1Hi! This is my first time writing, so plz be nice. And REVIEW! PLZ! All flames will be used to heat my home.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even the title. PhantomOfThePunjab came up with it.

Once, using her magical authoress powers, Erik got dumped at the mall. Quite literally as it seems. He stood up by the entrance.

"Where am I?" asked Erik rather stupidly for the genius phantom. I mean really, he didn't see the huge sign that rather obviously stated 'Mall'?

"I guess I should go in, oh my gosh! It's Christine!" he shouted as he ran really, really fast that wasn't physically possible, but come on, its Christine, or so he thought.

"Oh my gosh! It's you! I thought you left me! For a fop! But now you're here! Now! With me!"

"Ummm...who are you? I don't know you." said the Christine look-alike.

"Of course it's me! I'm Erik! Oh, wait, you're not Christine...Sorry!" and with that Phantom tore off into the nearest store, which just happened to be Sam Goody. You never know what could happen there.

"Phew! That was a close one. I almost didn't get away," Erik thought. "Wait, what's that?"

He came across a really big tent. So, naturally, he had to poke it. And poke it and poke it and poke it.

"Owwwwwwwwwww! Stop doing that! That hurts!" Just then two girls poked their heads out.

"What do you want?" asked the one girl with brown hair, and actually had bangs. There was a small tiger perched on her shoulder.

"Yeah, we were eating pocky, but nooooo, you have to come up and poke us." said the smaller blonde one with a doll that had a demonic glow to it. Erik should just run away now and save himself from the terrors that await him.

"Oh no! It's them! From the Chinese Restaurant! I hope they don't remember me! What should I do?" Erik was too busy thinking to realize they were packing up the tent and then storing it in thin air.

WHACK! (A/N I know, lame) Kaoru, the brown haired one belonged to the Big Hammers That You Can Pull From Thin Air That Only Girls Can Really Do, or BHTYCPFTATOGCRD, or better yet, the Big Hammer Club.

"Why'd you do that?!" screamed Erik.

"Well, you were just sort of zoning out, so I just sort of did it." reasoned Kaoru. Skye, the blonde one just shook her head in agreement.

"We also want to know if you'll go to get muffins with us." Skye asked. However, Erik had no time to answer as Kaoru dragged him away.

"MUFFINS!" Kaoru screamed and turned many heads. The whole mall stared at her, which she didn't notice. So off they went, to Kaoru's favorite muffin place, Meg's Muffins. They had the best muffins ever! So they had a hard time picking out a muffin.

"I want a chocolate muffin with extra chocolate please," Kaoru plainly stated as if she said it every Friday. (A/N she did)

"I'm not hungry, so I'll just get some coffee. Kao, do you think I should get the regular coffee, or iced-coffee?" Skye asked.

"Go for the iced-coffee. It's caffeinated and cold. Really good. So go for that. It's really good."

"O.K. I will. Thanks," Skye said and asked the guy who worked there for it.

"So, what will you get, Erik? You should get a muffin. They're really muffiny." Kaoru told him. Erik was busy looking at the muffin choices when they heard a lot of screaming and squealing.

"Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the phan-girls! Run Erik, run! Before they get you!" Kaoru shouted to him before grabbing Skye and running to the Teen Center for safety. Erik tried to follow so he didn't get trampled. (A/N Erik is 17 in this story) Which, of course, didn't work.

"Erik, I love you, will you marry me?" was one thing Erik heard too often.

"Get off me! I have to go some where and find the authoress so I can stop her from doing this to me!" Erik shouted as he shook off the last phan-girl.

"I'll let you out eventually, after my muffin" the brown-haired authoress said. Then she left to get another muffin because some horrible random phan-girl ate it. They ate her muffin. She will take care of that with the punjab she borrowed coughstolecough from Erik. But that's another story. So, on with the madness!

"KAORU! SKYE! WHERE ARE YOU!?! I NEED TO FIND YOU!" Erik shouted so he could avoid getting attacked by phan-girls again. He then noticed the trail of Teen Center signs so he decided to fallow it. Which, for once, was a good idea.

"There you are Erik, I thought you were past the point of no return by being crushed to death by the phan-girls," Kaoru said as he opened the door to the Teen Center. She was sitting on a bean-bag chair. Skye was nowhere to be seen. On the couch were Emaleth and Rei.

"Erik! I thought you were killed by the phan-girls. This is a surprise,." Emaleth stated.

"Wait, you're here? Why?" Erik asked, clearly confused.

"Oh, well, I know Kaoru, so I am here. Besides, it's Friday, so we're always at the Teen Center. That's how Kaoru knows it." Emaleth said, bored that she had to explain her connection with Kaoru. (A/N I really do know her.)

"By the way, you have to sign in," Rei said while pointing to a sign- in board that said all their names. He signed in as O.G.

"You should wear a mask or something to hide from the phan-girls...Oh, wait. Sorry," Kaoru said. She had temporarily forgotten he already had a mask.

"Anyway, where is Skye? She's not here, and I didn't see here when I was running from the phan-girls. So where'd she go?" Erik asked, not knowing what he had gotten himself into.

"She-oh wait, here she is now!" Kaoru said as Skye ran through the door. She dumped something on the table then fell alseep on another bean-bag chair.

"She got really, really hyper from the coffee. So I sent her to Sam Goody to get Japanese soda," Kaoru said to the phantom as she grabbed two out of the bag. She gives one to Erik and opens hers easily. It's the kind where you pop the ball through to get to the soda. Erik, on the other hand couldn't.

We all know this won't end well...

To Be Continued...