Made because I could keep all my ideas to my self...

I do not wish to own criminal minds or the characters they belong to mark Gordon... ( why cant I be you?)

Penelope walked down the slightly crowded street. Since recently moving to Quantico she found out that the weather hospitality and almost everything was different from California way different. She forgot what it was like to live in a place where the sun didn't shine 94% of the the time, but she was back now. Back from her adventure out west here to stay hopefully this time. Plus things were already looking better. She had a high security job at the FBI head quarters (partly because she had no choice) a new apartment and a new laptop. Life was looking up. Penelope click- clacked her way up the stairs to "head quarters". It was her first day and she was beyond nervous but she already new one girl the liasion and one was good enough.

She could feel the obvious stares on her body. Maybe she outdressed a little but it was really no reason to stare a girl down. She looked over her out fit again. It was composed of a navy blue top with some white cardigan and puffy white skirt and blue heels to match. she looked at the least normal in her opinion. The job description was basically a desk sort of thing. She wouldn't have to be running and jumping and bashing peoples heads in so what she had on seemed appropriate. Plus it brought life to such a dreary place.

"Penelope! your hear early, always a good sign." The pearky blonde liason quipped. "JJ right?" She nodded "Yeah, Um the others minus one are all waiting to meet you in the bullpen... which is code for small conference room that where you'll usually broadcast most of the information you gather." She nodded and took notes. "its so good to have another blonde around... it gets old when you do something stupid and someone makes a joke you know?" Penelope rolled her eyes and grabbed a lock of long curly hair "don't I know it." they both laughed and made there way through the bull pen doors. "OK everyone this is Penelope." Jj held her hands out in penelopes direction. "penelope we'll start down the line, this is Rossi our most senior agent." a man with a salt and pepper mustache shook her hand "don't listen to labels kitten I may be the oldest but I still move like the young." Penelope laughed a bit and blushed. " this is Doctor Spencer Reid... or you can call him Spence." Penelope reached out her hand to shake his " I heard you r from California which is interesting cause I read that at least 78% of California grown people perfer the west coast over the east and since the population of los angles is 109,876 where you recently where that would make the odds of you hating it here at least 43%" Penelope nodded

"Well Doctor Reid considering that I was born in Virgina and spent 18 years here how would that factor into the equation? After you determine all emotion physical trauma my undergorund reason for leavingmy realtionships with the natives and my childhood I'd say my odd of hating it here would be much much higher..." After a moment of silence only Penelope and reid laghed a bit which made everyone else in the room quiet. Reid turned to the rest of the team " shes saying she knows she going to hate it here in so many words but it was a joke" Everyone nodded but didn't try to Understand. " Ohhh Ok and this is Emily Prentis." THe tall hourglass typed woman reached her hands out " looks like where gaining on the boys 3 to 4 we only need one more." The man at the end of the line shook his head. "theres already enough hormonal interference with only 3 now 1 more I couldn't handle a a 4th" prentis pushed the man over a bit " This is Cheif Opperator Aaron Hotchner but you can just call him hotch." Penelope shook his hand "pleased to meet you sir" Hotch shook back, " No the pleasure is ours to finally have an up and running fully functional Technical analyst. We've been using a temp for at least 3 years." Penelope nodded.

Now there's usually one but we cant seem to find out exactly where he is.


The person in question Derek Morgan was currently driving to work his attair flawless despite the fact that he didn't sleep at his house last night but rather a very charming very attractive model typed woman whose name he couldnt remember. Which made the encounter with her this morning even awkwarder. Derek smiled though she was fun. He'd most likely call her back next month. He pulled up to Quantico head quarter and turned off the conveniently playing words" I'm not a player I just Fuck alot." Hed walked into the office falshing his award winning smile to every girl who walked by. He looked up at the clock he was obviously late. He Made his way toward the bull pen. stoping to look through the windows and see a red hot blonde. She was a little thick but the more meat the better her legs lead up to a white skirt which lead to a shirt which lead to mountains of white creamy... " Derek! Your here hurry to meet the knew tech girl theres a lot of work to be done." " yeah sure Hotch." derek pondered a bit in his head. ' a tech girl more like a call girl as in i'd like to call my name every night.' he amazed him self sometimes at how he always chased and put away jerkish pigs and he sort of was on some level a jerkish pig. Derek opened up the doors and stopped mid stride. What ever snarky skanky sly comment he was about to introduce himself with was gone. Because he knew her. Not from a distance of course but he knew her that face those lips those eyes.

"Oh and this is." JJ started When penelope turned around she finished it " Derek Morgan." JJ mouth stopped still open " Penelpe Garcia" Prentis chirped in " you two know each other?" Penelope brushed passed JJ and headed for the door. "Penelope wait.." Derek caught her arm turned her around. Her eyes full of anger. Derek smashed his lips to hers his hands wrapping around her body. The audible gasps where heard all around the room. Right when Derek thought Penelope had fall into the kiss she pushed herself back from him and slapped him across the face. " Pig." was all she muttered before she walked away. Everyone was silent except for Reid who was throwing the bullpen candies into his mouth and watching intently. " If it's going to be like this from now on i'm never missing work.

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