satisfied with the results Hermione turned her back to still bubbling brew when she heard it crackle. Nervously she turned around to witness the cauldron burst as she became drenched in the purple potion. The explosion echoed through the stony dungeon.
"Damn!" Hermione said cradling her head that was starting to ache.
"You can say that again." a soft familiar voice spoke. Hermione turned to look to see who's voice that was when she saw herself staring right back at her. Then she preceded to faint.
"So what are you saying?," Harry asked Professor Dumbledore in a quiet voice trying to understand all that the professor had said.
"It means that Hermione is really both of them."
"Of course I am!" came a chorus from both bushy haired brunettes. Harry looked a bit pale at the thought.
"How is it possible?" Ron asked stunned.
"This splitting spell is supposed to split a person from a spell, but unfortunately it has split her personalities. One is one aspect of her studious personality and the other is the other side of personality, but both are Hermione Granger." Dumbledore smiled sweetly at the two Hermiones.
"Well we're going to need a different name for one of them. It would be too weird if we were to call both of them Hermione. I can't keep them straight. How about making them wear a colored wrist band." Ron said looking to Harry for help.
"Uh, okay. How about you," he pointed to one of the Hermiones, "be Hermione and wear a bright purple wrist band. And you," he turned the other, "be Mya and wear a bright red wrist band."
"Excellent Harry." Dumbledore proclaimed as he transfigured the appropriate wrist bands on each of the girls' wrists.
"I can totally live with red. It's very Gryffindor!" Mya exclaimed happily. While Hermione looked like she was going to be sick.
"I guess we can start to see the differences in their personalities." Ron snickered at Mya's giddiness. To this Hermione just glared at him while Mya winked. Mya let go of her wrist band and leaned towards Ron making his ears turn as red as his hair.
"Oh Ron, I am very..." she paused to breathe into his ear, "different." To this Ron shivered with excitement as Mya's lips came down hard on Ron. Hermione stood there abashed while Harry's jaw dropped to the floor. Mya kissed him forcefully, but keeping her lips sealed. Ron wrapped his arms around her waist as she released him from under her spell.
"Blimey, Mya..." he was breathless. Harry had at that point reasserted his jaw and looked over at Hermione who was blushing so furiously from both anger and humiliation.
"How dare you? I mean me! How could you take that kiss away from me?" Hermione yelled at her other self.
"Well you certainly were in little hurry to see it happen. So I took advantage of it." Mya smirked at herself.
"That is true Hermione. How long have you liked Ron? And you never made a move on him." Harry spoke up only hoping to calm the situation down and return Hermione to the land of logic.
"That is besides the point. I... that was my first kiss and you took it!" she was screaming.
"Oh don't get so upset Hermione." Mya spat back. "I don't like him all that much. He was just my first."
"Your first?" Harry choked.
"First kiss and first crush. Get your head out of the gutter Potter." Mya smirked at her oldest friend. "I mean Ron you're nice and all. I enjoyed kissing you, but that's about it!" she said flatly.
Ron who had finally returned to Earth looked up at her shyly. "That's it?" he asked. "You kiss me and that's all you wanted?"
"Yep! I mean I would have kissed you years ago and gotten out of my system if Miss Goody Goody over there would have let her hair down at least once. Even with Viktor she still had a tight hold on me. Don't you do anything fun Hermione?" Mya asked raising an eyebrow. Hermione stood there beyond angry. She could feel her anger crackle and pop around her as Harry and Ron took an instinctive step back, but Mya stood firm.
"I have... fun!" Hermione spat her anger barely contained.
"Maybe we should separate them." Ron suggested.
"NO!" Hermione shouted. "I want to know exactly what my hussy side is going to do. I don't to need to hear about it from Malfoy or Lavender!"
"Well you aren't going to have to worry about them for long. Christmas holidays are starting tomorrow so we'll be at Headquarters for the next two weeks. Hopefully this will be fixed by then. Didn't Dumbledore say that this should wear off in about that time. This should be interesting. I wonder what Sirius and Remus will say." Harry commented. Since Sirius had come back through the veil Remus had been at headquarters constantly. The entire Order with the exception of Professor Snape was happy to see Sirius return.
"Yeah hope it wears off before next term. That would suck... having two Hermiones in class." Ron chuckled at the thought of two bushy haired know-it-alls raising their hands up at the same time and answering the question in a chorus. To this Hermione simply glared Ron into silence before turning to Mya.
"Mya," she began as she tried to quell her anger, "Why don't we finish packing and duplicate our clothes. And under NO circumstances are you allowed to kiss Ron again." she said pointing a finger at herself. Mya merely smirked in reply, but under her breath she said, "I won't kiss Ron again." And with that the two halves of Hermione Granger walked on to Gryffindor Tower to finish packing for the holidays. Internally she was thinking, "Doesn't mean I won't kiss someone else"
AN: So what do people think? I am working on another Severus and Hermione piece right now and this may be crazy for me to try to do two stories at once, but this is just too much fun to pass up. Check out my Mirror Series, "What the Mirror Saw". I finished the first story in the series and am currently working on the second.
This was taken from a French fanfiction. There was a picture on deviant art where Harry was split into two personalities. I thought it'd be cooler to do Hermione.