. So I totally abandoned fanfiction and my fans the last few months or year, idk how long, because I had to write this epically long story for my friend o Anyways, I'm at a blank spot for You turned my life Upsidedown. I swear, I've been staring at a blank page for the time I havn't posted, just blinking as I wrote random things down for chapter 8.

But due to my epic mind block I've been killing my mind by poisioning it with horrible or loud music :D. This was inspired by Miley Cyrus' 7 things, and it's an awfully odd format but I thought it was different so I decided I should try it.

PLEASE READ: The format of this story is alittle awkward. It goes like this, the first half of the Chapter is what Maka absoultly HATES about Soul and the second half is what she loves.

PM me if you'd like to be a Beta Reader, it'd sure be a hell of alot of help.

Review and help with spelling/gramatical mistakes. But not in my author's notes.

Just to warn all you, I've only watched the anime, and I recently started reading the manga, but I'm still on the first book =\.

All flames will be added to my campfire to make marshmellows :DDD

Disclaimer: If I owned Soul Eater, Maka and Soul would have kissed already o3o... sadly I don't so, no Soul and Maka kiss D:

7 Things

Chapter 1

I Hate: You're Vain

Maka let out a soft yawn and stretched out her arms. She opened her eyes and looked at the clock, it was 7, which was pretty early since she was usually up at 8. She sat up in her bed and sleepily swung her legs so they hung off the bed, then let her feet hit the slightly cold hard wood floor. With another yawn she stood, the blanket once on top of her slid back onto the bed, showing her blue tank top and blue pajama pants. She made sure to be as quiet as possible and opened the door to her room. The soft sound of socks greeting the hallway floor could barely be heard. Upon first instinct, she walked to the room just across the hall and cracked open the door. She smiled as she saw Soul still fast asleep on his bed. Blankets were wrapped around his legs and one of his arms, his hair was up in every which way, and he seemed to be drooling.

Her eyes made their way over his body and stopped at his chest, she frowned, a wave of guilt hitting her harshly. She closed her eyes before shutting the door. She turned around and almost screamed to be greeted by a pair of golden brown eyes.

Blair smiled at Maka before reaching around her and opening up the door to Soul's room. Maka blinked before stepping out of the way as Blair turned into a cat and walked over to Soul's bed jumping onto it and cuddling up against his legs.

Maka let out a sigh of relief and headed towards the kitchen. She started making breakfast and it was 8 before she knew it, how did she know it was eight? The muffled sound of screaming and straining coming from Soul's room.

"Get off me woman!" Soul yelled running into the living room. Then he tried to come to a halt and went sliding across the hall ramming into the front door, Maka couldn't help but stifle a giggle. She then served the breakfast and sat down at the table. She waited.

Soul stood up and fixed his hair slightly before walking into the kitchen, now he had a shirt on and what looked like gray pajama pants, maybe sweatpants, Maka wasn't quite sure but shrugged it off.

"Morning," Maka said with a small smile.

"Yeah," Soul replied dulling. The smile faded.

"Sleep well?" She asked, trying to find the reason behind his dullness.

"Fine," He mumbled. She frowned.

"Is something wrong Soul?" Her voice seemed concerned yet her face showed she was not amused by this little act he was putting on.

"No," He replied looking up at her, his expression matched her own, "Something wrong with you, tiny tits?"

Her face turned red, more of anger then embarrassment. She didn't want to trying and deal with his actions today, and she didn't feel like getting a book out. She was tired of him acting like this, so a single word came out of her mouth, more harshly then what she meant, "Jerk!"

She put her empty plate into the sink and stormed out of the kitchen. She mentally told herself that the next time he would call her that she'd take an encyclopedia and smash it against his head… three times. Once she reached her room she made sure to slam the door shut. She leaned her back against the door, waiting, he'd usually come and apologize but this time, nothing. After five minutes, she decided he wasn't going to come to beg for forgiveness and she got dressed.

Once dressed she walked out, he stood at the front door, hands crammed into the pocket of that varsity jacket he always seemed to wear.

He looked up at her, she looked back. There was one thing evident in his eyes, guilt. He was just to proud to admit it.

Maka headed out of the apartment, Soul following after locking and shutting the door, he easily caught up with her.

"That wasn't cool, Maka," He started. He opened his mouth just to be cut off.

"Soul, you know what's not cool? Making fun of your friends," She said coldly, then mumbled loud enough for him to hear, "And frankly you do that a lot."

Soul frowned and gave his mister a bored expression, "I don't understand how such a cool person like me got matched with such an uncool person like you. But, you're my best friend and that's all that matters, and that's cool." He grinned and held out a hand to her. Maka seemed a bit guilty for the way she had treated him but took his hand as they left for school.

I like: Your Hair

They walked into Shibusen, hands being let go of long before, mostly because Soul would rather have his in his pockets.

They headed to Stein's classroom and took their normal seats. Then Stein rolled in on his chair, only to have it get caught on a slightly loose board and fall over. "Dammit," He said before standing and picking up the chair to put it upright. He sat down on it backwards, like usual and turned the screw that seemed to run through his head.

"Class," He started then pulled out a scalpel from his pocket, "Today we will be dissecting the endangered three-toed sloth." He seemed to smile before pulling the cover up over the cage revealing the poor animal. No one seemed to protest anymore, since every class they seemed to dissect an endangered animal.

Soul yawned and laid his head on the desk-like structure in front of him and closed his eyes. Maka yawned as well and started absent-mindedly playing with Soul's hair, he just softly smiled and closed his eyes.

Eventually half the class would be grossed out by Stein dissecting the poor creature, a quarter would be fascinated and another quarter would be asleep. Soul being in that last quarter and Maka seeming to slowly follow behind. She was drifting but hadn't fallen asleep yet. No matter what sleep she fought with, however, she was soon knocked out head laying on Soul's using his soft hair as a pillow, softly taking in his scent.

Maka and Soul were startled awake by a yell, "YOU ARE A WIMP COMPARED TO ME! I AM THE ONE WHO WILL SURPASS THE GODS! I AM THE ALMIGHTY BLACK*STAR!" Maka and Soul sweat dropped and looked at each other before they faced the source of the yelling. Of course there was Black*Star and Tsubaki, as well as Kidd, Liz, and Patty.

Black*Star and Kidd were probably having a fight or something. But honestly Soul could care less, he was comfortable with the way he and Maka were laying, but of course it wouldn't be cool to admit that, especially to Maka. And before he knew it Maka wasn't in her seat but she joined the group. Soul sighed and stood sleepily walking over to them. Maka smiled and ruffled his hair, he grinned then noticed how silent it was.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" Kidd screamed pointing at Maka, "His hair was perfectly symmetrical before you messed with it!" His eye twitched, "Must fix hair!" Kidd was held back by Liz and Patty and Black*Star was laughing like crazy.

"God, I'm so sorry for ruining the perfection," Maka said sarcastically, rolling her eyes. She fixed Soul's hair before Kidd got to touch and probably rip it all out. Once fixed Kidd smiled and nodded his head then he heard Maka mumbled, "At least his hair is all a solid color and symmetrical."

Kidd fell to the floor, "I know I'm such a disgrace," tears streamed down his face, "I keep trying to dye them but they keep coming back." He stayed like that as Liz and Patty leaned down to try and comfort him, resulting in him grabbing one of their breasts, "Why are your cup sizes different!"

"Not this again," Liz said rolling her eyes.

"We're gonna go," Soul said grabbing Maka's wrist and pulling her after him. Maka waved to Tsubaki, who she was talking to and was oh so rudely interrupted.

They walked home, and once there Soul plopped down on the couch and closed his eyes, Maka sat next to him. He then turned the TV on and rested his head in her lap, smiling a bit as she ran her hands through his hair he turned his head, "What's next, you gonna come in during my shower and wash my hair?" He chuckled.

"WHAT? NO!" Maka replied.

): It's so SHORT! -.- I'll try and make the next one longer.

Chapter 2 will be I hate: Your Games, I love: Your Eyes. I can't wait till the last Chapter o3o it's already finished *giggles like a little girl*

Reviews are greatly accepted :D