Chapter 1
"Taichou!"
The bubbly voice of Matsumoto Rangiku echoed through the halls of the tenth division barracks. The women in question rushed towards her's and her taichou's office.
In the office an annoyed Hitsugaya Toshiro is sitting behind his desk filling out paperwork. Paperwork that his fukutaichou should be filling out mind you.
Suddenly the door slides open. Pause. Hitsugaya doesn't dare look up for fear of imploding due to his lazy fukutaichou.
Matsumoto makes a cute pouty face before a brilliant idea pops into her head. "Oohh, Taichou." Her voice sounds angelic and alluring to a spirits ears, but not to Hitsugaya. Through the years of working wirh his flirty fukutaichou he has learned to not be bothered by her antics.
"Moouu, Taichou. Why are you ignoring me?" Hitsugaya seems to fail to notice even with his heightened senses that her voice was closer than before.
A devious look on Matsumoto's face shows her intentions. "Guess what Taichou?" Her brilliant voice rings once again though falling on deaf ears. She grins wider knowing that Hitsugaya is too entranced in his paperwork to notice that she's getting closer.
Suddenly a small creak in the wood under feet goes off. Panic sets in. Matsumoto completely freezes in place. Only a few inches away and she would be be able to realize her plan.
"Might I ask, what you are doing Matsumoto." Hitsugaya's cold serious tone sends chills through Matsumoto.
"Umm...er...what do you mean Taichou?" She tries to sound as innocent as possible, though she knows the success is maybe at 20%.
"Did you really think that I wouldn't you notice you trying to put those monstrosities on me again?"
Matsumoto was caught before she did anything. She thought it would've been funny to press her cute little taichou in between her ample busom. The way he reacts is funny even if she finds it slightly bothersome that he's not like the other men. Yes she does refer to her taichou as a man even if he looks like a child.
Because of this she is confused that instead of getting a bloody nose he just pushes her away. Instead of fainting by the mere sight of her breasts he scowls and tells her to get to work. At first she thought that her taichou only acted like that at work, but she later found out that he is the same everywhere.
Cold, serious, frank, but also protective, humble and most of all hardworking. No one beat him at that. Seriously. Sometimes Matsumoto thought that Hitsugaya ate, slept, drank, and thought just about paperwork if not for the fact that she made his tea early in the morning.
She's snapped out of her thoughts by the drop in temperature. That's weird iit's not even winter yet. Wait. Oh nononono.
Matsumoto looks at her taichou with a scared look on her face. Why? Well a pissed of Hitsugaya had grabbed his zanpakto and started to pump out his cold reiatsu while glaring daggers at his fukutaichou.
"So, Matsumoto can you explain to me why you came late today." The question sounds more like a command than anything else.
"Well I had a major hangover and if I came like that I wouldn't be able to be able to do my duties, sir." A vein throbs on Hitsugaya's forehead showing his irritation from the blatant lie.
"Then why have you not done any paperwork for the past week?" The taichou of the tenth division walks around his desk shortening the distance between him and her.
"W-well umm... I uhh." Matsumoto stutters and starts to back away slowly. But Hitsugaya advances as quickly as she backs up. "It's that time of the month, t-taichou."
Please work please work please work.
"Really? Well then you may leave. I don't want your uncomfortableness hindering my work." Matsumoto instantly perks up and fist pumps in her mind.
She turns around slowly basking in her win over the cold cute little taichou. I can't believe I won. Hehe what a naive taichou I can't believe you feel for it.
"MMatsumoto." She turns around and sees Hitsugaya with a dead serious look on her face.
"I might've let you go if I believed you. But I knew you were lying since the beginning." Before she can shunpo out of the office a strong firm hand grips her arm. In a second she's sitting in her chair behind her desk frozen stuck from her feet and butt.
Matsumoto quickly tries to grab heineko. Key word try. She notices that her sword isn't strapped to her side like always. She looks towards her taichou's desk looking for her zanpakto. A slight color of pink can be seen slightly behind the desk. The color signals her that her zanpakto is out of reach.
Matsumoto struggles but can break free out of the seemingly indestructible ice. Like seriously who freezes their fukutaichou to their chairs. Apparently Toshiro I-don't-take-shit-from-no-one Hitsugaya does much to Matsumoto's dismay.
"Taichou let me go!" Surprisingly said person is sitting on his chair filling out paperwork like nothing had happened. The buxom beauty ponders on whether to use kido to break out of the ice. She struggles some more but out of nowhere the ice starts to grow.
"If you keep on struggling the ice will just keep on growing." The white haired taichou doesn't even look up to know that she's trying to break free. After a couple of struggles and some mild cussing Matsumoto stops her efforts.
"Come on taichooouuu. Let me goooooo." She whines like a little kid. Degrading yes, but is it above Matsumoto, no.
If it was any other person they would've let her go in a flash. Letting a beautiful women like her whine is not your example of being a gentlemen. Hitsugaya wasn't like anyone else though.
"No, Matsumoto. You're going to stay there until I leave, and you better fill out some paperwork."
"Please, taichou. Stop being such a meanie." Her voice shifts to a soft sultry tone. She moves her shoulder so her kosode moves down her arm revealing more of her breasts.
The man-child looks up at her. He raises an eyebrow then scowls deeply. "Stop playing games Matsumoto, start doing some work or I'll keep you there until next week!"
His reiatsu flares, making Matsumoto grin.
Kyaaa, he's so cute when he's angry. But damn him and his strength against my lovely ladies.
She grins then she starts to frown. Her actions are confusing to the white haired taichou.
That damn women is so weird. Why can't she just get to work.
Hitsugaya sighs tiredly and goes back to filling out his paperwork.
"Oh and Matsumoto-" She stops in the middle of trying to jump to the other side of the room. "I found your sake, and I threw it all away."
Complete silence. Sake. The epitome of the perfect alcoholic beverage according to Matsumoto and every other drunkard in the Gotei 13. So when an evil conniving entity named Hitsugaya Toshiro throws away such a treasure there is only one thing she can do.
"Nooooo!"
The scream echoes through the seireitei. Many shinigami ignore it, others wonder where it comes from. Something as loud as that should've provoked some people into taking action right? Well maybe half and half.
The shinigami from the tenth division knew what was going on. A few weeks prior the same thing had happened, Hitsugaya had found his fukutaichou's sake stash and thrown it away. Eliciting a cry of "pain" from Matsumoto. At first the tenth division quickly took up arms and quickly headed towards the sound.
What they found in the office of their taichou was a "crying" Matsumoto sprawled on the floor muttering stuff about sake. The shinigami quickly walked out before the man-child behind his desk froze them all for barging into his office. They left them to sort put their differences in their weird relationship. Many of the squad members believed that their taichou and fukutaichou were in some type of complicated relationship.
As a matter in fact they were but not in that sense. A shinigami being always on time and always working hard paired up with another shinigami that is lazy and always procrastinates would not be the best idea.
Hitsugaya had to cover his ears, the scream was so loud that he was scared the soutaichou would send someone to his division.
"You're so evil taichou, how could you just throw away my precious sake?" Matstumoto sniffles soflty making it seem like she's going to cry.
"If you had done your work this wouldn't have happened." Hitsugaya says with his business like tone.
The "sad" women huffs and glares at her taichou.
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"Yata! Finally I get to drink some sake!" Matsumoto puts her arms over her head stretching them and at the same time showing her cleavage even more.
"You barely did anything Matsumoto." The stern voice of Hitsugaya reminds her that she wasn't home free yet. She looks back and puts her hands behind her back in a like in those scenes in anime where the girl is going to say something cute to the protagonist of the story.
"Taichou, you're so mean. My butt is numb because of you." To further elaborate on her statement she begins to slap her behind a few times.
Hitsugaya completely ignores the women walking past her. "Good night Matsumoto. I hope to see you early tomorrow." His tone has a hint of warning in it.
The blond straightens herself and salutes him in a military style. "Yes sir!"
The young Taichou dissapears out of view leaving her alone. A huge grin forms on her face and she quickly shunpoes away. Quickly arriving in front of her favorite bar she quickly walks in ignoring the stares from many of the male customers.
She looks around and finds her friend. They already have a few empty bottles around them making Matsumoto slightly jealous. If not for my cute taichou I could've had already finished an entire bottle.
A voice shouts her name. Renji, one of her favorite drinking buddies, comes staggering towards her. "What chok you sho long?" She notices he's been drinking quite a lot by how sluured his words are.
He puts his arm around around her shoulders and pulls her towards their drinking spot. Shuuhei, Yumichika, Ikkaku, and Izuru greet her happily.
"Sorry I took so long guys. My taichou froze me on my chair and didn't let me leave." The group of men erupt into laughter earning a few glances from the other people in the bar.
Matsumoto turns around to look at the bartender giving him a seductive smile. "Another bottle please." The bartender quickly nods and blushes at the same time. In a mere second she has bottle in her hand waiting to be emptied.
And so the night went on with her and her friends drinking her hearts out. Until something happened.
Like many women Matsumoto was very complex. By nature women weren't supposed to be easily figure out but there was some things about her that were as broad as daylight.
Does Matsumoto like sake? Yes. Does she like to flirt? Of course who doesn't besides her taichou. What she doesn't like are touchy feely type of guys. Don't get her wrong, she does like when a lover grabs her intimately and touches her with passion. But those type of guys were few. The only thing that men wanted was just pure sex.
To her most men weren't worth her time. Seeing as they had nothing special about them. Not like Gin or her taichou?
Gin was fun and provocative but serious and aloof. Her taichou was strong and fierce, but gentle and warm when the time came.
So when a random stranger had grabbed her breasts and asked her for a good time she couldn't help but remember when it had happened in front of Hitsugaya.
It was during a patrol around the seireitei. They had started around the high east rukongai making their to the lower numbers. Passing one of the bars in the 5th rukongai they came across the drunkard. The man began to insult the shinigami then tried to grab Matsumoto in a vulgar way. Before the man could do anything Hitsugaya taichou had stepped in. The short white haired brat, that's what he was called by the man, grabbed the drunkards arm and gave him a warning.
Hitsugaya had let his insults slide until he had called his fukutaichou a whore. That's when his reiatsu came down full force. Even Matsumoto had a hard time standing up because of the overwhelming weight of it. The man had gotten on his knees and begged for forgiveness, the taichou just walked passed him with anger still evident in his eyes.
So after briefly remembering that she does what any other sane women women would do to the offender.
Matsumoto quickly knees the man in his family jewels knocking him down. "Don't touch me you disgusting pig." All of her friends cheer her on, even though she doesn't feel happy about it.
She self reflects and wonders why this always happens to her. Of course she blames it partly on her good looks but what else could it be? Is it because she is truly a whore? No no no.
Even if still to this day shinigami say that the only reason she has this job is because she slept around does not mean it's true. Most rumors are hush hush due to her taichou. When he arrived at the tenth division there was many shinigami that were skeptical.
Not until a squad member had directly insulted him did they understand. After that rumors spread about Matsumoto became almost non existent. Stuff about being a cheap women, or sleeping with multiple men would not be heard around the barracks especially not around Hitsugaya.
So why is that wherever she goes Matsumoto is always harassed by men? Why does she always get into situations where she has to teach a guy to keep his hands to himself?
Matsumoto takes a giant swing of her sake straight from the bottle. Not wanting to let her night be ruined she resumes her talk with her drinking buddies.
"You in wuv with ur taichouu arent ja M-Matsumoto?" A drunk Renji asks the already tipsy women.
"What?!" That small comment snapped Matsumoto out of it. She took the words in and started to giggle.
"Me? Love my taichou? That's like your taichou loving Yachiru." The other men present snicker. Well all except Izuru who I laying on table out like a light.
"Shut up! I'm bein' sewious. All ya do is talk about ya taichoouu when you come hew." Renji slams his cup on the table to further exclaim his point.
She does love when her taichou rushes to her side during a fight. She loves when he never keeps anything from her always sharing a suspicion or where he will be for a few days. But to be in love with him is a different story. Sure, to her Hitsugaya is handsome. His firm almost adult looking face is quite attractive. His silky, snow white hair is so nice she just wants to run her fingers through it all day. Most of all his brilliant turquoise eyes. Those eyes that shine with conviction and never waver. To her his eyes were absolutely perfect.
Though she would never muster up the courage to tell her taichou that.
Matsumoto thinks back for a second. Does she really talk about her taichou as much as Renji proclaims she does? Matsumoto does like to complain about her taichou to her friends but it wouldn't be to that extreme.
She looks at all of the faces of her friends. All of them have different look. Ikkaku has a huge grin on his face. Shuuhei looks sad and slightly embarrassed. And Yumichika rolls his eyes like if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What were you just talking about before that pitiful man groped you?" A slightly tipsy Yumichika asks.
Matsumoto claps her hands enthusiastically and begins to tell her story again. "Well yesterday I had bought a new bottle of sake. But it was early in the morning so I had no one to share it with so I decided to put it in taichou's...tea...cup." Realization hits her like a lightning bolt, a slight tinge of pink appears on her face and not because of the sake."
"Wait! That doesn't count it was just a coincidence." Matsumoto waves her hands frantically earning a few snickers from her friends. She blushes more feeling the heat rise up to her face.
She tries to think back on a conversation that didn't involve that white haired man. Grumpy taichou. Cute taichou. Sleepy taichou. Workaholic taichou.
Matsumoto can't think of one conversation where she hadn't mentioned her taichou. It wasn't her fault though, he was just so frustrating. Always working from sun up to sun down. All work and no play with him.
Then an epiphany. "After i got here, we started talking about the new squad members that all of us got. Then after that we started talking about all of the stupid new policies in the Gotei 13. So there hah!" Matsumoto puffs out her chest and raises her chin looking triumphant.
"Yeah, then we started talking about how good sake tasted. I guess we were wrong oh well." An apprehensive Shuuhei says.
Everyone knew that Shuuhei had a major thing for Matsumoto, so when they said that about her taichou it was like a blow to the chest. But when she denied it fully he had still believed he had a chance. So he took this opportunity to dicredit anything his friends had said for the sake of trying to conquer her. Who let's the women you're in love believe she is in love with someone else. Well not Shuuhei.
Yumichika glances at Shuuhei knowing what his true intentions are. Yumichika scoffs and rolls his eyes yet again.
Matsumoto gives Shuuhei a smile of gratitude making him blush. She grabs her sake bottle and jumps excitedly making her two best friends bounce and almost exit her shihakusho. Blood erupts from Shuuhei's nose. Matsumoto giggles softly knowing that her busom always has that effect on Shuuhei.
"Here we go again." A dissapointed Ikkaku says while trying to pick Shuuhei from up the ground.
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Light shines through the window in Matsumoto's home. She twist and turns in her bed muttering incoherent stuff. Slightly opening her left eye she glances at her clock. Crap. Its almost noon and because of yesterday her taichou won't be happy with her arriving late.
She quickly jumps out of bed. Grabs her clothes and rushes into the shower. Amazingly half an hour later, which is record time for her. The still slightly wet women shunpoes out of the shower and quickly puts on her clothes.
The water still on her body makes the shihakusho stick to her body making her curves even more predominant. Matsumoto slips on her waraji and shunpoes out of her house.
By the time she gets to the office her hair is very messy. Since she was still wet her body got humid making her sweaty and her shihakusho stick to her body even more, producing even more exploding nose bleeds from her fellow squad members.
The taichou looks up to see a peculiar sight. A sweaty Matsumoto with a uniform practically stuck to her skin is up there in random stuff that he's seen. Hitsugaya looks back down and resumes his work.
"If this is some trick to get out of work Matsumoto it won't end well for you." Hitsugaya's voice sounds as serious as any other day.
"No no no. You see taichou I woke up late. So I tried to take a shower the fastest I could but I didn't really get to dry myself good. But I quickly shunpoed over here plus making me sweaty and humid along the way." She sighs exasperatly thinking that her taichou won't believe it.
"Alright then. Quickly get changed and come right back we have much to do." Matsumoto shrieks in joy. She rushes towards Hitsugaya and glomps him mercilessly.
The short "kid" screams but his voice is muffled by breasts in his face. He struggles but Matsumoto's hold is like a vice grip. "You're so nice and cute taichou!" Matsumoto cooes adding more fuel to the fire.
She finally let's go and quickly moves back. "Damnit Matsumoto what did I tell you about shoving those infernal things on me!" The taichou has a huge tick mark on the side of his forehead. He glares at her making her grin mischeviously.
"Mou, taichou do you not like them." Matsumoto moves her arms to the center making her breasts almost pop out.
"Of course not! I'm not like other idiotic men that drool over them!"
"Are you sure you like women taichou? You never steal glances at my breasts or anything."
Hitsugaya pinches the bridge of his nose before he starts to explain himself. "Why would I need to do that if I'm constantly being shoved in between them?" His voice is low and deep meaning he is getting arngrier.
An angry Hitsugaya Toshiro is not a good one. Matsumoto giggles and skips out of the office.
My cute llittle taichou is just so fun to tease.