Disclaimer: I do not own TDI. If I did, believe me, it would be a LOT different.

1: The Party. Edited from script format to story format! I can't believe I had the time to do this! Anyways, thanks for the good advice. It really improves the story overall!

Chris: Welcome! It's been quite a while since you have seen your campers! With Total Drama Island done, Total Drama Action a complete failure, even though I still got paid, It's time to unleash a BRAND NEW season, featuring your original 22 campers, yes all of them, your lovely host, me, and the original island, even though they threatend to sue me if I didn't improve the living conditions, which I DID, for the record. However, they don't know that there's a new season yet. Mwaaahaha! So, we join our old campers at Owen's yacht party, which still managed to be held because Gwen shared her winnings from TDA (A/N: I don't know the outcome of TDA. I had Gwen win it because she's a good character). Now, without further ado, I present to you.....Total! Double! Drama! Island!

Cue theme song (It's the same one from TDI, Chris is too cheap to redo it) !

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Near the island, a splendid boat awaits. All of season one's campers are there, happy, and in Heather's case, annoyed, to be reunited.

"Wahooooo!!!" he yelled. "Finally, my party! This is so.....so........"

"Awesome?"

"Yeah!" He picked Heather right up off the ground and gave her a big hug. "Awesome!"

Heather did not seem happy about this. "Put me down, you big oaf!" she screamed. "Put me down!"

All the other campers laughed as Owen dropped Heather, much to their resentment. As the party went into full swing, they were all having a good time. Bridgette and Geoff were busy making out, Tyler was trying to throw a ball, Heather was now fighting with Leshawna because she had insulted Harold, Trent was playing his guitar for Gwen, who was sketching in her notebook, Katie and Sadie were admiring Justin, Courtney and Duncan were arguing one minute, then laughing the next. Even Eva was smiling as she wrestled with Izzy, who was yelling out battle cries that inturupted a just-barely-smiling Noah, who was reading, obviously. Everything was, believe it or not, PERFECT.

Confession Can (no one knows why we have it on the boat):

Heather: Why I agreed to this stupid party full of mentally ill people I should probably issue a restraining order against is beyond me. The sooner this day ends, the better.

Ezekiel: Well, aside from the murderous glances I've been getting from some of the girls, things are going pretty smoothly, eh. I just hope that Bridgette will stop making out with Geoff long enough so I can talk to her.

Izzy: Wow, this party is making Izzy happy! Izzy still isn't letting Owen get up to bat though. He throws me into a Chainsaw killer in season one and a mutant lizard in season two. Now Izzy mad!!

Courtney: You know, at this point, I couldn't care less that I wasn't on Season 2. Seeing how they were treated on that film studio, it made me realize that there are things more important than winning in life. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm less competitive. This party is pretty amazing though. ...........Wait. Why is there a camera in the washroom??

2 hours later, the party was really starting to reach it's peak. They had dived into the ocean, most of them drinking more salt water than the should have, and back on the boat, everyone was stumbling around like they had just received quite a few blows to the head.

Noah, Ezekiel, Heather, DJ, Courtney, Trent, Beth, and Eva, being the only ones that didn't jump, had to hoist the ones that did back onto the boat. The all you can eat buffet (which was the size of half the boat to accomadate Owen) had already been vandalized, and all of the sports equipment had been tossed into the ocean, courtesy of Tyler.

The sun was beginning to set. Heather, who's dark black hair had already grown back by now, stalked out of the main floor.

"What's HER problem?" asked Gwen.

"Girl, her problem was that she was born," replied Leshawna. "Now, I think this party's done for."

Most of the campers frowned. They were happy to be reunited with their old friends, though they had to admit that it WAS getting late.

"Oh alright guys." said Owen sadly. "I'll go and tell the driver to go back."

In the navigation room the "driver" was startled by Owen.

"Hey, driver? Yeah, the party's done. Could you please bring us back.......Oh my freaking god is that-"

He was cut off by a huge hand clasped around his mouth, the other holding him in place with his arm.

"Not one word, fat boy, ya hear me?" the voice said. "Not one word."

Back on deck, the next morning, a scream that would have blown the devil out of his hiding place was unleashed.

"Oh my god!" Lindsay screamed. "What is it?? Kill it, PLEASE!"

She was once again standing on a stool, with a bug at her feet.

"THAT'S what you screamed for?" asled Duncan "It's just another stupid cockroach!"

The known criminal grabbed his axe to kill the cockroach, AGAIN, to have it grabbed out of his hands by Tyler. He swung the axe down on the bug, missing it the first time but making contact the next.

"Ew."

Tyler looked into Lindsay's eyes. "Told you I could do that too", he said.

As Duncan sighed and walked away with his axe, Lindsay and Tyler began to have another "moment", only to be cut off by Trent.

"Has anyone seen Owen?"

"Umm....I think he went to go tell the driver to turn around......" said Beth.

"Um, geniuses? Noah chimed in. "That was last night, and if you haven't noticed, if he really DID tell the driver to turn around, we would be home by now."

"So, where's Owen?" asked Gwen.

They were pondering this for a few seconds when finally someone spoke.

"Um, guys?" Bridgette said. "You really need to come see this..."

The remaining campers crept over to where Bridgette was, at the front of the boat, and looked out.

"Oh no...this is bad......really bad...." said Courtney.

Because rapidly approaching them was Camp Wawanakwa, with Chris MacLean standing on the dock, his evil sadistic smile bigger than ever.

Haha! I LOVE suspense! Don't worry, next chapter will be up soon, with Christmas holidays and such. After that I'll try to do a chapter a week. I haven't gotten to writing much drama yet, I know, but the first two chapters are more like just an introduction, like the meet the campers episode.

So, read and review please! Oh and if you have any ideas for challenges, let me know!