A/N: So. I've been hovering whether to publish this or not but then I thought that why not. I wanted this to focus more to the relationship between Rose and the Doctor than to the adventures, but there's still gonna be some of those adventures. Not all of them, so sorry if I skip your favorite! Anyway. In the beginning there's going to be those that you already know. Please read and review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or the characters or most of the plotlines, I'm just gonna have fun with them!

All Focused on Snogging

His smile sealed it, she felt his relief and joy and lust, turned over and kissed him. He answered to it with all he got, lifting her up and she wondered whether they had time to get into the bedroom. The TARDIS started to shake, it felt like it rolled and rounded every direction possible and even those which werent possible. She and the Doctor were knocked on the door and it felt like it happened several times in a row before the Doctor got a proper grap of the console and pulled himself up, pulling a leveler.

"What's up with you?" he asked from the TARDIS. "Are you okay Rose?"

"Yeah, fine", she answered, rubbing the back of her head as she stood up. "What happened?"

"I could ask the same question", the Doctor said, knocking the TARDIS console. "What's your problem?" he asked from the sealing. Rose looked around and her eyes hit on a man in a cream colored coat, a summer hat men used to wear in 20's and a... was that a celery?

"Um... Doctor", she said, pointing at the man.

"Wait a mo, Rose", the Doctor said.

"I'm rather busy at the moment, if you please", the man said. Rose's eyebrows raised. Oh. The men moved around the console, bumped into each other, appologized and moved on. Then they stopped.

"What?" the Doctor said.

"Yeah," Rose said at the same time the man in a cellerycoat said. "What?"

"What!"

Rose raised a hand on her mouth to hide a giggle.

"Who are you?"

"Oh, brilliant", the Doctor said. "I mean, totally wrong, bit emergency, universe goes bang in five minutes but, brilliant! Rose, may I introduce -."

"I kinda figured it out myself", Rose said behind her hand.

"I'm the Doctor, who are you?" the other Doctor said, looking from the Doctor to Rose, who still tried not to laugh. Well blimey, he had been blonde. And weared a cellery in the place of a rose.

"Yes you are, you are the Doctor", the Doctor said a big grin on his face. "He's the Doctor", he said to Rose a fanboy grin on his face. That cracked Rose up and she brust out laughing. Doctor's smile fell a bit.

"What's so funny?"

But Rose only waved her hand.

"Excuse me, but who exactly are you two?" the other Doctor asked. Rose had just calmed and seen how he frowned when the Doctor jumped in enthusiasm, pointing at him.

"Ooh, there it goes! The frowny face!"

And Rose started to laugh again.

"I remember that one. Mind you", he suddenly said and Rose looked at he tapped his previous self on the cheeks. "Bit saggier than I ought to be. Hair's a but greyer. That's because of me, though."

The other Doctor looked quite offended as the Doctor went on. "See Rose, the two of us together has shorted out the time differential. Should all snap back in place when we get you home. Be able to close that coat again", he pulled the lapels together. "But never mind that. Look at you! The coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the..." he looked at the celery. "...stick of celery. Yeah. Brave choice, celery, but fair play to you. Not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."

He snapped his lips together and Rose snorted.

"Shut! Up!" the other Doctor said, appetantly finding his voice again. "There is something very wrong with my TARDIS, and I've got to do something about it very, very quickly, and it would help, it really would help if there wasn't some skinny, halfdressed idiot ranting in my face about every single think that happens to be in front of him!"

"Oi! Rude!" Rose said automatically and he turned to look at her in surprise.

"Sorry", he said at the same time as her Doctor.

"Thank you", he said then to his future self, took the hat off and turned to the console. The Doctor came to Rose.

"I can see why I weared a hat", he said to her. She slapped him on the chest but grinned.

"So that one was younger when he was you? Or you were him?"

"Yep."

"Mm-hm", Rose said, eyeing the man looking up at the console. The Doctor arched an eyebrow, opening his mouth, but was interrupted by his younger self.

"What have you done to my TARDIS? You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you. What's this one, coral?"

"Well", the Doctor began, looking around in pride.

"It's worse than the leopard skin."

Leopard skin? He had used leopard skin? Oh, she just had to see that. The Doctor took eyeglasses from his pocket and put them Doctor was all jumpy again.

"Oh, and out they come, the brainy specs. You don't even need them. You just think they make you look a bit clever", he said, rocking on his kneels hands in the pockets.

"I should've known", Rose muttered to him. "You and your sexyspecs."

"My what?"

She didn't have time to answer as there came a load alarm and the Doctor moved away from her and around the console, stopping in front of the other Doctor and leaning against the console.

"That's an alert", the yellowcoated Doctor said. "Level five, indicating a temporal collision. It like two TARDISes have merged, but there's definitely only one TARDIS present. It's like two time zones or more at the heart of the TARDIS. That's a paradox that could blow a hole in the space time continuum the size of..." he paused as the Doctor turned the screen to him. "Well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?"

So he had been a babbler before. It shouldn't have surprised her.

"Need this?", the Doctor said, offering him his sonic screwdriver.

"No, I'm fine."

"Oh no, of course, you liked to go hands free", the Doctor said, throwing his screwdriver in the air and chatching it, putting it in his brestpocket. A thing he did all the time and what Rose had grown very found of. "He", he said to Rose over Doctor's head. "Was all like hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."

"Says the man who didn't get any furnitures in his room incase he could build his way out with them", Rose answered.

"I didn't say I couldn't do it", he defended himself. But the other Doctor had turned to look at him.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"Take a look", the Doctor said and the other one leaned closer.

"Oh", the other Doctor said in realization. "Oh, no."

"Oh yes."

"You're... Oh, no."

"Here it comes. Yeah, I am", the Doctor said proudly.

"A fan."

"Yeah. What?"

Rose started to laugh again.

"To be the smartest man in the universe you sometimes are incredible stupid", she giggled. The other Doctor turned to look at her.

"And you, young lady! The situation is bad, two minutes to Belgium, and... and... and you think it's funny!"

That didn't stop her laughter, it only made it grow.
"What do you mean, a fan? I'm not just a fan! I'm you!" the Doctor said, completely offended.

"Okay, you're my biggest fan", the other one said, waveing with his hand and still looking at laughing Rose who did her best to collect herself up again. Then he turned to the Doctor, like thinking that he should say something to soften his rudness. "Look, it's perfectly understandable. I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters and being well, let's be honest, pretty sort of marvellous, so naturally now and then people notice me..."

"Bit full of yourself, aren't you?" Rose said. "It's not gonna change, though..."

"Oi!" the Doctor said, pouting at her. She grinned back, making him to smile as well.

"What I wonder is how you flirty youngsters got into my TARDIS", the other Doctor mused but was soon distracted by the cloister bell.

"The cloister bell!" he shouted, forgetting what he was thinking.

"Right on time. That's my cue", the Doctor said, jumping to the console and starting to control the levers. His other self looked worried.

"In a minute we're going to create a black hole strong enough to swallow the entire universe!"

"Yeah, that's my fault, actually. I was all focused on snogging, forgot to put the shields back up. Your TARDIS and my TARDIS, well thesame TARDIS at different points in its own timestream collided and woh, there you go, end of the universe, butterfingers. But don't worry, I know exactly how this all works out. Watch. Venting the thermobuffer, drawing the Helmic regulator, and just to finish off, let's fry those Zeiton crystals."

Rose, who had no idea what the Doctor was on about, watched as he did what ever it was to stop the Belgium from happening.

"You'll blow up the TARDIS!" the celery-Doctor protested.

"No, I won't. I haven't."

"Who told you that?"

"You told me that", he said, pulling the last lever. The TARDIS rattled and shook and then calmed down.

"Supernova and black hole at the exact same instant", the younger Doctor said, astonished.

"The explosion cancels out the implosion", the older one continued.

"Pressure remains constant..."

"It's brilliant", the Doctor said happily.

"Far too brilliant. I've never met anyone else who could fly the TARDIS like that."

"Sorry, mate, you still haven't", the Doctor said, moving away from the console and coming back to Rose.

"He still didn't get it, did he?" she answered.

"Just a second", he answered, squeezing her hand.

"You didn't have time to work all that out. Even I couldn't do it..."

"I didn't work it out. I didn't have to", he said .

"You remembered", the other Doctor realized.

"Because you will remember."

"You remembered being me watching you doing that. You already knew what to do because I saw you do it."

"Okay", Rose said. "That's getting over me head."

"Wibbly wobbly..." the Doctor said gleefully.

"Timey wimey!" he ended with the other him.

"Um... what?"

"Timey wimey! It's a... it's a... long story. Tell you later."

The TARDIS made a noise and the Doctor let go of her hand.

"Right, TARDISes are separating. Sorry, Doctor, time's up. Back to long ago. Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and time lords in funny hats and the Master? Oh, he just showed up again..."

He glanced at Rose, who looked at the floor. Tears burned but she didn't want to cry again.

"Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?" the younger Doctor asked.

"No, no beard this time. He... well..." he glanced at Rose again. "Oh! This is Rose Tyler!"

She looked up and smiled.

"Hello!"

He looked at her and then to the Doctor and looked confused. He had obviously realized what his visit had interrupted as Doctor's jersey's buttons were mostly open and half of the hem of his shirt was out of his trousers. His hair was a mess as well. Rose giggled again.

"Sorry", she said.

"Oh no, don't be", her Doctor said. "He's gonna like it."

"I certainly hope I am", he answered and offered her his hand. "Looking forward of meeting you, Rose Tyler."

She took his hand. His mind filled hers and it felt somehow so different than her Doctor's, somehow much lighter, there was no constant guilt and selfblame. He frowned as he felt her precense.

"What species are you?" he asked.

"Human."

"Then how -?"

He started to vanquish. The Doctor jumped to the console and switched something that brought him back. He took his hat and offered it to him.

"Sorry, long story, you'll find out later. Anyway. Just to let you know. I loved being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you. And the trainers and, as Rose already said", he took his specs and put them on. "Snap! Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor."

His younger self touched his hat.

"To days to come..." he said.

"...all my love to long ago."

He vanquished again. Rose went to him and wrapped her hands around his neck.

"You're such a fanboy", she said and kissed him.

"Am not!" he said.

"Don't worry. I like you being a fanboy."

She kissed him again.

"Oh, Doctor", the younger Doctor's voice came from no where "Remember to put your shields up."

He didn't let go of Rose, didn't even stop kissing her, only reached to the switch behind her, was just to do it, but was too late. Something hit on the TARDIS and knocked them over.

"Aww come on!" he said as he looked around. Rose choughed. It was dusty and messy and a prow of a ship was in the TARDIS.

"What?" the Doctor said, choughed as well and tried to move away from the mess. Rose took a life saver and turned it around.

"Oh well, should have known something like this happenes", she said looking at the letters on the life saver.

"What?" the Doctor said again, still stareing at the prow.

"Doctor", Rose said. "I think you want to see this."

She turned the life saver to him and let him read the name TITANIC from it.

"What?" he said the third time and Rose laughed.

"Guess we need to go and check that out, huh?" she said.

"But that's not what I had in mind!" he complained. Rose laughed and leaned to kiss his dusty lips.

"We have plenty of time for other activities. But I have never been on Titanic."

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A/N: Here we go! Tell me what you think. Should I go on or not? There's gonna be a few changes in the following chapters...