Author's Note: This is number 5 in "The Adventures Of The Gorillaz", yes, it's my own fanfic series.;) So I strongly suggest to read the others before this one, that way there won't be any confusion. The first fanfic in this series is "A Jeiel Among Gorillaz", but other than that, enjoy and review!:D

Disclaimer: I don't own Gorillaz.

Russel's POV:

I guess there are really only two ways to handle things in life. The easy way... or the complicated way, which is often smarter and does more good than harm.

A red light flashed erratically with a low, yet constant monotonous beeping. I watched with fear as the weapon of mass destruction was hurtling towards us... KABOOM! The missile now crashed into us violently exploding, causing a hole with air whipping into the 1st class as we began plummeting down to Earth. This was it... the inevitable end to my life. The ground neared closer as I was struck with fear. My stomach churned at the rapidly falling altitude. Farther... farther and faster we fell from the sky, down into the merciless Earth, or maybe it was just water, below. My heart raced as all I could hear was the whooshing of the air and I watched as the ground became closer until death seemed to be the only choice I would receive. This can't be the end-BOOM! Then all was still, silent, and dark...

'Da fuck just happened? You may be wondering. Lemme go back to the beginning and explain the earlier events that led up to this catastrophe.

Earlier...

"He's gonna kill you when he wakes up." I stated with a loud chuckle to Jeiel as I witnessed the scene I had just walked into.

"Oh, I don't think so..." Jeiel said with a devilish look on her face. Suddenly Jeiel shoved a ton of makeup supplies into my hands. She then went over to the sleeping Murdoc and screamed loudly, jolting him awake.

"What the bloody 'ell?" Murdoc asked startled as he sat up from the couch. Jeiel ran out of the room before Murdoc noticed.

"Wot the fuck are 'yu holding in 'yur hands, Russel?" Murdoc asked as he eyed me suspiciously.

"I-umm..." I stammered as I moved the makeup supplies behind my back in attempt to hide them while I smiled with a nervous laugh. Murdoc narrowed his eyes and walked over to the mirror that hung decoratively in the living room. Murdoc did a double-take when he saw his own reflection, which was completely understandable...

Murdoc's black fringed bangs where pulled back with a gigantic, bright purple bow, exposing his forehead. Pink, purple, blue, green, orange, and even yellow eyeshadow was heavily caked on like a rainbow onto Murdoc's eyelids. Long, glittery fake eyelashes were glued to the edges of his eyelids. Black eyeliner etched around his eyes as well, giving him the appearance of a raccoon that was puked on by a rainbow. Murdoc's once green complexion, was now very pale with foundation. His cheeks a rosy red with way, way too much blush. Murdoc's lips were even more unusual. The top of his lip was smeared with half pink and half purple lipstick. The bottom was smeared with half red and half orange lipstick. Jeiel had certainly over-done herself on the prank makeover.

"LARD ASS!" Murdoc exclaimed angrily as he stalked toward me in a threatening way.

"No, man, I didn't fuck up your face, I was framed! Jeiel did it!" I said putting my hands up submissively, backing up against the wall. Murdoc only walked to me slowly like I was prey, I could practically see the foam coming out of his mouth with thirst for my blood. Suddenly 2D walked into the room and stopped dead when he saw Murdoc.

"You look like a bloody drag queen, Mudz!" 2D said, laughing wildly, which was a bad choice.

"Stop laughing or I'll make you, face-ache!" Murdoc bellowed but 2D continued to lose control with laughter. Before I could blink, Murdoc tackled 2D. 2D wiggled out of Murdoc's grip before he could get punched. Soon 2D ran away and Murdoc chased after him with incredible speed. I ran out to witness what would happen next.

"What just happened?" Noodle asked, appearing next to me. I shrugged my shoulders. Murdoc continued to chase 2D, and 2D continued to run for dear life. Jeiel emerged next to me to see the violence she had caused. 2D saw his girlfriend and ran behind her for protection. Murdoc stopped running and walked up to Jeiel with rage.

"I did a good job, didn't I?" Jeiel asked while giggling.

"You did this!?" Murdoc spat at her questionably. Jeiel only smiled her response. Murdoc clutched his fists and breathed heavily through his nose with anger. I stared at her with amazement at how brave she was to test Murdoc's limits. Surprisingly, I watched as Murdoc took a deep breath and calmed down a bit.

"You got makeup remover, mate? Cuz, I ain't going to London looking like a bloody drag queen." Murdoc asked in an irritated tone. Jeiel smirked and handed Murdoc a package filled with makeup removing towelettes.

It had only been one week since our failed luxury cruise trip. I remember when Murdoc had gotten struck by lightening, I was so afraid he was going to die, but he bounced back. He acted so strange after waking from being struck by the lightening, back on the cruise. Also, since the near death experience, Murdoc had actually been more patient. Except for this one occasion where he had mistakenly took a nap on the couch when Jeiel had her makeup supplies around.

Our luxury cruise ship had been cancelled without refunds, so Murdoc put on his scary face and made the Captain give us our money back. I'm not really sure what he said, but when Murdoc came out of the Captain's room, I saw the Captain crying to himself mumbling, "No...no please, please I want to live!", and Murdoc had a smirk on his face. Anyways, we got back home, and all of us were upset that the cruise got cancelled. One thing led to another and soon 2D began complaining about missing London, Noodle complaining about this one guitar she wanted in a store in London, and Jeiel and Darla began talking about how exciting it would be to see London for the first time. So guess what Murdoc did with the money he originally had used for the cruise? He decided that the Gorillaz deserved a better trip for our success of completing the world tour, and he arranged a 1st class airplane back to London for a little visit. The airplane was guaranteed 1st class and exclusive to only us, and today was the day we were going to the airport. Murdoc had decided to take a nap before the flight.

Murdoc soon came back with his hair and face back to normal, but specks of glitter were scattered everywhere on his face.

He looked at the time on his phone and said, "Alright, to the Winnie, the plane should be at the goddamn port by now, mates. Jeiel, don't you dare do what 'ya did last time and let's just go!" Jeiel cheeks reddened at this comment and everyone else lifted an eyebrow at her in confusion. I still wondered what she had done last time before the cruise, where she had been in the bathroom holding us all up...

"Wait, we gotta wait for Darla!" I said as I looked around for my girlfriend.

"I'm comin'!" Darla said abruptly as she came downstairs with her luggage. After that, we all left for the Winnebago, Jeiel with her over abundance of pink luggage, Noodle with her purple snakeskin, me with my green, Murdoc with his black, 2D with his blue, and Darla with her orange suitcase.

We were ready for the new adventure ahead of us, or so I thought...