In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

-Friedrich Neitzsche

Oh no, my friends don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore.

A devastating blow, a pink earth pony now only a shell of her former self, it was shocking to her. All she ever wanted was to make them happy, to make them smile and showed how much she appreciated them, isn't that what friendship is about? So why would they abandon her so suddenly?

"Whatever, I-I don't need them!" Pinkie explained as she picked herself up, she still had a party planned for Gummy, and she wouldn't let a bunch of friend abandoning ponies keep her from giving Gummy the party she worked so hard on.

Pinkie looked around Sugarcube Corner and found a pile of lint from under her bed, why not? She put a party hat on the beige lump and set it on a chair, next she went outside and found a couple of stones clumped together, Pinkie smiled as she scooped up the rocks and brought them inside, but this was a big party and she needed more guests. Making her way into the kitchen she came across Mr. and Mrs. Cake packing up various desserts and treats into baking boxes, looking around she caught the attention of Mrs. Cake while putting a box of brownies with the other boxes they packed.

"Oh hello dear, what are you up too?" she asked.

"Oh nothing Mrs. Cake, are you getting everything ready?"

"Oh yes, we still have that big catering event in Canterlot. But are you still up for minding the store? We don't mind if you close early honey."

"No that's ok; I wasn't planning on anything today."

"Oh and would you mind tidying up that basement for us today? Thanks."

Pinkie Pie helped them load up their merchandise as they headed off to Canterlot. Thinking about the basement she decided to head down there, it was dank and dusty with only two lanterns in the room.

As she lit one of them she saw a lone bag of flower in the corner of the giant oven furnace, wondering why a bag of flour would be here she sort of felt sorry for it and hitched it on her back. Going back up the stairs she noticed a bucket full of turnips underneath the stairs, again feeling sympathy for something abandoned the picked it up by the handle with her mouth and walked back up to her room.

Four guests, four friends, better friends than her old ones, she prided herself over the party for her toothless gator pet.

"Thank you all so much for coming, it means so much to Gummy." Pinkie said with the biggest smile she could muster.

"Could I have some more punch?" Pinkie said in a dull monotone voice to bring the bucket of turnips to life.

"Well of course you can have some more punch Mr. Turnip." She grabbed a cup of punch and gave it to the non-existent friend followed by a twitch.

"Dis is one great pahty, you really out done yourself." Pinkie said in a mock Brooklyn accent to give life to the pile of rocks.

"Why thank you Rocky."

"I'm having a delightful time as well." She mimicked in a high class fashion.

"Oh I'm so glad Sir Lincalot." Pinkie again said to herself followed by another twitch.

"Might I trouble you for a little slice of cake?" Pinkie said while handling the bag of flour.

"Anything for you Madame La Flour." Pinkie quickly shoved a piece of cake to the bag of flour.

"I'm just glad none of dem ponies showed up." Rocky then said on his own, giving way to the final strings of Pinkie's sanity.

"Oh they're not so bad." Pinkie said in their defense, but she was soon far too gone in her own mind that the objects soon sprung to life.

"Not so bad? Puh-lease, dey're a bunch of lusahs." The hostile Rocky began saying, startling Pinkie a little.

"Oh come on now, losers might be a little strong don't you think?" Said the slowly dwindling pony.

"After the way they treated you? I say losers isn't strong enough!" Sir Lincalot said with contempt in his imagined voice.

"Well it was pretty rude." Pinkie said, slowly agreeing to the imaginary objects.

"Pretty rude? It was downright despicable!" Yelled the French bag of flour.

"IT WAS WASN'T IT!?" Shouted Pinkie as the influence of the objects started to grow stronger.

"If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again." Said the dull bucket of turnips.

"You know, I'm NOT going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another PARTY for as long as I live." Pinkie's anger grew with every passing moment. "They don't deserve to be invited to my parties, not after the way they've been acting!" She was soon awarded with praise from her makeshift friends, but a sudden knock at her door semi snapped her back to reality.

"Who could that be?" She said confused, then who other than Rainbow Dash came through her door. Needless to say Pinkie was not the least bit upset to see her.

"Hey there Pinkie Pie, sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some place to be and couldn't slow down to say hello…you know how it goes." Dash said as a pathetic excuse for her avoiding behavior, but Pinkie saw through her ruse and was not impressed.

"I know how it GOES all right!" She said through gritted teeth.

"Yeah…" Dash took notice to the odd surroundings and felt a little unease. "So, why don't you come with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?"

Go with Rainbow Dash? Yea right she thought.

"No thanks, I'm spending some time with my real friends, isn't that right Madame La Flour? Oui, Zat is correct Madame."

Rainbow Dash just stood confused. "Uhh, Pinkie Pie?"

"Another slice of cake Sir Lincalot? I'd love one."

"Aaalrighty…whad'ya say we get on out of creepy town and head on to Applejac-" "She's not going anywhere." "I most certainly am not; I'm having a wonderful time right here."

Rainbow's patients was wearing thin. "You should really just come with me."

"You heard the lady, she ain't going noweres' chump!"

Rainbow finally had enough. "Who you callin' a chump, CHUMP!?" Her confrontation made the small pile of stones to fall to the floor; she gave a small sigh of annoyance and knew this nonsense had to end.

"That's it, parties over, come on Pinkie Pie."

"No."

"Pinkie Pie, let's go."

"I said NO!" Pinkie suddenly felt Dash's head on her rump as she forcefully tried to move her. "You…have to…come with me!" "No…I…DON'T" Pinkie said as she smashed Dash's head into the floor, pulling herself free she slammed into the table with a piece of cake landing on her head. Rainbow Dash finally had enough.

"Oh you want to do this the hard way? We'll do this the hard way!" Rainbow Dash quickly got back up and tried again to push Pinkie out her door, when she wouldn't budge Rainbow then took Pinkie's tail in her mouth and tried to pull her.

Pinkie resisted and clung to the door frame, with her strength she flung herself inside, and doing so sent Dash once again crashing into the table. Growing more agitated at Pinkie's defiance Dash flung forward and wrapped her hooves around Pinkie's head and once again tried to force her out the door.

"You're coming with me Pinkie Pie, one way or another."

"Leave me alone, I SAID NO!" Pinkie had enough of Rainbow Dash's behavior; they ended up wrestling each other, but with Dash holding the upper hand. Within her mind Pinkie heard the encouraging words from the objects. "Do it Pinkie, do it now!" With a sudden surge of adrenaline, Pinkie picked up the now helpless Dash and slammed her one final time on the table with enough force that it snapped it in two. Rainbow Dash gasped as the wind was knocked out of her, her vision went white as her head felt light…she was soon out cold.

Pinkie Pie snapped back from her sudden burst of rage to see an unconscious Rainbow Dash sprawled on the floor between two pieces of wood that used to be her table.

"Oh no, Rainbow!" Pinkie said as she rushed to her side, just as she was about to pick her up she was stopped by the bag of flour, within her mind the bag walked up to her and began to talk.

"And vat do you zink you are doing Madame?"

"I…I was just helping Rainbow…"

"Helping her? After what she was doing?" Came the bucket of turnips.

"But I…but…I"

"Please do not tell me you're going to pass up this opportunity." The lint ball was also in control.

"O-opportunity? For what?"

"To cut dat bitch open, nobody shoves MY friends and gets away wid it!"

"Wa-? No, I can't hurt Rainbow Dash…she's…she's my friend."

"Some friend she turned out to be." Said Mr. Turnip.

"She's no longer any friend of ours." Agreed Sir Lincalot.

"She makes me sick." Said a disgusted Madame La Flour.

"Do it Pinkie, cut dat bitch open, make her sorry for hurting you, make them ALL sorry."

Make them sorry….

Make them sorry….

Make them ALL sorry….

"Make them…sorry." Repeated Pinkie Pie.

She looked down at the unconscious Rainbow Dash, violent thoughts and images ran through her head. She picked her up and dragged her down the bakery's basement and laid her flat on the only table in the room. She had brought some rope from her room and tied her hooves to the legs of the table making her completely exposed. She walked back upstairs and turned off some of the lights, and at the front window she turned the sign over and it read "closed".

Moments later Rainbow Dash awoke with a grunt, when she tried to move she discovered her movement was restricted, she reached her head around to see what was binding her. Rainbow saw that tightly tied rope had chained her to a small table.

"The rope is usually for Piñatas, but they will do in this case."

Rainbow quickly turned to the source of the voice…only to find Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie Pie…what is this? Why am I tied up?"

"You're tied up so that you can't escape."

"Escape? Pinkie why am I here, what are you doi-"

"SHUT UP!"

Rainbow was a bit taken back at Pinkie's hostility; she was even more confused to see the objects she had in her living room lined up like spectators. She tried to loosen her restraints but it proved useless, the more she struggled the more the rope grinded against her wrists and ankles. Rainbow started to grow anxious and her breathing began to grow deeper and heavier, what was Pinkie planning and how come she doesn't want her to escape, unfortunately her questions were answered when Pinkie came trotting back with a huge cake knife in her mouth.

"Uhh…Pinkie Pie, why do you have that knife?"

"She's goin' to cut you'se open like a cake dumb bitch."

"Exactly Rocky."

Rainbow could feel her pulse and blood pressure rise, she couldn't think that Pinkie Pie was serious, but here she was in bondage and a knife in front of her. Maybe it was a joke, after all Pinkie imitated the voice of the pile of rocks, maybe it was just to scare her for ignoring her and lying to her…yeah that's it, just a scare to get back at her.

"Ok ok Pinkie Pie you got me, I'm sorry for avoiding you. I was only just trying to-"

"NO, NO MORE LIES!"

Rainbow jumped as Pinkie dug the knife into the table just inches away from her face.

"I know your game, I've got all of you figured out. You're trying to get rid of me, throw me out, remove me from the picture."

"Pinkie I-"

"NO! They all told me, my friends helped me understand what I need to do. But I wished I didn't have to, but you forced me."

"Pinkie Pie…they're not REAL, LISTEN TO-"

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!"

Rainbow suddenly screamed as she felt the cold sharp steel drive itself into her thigh, tears strolled down her face as warm blood trickled out her leg and slowly trailed onto the table.

"Pinkie…you….you…"

Pinkie Pie slowly pulled the bloodstained knife out from Rainbow's wound and gave her one last look. "I'm just getting started traitor."

Pinkie took hold of one of Dash's wings, the free one flapped wildly as Rainbow Dash began to panic. "You took away what I loved, how about I take that away from you." Calmly and coldly said Pinkie as the now serrated blade made slicing cuts through the delicate skin that shielded her wings. Rainbow howled as muscle and skin were sliced and scrapped away, she jerked and kicked but to no avail. Even though Pinkie should be enjoying her revenge, she could not believe what she was doing; it was a mix of sick satisfaction she had never felt before. Blood was oozing out the wound as it dripped onto her hooves while holding down the wing. While she was still cutting away at the limb she felt the blade scrape against something hard, it was the bone. Pinkie Pie made stabbing motions on the wing bone but it made no progress, she tried sawing but was still getting nowhere, suddenly she heard a voice.

"Hurry up I'm rather bored, why don't you try using that ice pick over there?"

"An ice pick? Ok…if you say so."

Pinkie walked over to a small coffee table that had various instruments on top, picking up an ice pick she trotted back to the tearstained Rainbow Dash.

"Pinkie…what are you-no, please no-AAAAAHHH!" Dash's please was cut short as the ice pick slammed into the bone, after 2 to 3 tries the point of the ice pick finally dug itself into the bone. Dash screamed uncontrollably as the bone connecting to her wing split and slowly splintered apart, Pinkie Pie jiggled the ice pick deeper until it fully impaled the bone. Dash screamed through short breaths and retched as Pinkie began jerking the ice pick around until a hard snapping came as the bone broke open, spurts of deep red blood leaked out the severed bone, but it was still attached to several strands. Pinkie grabbed the wing in her mouth and pulled as hard as she could, she pulled so hard she fell back a bit when she twisted the wing and the splintered bone strands finally gave way, with a sickening crunching sound the bone snapped apart from itself, completely severing Rainbow Dash's wing. Picking herself up she smiled and taunted Rainbow as she spat the wing out of her mouth.

"Let's see you impress the Wonderbolts now!" but Rainbow dash barely heard Pinkie as she felt too nauseated to concentrate on anything else. She suddenly felt a rise within her stomach as vomit forced its way out her mouth, sobbing as her stomach contents along with the acids and juices spewed all over herself. Pinkie Pie looked at the pathetic state Rainbow Dash was in and felt a sickness deep in her stomach, she sat on the floor for a bit listening to Rainbow's whimpers and looking at the severed blue wing. Pinkie Pie then glanced at the objects, wondering if she was threw punishing Rainbow Dash or not.

"Well don't stop now Madame, she's still alive."

"But La Flour, I already tore off her wing. What more do you want me to do?"

"Remove her heart; I want to see if someone so despicable even has one."

"Her heart? But I-"

"Do it Madame!"

Pinkie sighed and grabbed the custom serrated cake knife and slowly made her way to the suffering Rainbow. "Rainbow Dash I just wanted you to know, I never wanted to do this. But my friends are right, you may not know how much you hurt me but it doesn't matter anymore, it will all be over soon."

Rainbow Dash broke into a soft sob. "Pinkie…please, just stop please, I'm sorry I'm sorry, please don't do this. I'm just- I'm sorry Pinkie." she choked out as tears strolled down her cheeks.

"I'm sorry to Dashie."

Pinkie the drove the knife inside her, right above the pubic area. Pinkie remembered when she had to take biology classes in school, it always disgusted her but there was a slight jovial essence she felt, it was almost intoxicating and encouraged her go further, deeper and faster. Blood spewed out Dash's mouth as she soon lost the will to scream, the knife sawed its way closer and closer to her chest as she felt the searing pain and warm blood oozing out. Suddenly Pinkie felt an obstruction as the knife went to her chest…it was her ribcage.

Pinkie already saw Rainbow's small intestinal track poke itself out the gaping laceration from her lower body, she decided to wait on the heart as she had the sudden urge to touch the tightly coiled organ. Hooves diving right into her abdominal cavity, Pinkie Pie spread the makeshift autopsy laceration open, exposing the meat and fat attached to her muscles. Dash felt stomach bile gush out her mouth along with blood and her body felt cold as she felt the pair of hooves violate her digestive track. Pinkie had a slight smile as she pulled out the wad of guts; she separated the slimy organ from itself as she tore the thin membranes that held it together. Dash, already in shock, blacked out and was oblivious to the organ shuffling within her, Pinkie suddenly threw into a fit of giggles as her forelegs were deep red with blood and digging deeper she ripped out Rainbow's coecum. She squeezed the liquid filled organ as chyme and blood spewed out almost like a balloon loses air, she giggled at this. Pinkie then ripped out the small intestines from the large colon. Blood and other bodily fluids began to pool inside the cavity, Pinkie then started to splash in the blood much like a filly in the bathtub.

When Pinkie knew she was losing her focus she immediately began shuffling further up the abdominal cavity, ripping out the large colon and other various organs such as the liver by hoof, any still attached organs hung loose outside the body and some were plopped on the floor. Pulling and moving vital organs out the way she came to the diaphragm, the blockade to the heart and lungs.

"You said you wanted to do this the hard way Dashie? Well then let's do this the hard way!" Pinkie said to the now long gone Rainbow Dash, who only starred at the ceiling through hollow eyes.

Pinkie then forced her hooves through the thin membrane, giving her access to Rainbow's heart. Pinkie started to force the ribcage apart, but it was a lot harder than she thought, Pinkie then used to knife to scrape away some of the fat and muscle in hopes to weaken the structure. When she forced in open again she was no closer and out of frustration she began slamming her hooves down on the obstruction, until one of the ribs cracked…then she had an idea.

Pinkie went back to her tool table and picked up a small hammer in her mouth, she then started to smash the hammer down as hard as she could. Grotesque sounds of steel slamming against bone filled the quiet room, she continued until ribs began to crack and split, finally with one blow the chest plate cracked down the middle. Pinkie then placed her hooves under the ribcage and with help from the crack was finally able to split it open with a loud audibly wet cracking sound, and there within the chest crevice stood the prize…Rainbow Dash's heart. It wasn't quite dead yet as a beat or two still occurred as the organ refused to give up, Pinkie took the knife and sliced open the pericardium housing the organ, as she held the heart it still felt warm and slimy as it would still beat within her hooves…she had to have it.

She twisted and turned it to rip it out its aorta and pulmonary vein; blood ejected everywhere as veins and arteries detached itself from the heart. Not having the strength to rip it out its largest artery, Pinkie took her trusty cake knife and gave a few hard slices and with a spurt of blood the heart was finally detached. Beating erratically and pumping deep red blood all over Pinkie she held the heart, it was over…Pinkie had Dash's heart…Rainbow Dash was dead. Pinkie gently set the heart down and gave a tearful sigh as she slouched onto the floor.

"Hey what's da madda Pinkie?"

"Well…I guess I never got to admit it."

"Admit what Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie then turned to the eviscerated Rainbow Dash; she inched closer to the lifeless ex-best friend and then pressed her lips to the bloodstained pair of Dash.

"Admitted my feelings for Dashie, I wanted to throw the after party to tell her how much she meant to me, but now…" Tears started to swell in her eyes.

"Oh my, I do hate to see you so upset Pinkie Pie. If it makes you feel any better you may show your'affection' to her, we won't mind." Said Sir Lincalot as the others agreed.

Pinkie felt strange to have her friends watch but she was waiting for a moment like this, and she'll have it…even if Rainbow was dead.

"I know you betrayed me, but damn it I still love you Dashie." Pinkie said as she kissed the corpse again, this time with passion as the old flame within her fired again, and knowing that Rainbow couldn't object only made her more willing.

Pinkie then leaped on top of the table as she passionately kissed Dash's corpse, even slipping in her tongue when she could, but with the lack of life Pinkie had to work for two people and tried her best to maneuver Dash's tongue with hers. Laying on top of Dash, Pinkie felt the pooled blood soak on her belly and underside as she cuddled with the corpse, and for some macabre reason the warmth of the inside of Dash's body only stimulated her more, she closed her eyes and imagined orally pleasuring Rainbow Dash. A stray hoof slowly lowered to her burning regions as her imagination went wild, slow pleasurable breaths of pleasure escaped as she stimulated her aching pony pussy. Soon she thought it wasn't enough to imagine the act, she had to do it.

Positioning herself behind Dash she widened the dead pony's hind legs to expose the treasure she had waited patiently for, licking her lips she began to give experimental licks to the postmortem pussy. As strands of blood leaked out from the wound and into the pussy folds Pinkie licked it up as her own sweet nectar started to flow…but she wanted more.

She reached for the dangling intestines and began to rub herself with the slimy, slippery organ. Pinkies moans soon grew louder as she pleasured herself and the dead Rainbow Dash was well, her pussy juice began to mix with the blood and other excrement from the organ as she continued to work on Dash's pussy.

"Oh Dash; I've waited so long…ohhhh, Dashie." Pinkie continued to stimulate Rainbow's dead pussy as she felt her orgasm approaching.

"Ohhh Dashie…I-I."

It was closer, she could feel it.

"I-I'M CUMMING!"

Pinkie breathed deeply as her orgasm took place, her juices squirted on the intestines she held while the rest dripped to the floor, her orgasm caused her to shake a bit and made some of the pooled blood from inside the abdominal cavity to spill onto Rainbow's pussy, Pinkie licked it up pretending it was Rainbow's orgasm juices. Pinkie stared lovingly into the blank hollow eyes of Rainbow Dash.

"Don't worry Dashie, I know we could still make this work."

It had been half an hour, maybe even more. Twilight paced around the barn as they continued waiting for the returning Rainbow Dash, growing worried and impatient she stopped and got face to face with Applejack.

"It shouldn't take her this long to get Pinkie Pie, I think something's wrong."

"Well don't you fret none Twilight, she probably just sent her on another wild goose chase 'er somthin', how's about I take a gander and see if I can find 'em.

"Alright Applejack but just be careful, I have a weird feeling about this.

Applejack just smiled and headed out the barn and started walking towards town, Twilight watched with a look of worry.