The Mystical Mystique of Mysteries...
By Cmaness20 & Tombzelda02
Hello everyone......this is a story in which it will cover the mystical sands
of times....wait no thats from some game i played on the gamecube, eeh hee
hee. Anyway what you are about to read (if you do....will you, PLEASE??) is a
what i like to call, "Joint Story" no no, nothing about drugs so dont take it
that way. : wink : anyway this story involves a video game character by the
name of Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (c)Core Design, we do not own her, we wish,
but we dont, we do not own anything to do with her, we only own our friends.....
oh and Cmaness20 owns the dancing ninjas (c) Please read, and I hope you ..um
like it ...or something....:: looks at cmaness20 :: cm- oo?
Now on with the story............
CHAPTER ONE: CHAPTER ONE
It was a dark and stormy night, in Los Angeles, but now that we've got the
public service annoucnment out of the way, back in Indio, California the local
K-Mart was having a clearance sale, well okay so thats what they basically have
everyday, but anyway something was very wrong at the local market...and it
wasnt the food...no no..it was far more evil than that.........
Someone had stolen the prize posession of the store, the Martha Stewart "A self
is only a hack away" self-home-improvment book. The lights went out. The
couple of people that werent employees there screamed and fell in fetal
positions. Creepy music played from the electronic booth, (only the lights
went out) which really didnt help out at all, what bad timing, aint it?
The lights suddenly turned back on, and a shadowy figure of unknown origin,
said to be about 5' 4 inches, looked like was about 120 pounds, but more of it
in the upper area, but of unknwon origin.... ran out of the window near the
entrance door....actually it was right next to it.
The shadow revealed it was a woman around in her early twentys.....she did a
daring jump onto a mans car, jumped off of the car, and did a summersault onto
the floor...if that is possible.
She kept running when all of a sudden--
Joel-Man Im bored.
Me and my friends were at Minervas house, she was doing some kind of werid
dance movement, krystalina was sitting in the corner talking to herself, and
manuel was reading a book, while I was staring at the t.v. screen, I swear I
saw myself stick my tongue at myself....I swear.
Minerva, Manuel, Krystalina-Yeah....hey didnt you want us to call you goat or
summfin?
Joel-:: evil eyes :: LAMA!!!
Everyone- ..!!! eek
Lama-(Joel) Well Its time we had a T.W. meeting.
Krystalina-We should really think about changing that name. Who the hell is a
hero team of Teenie Weenies?!?!
Lama-Oh come on! I bet if there was another super hero group out there, and
they had this lame name or something like it they wouldnt change it, or want
to!
Manuel-Unless they were something like "the people who are people" :: cracks up
::
Everyone- oo
All of a sudden the teenie weenies heard a thunder crack....or lighning not
sure which is which.
The T.W.s knew what this meant, there was trouble and they needed to go to
their secret alley where the lightning signaled them to go.....
All of them did a backflip, jumped off of Minerva's rooms walls, jumped off
from them did kartwheels on the floor-for no reason, then jumped outside of her
window. Looked up in the sky, and yelled....damn you Salazar......DAMN
YOU!!!!
Lama-Quick we need to get over to the alley..um quick!
Krystalina-yeah whatever, :: flys over to alley ::
Lama-Hey you cant just make up your own powers!!!
Everyone hurried after krystalina..and walked into the alley where 3
Krystalina-Five Joel.
Its lama dammit! Anyway where Five shadows lurked......but before this
happened......
Eariler
Chloe....okay well the first Chapter..
Justin- hopefully the only chapter
Chloe- shut up Justin or dancing ninjas will come back
Justin-fine....
Chloe- now be nice about this chap or you will be attacked by dancing ninjas
onward to the story...
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It was a dark a boring night Chloe and her friends were playing Thirteen
because they had nothing to do so it began (lightning strikes).
Chloe- did y'all hear that
All- (sighs)
Anyway they went back to the game and Chloe was beating them viciously in the
game b/c she had no life and this was all she ever did.
Chloe- MMUUUUHAHAHAH I won again
Heather- DAMN YOU CHLOE DAMN YOU!!!!!!
All- Oo
Justin- I'm sick of you beating us at video games lets go do something.
Cat- like what?
Chloe- kill radom ninjas?
All-......no
Steven- then what should we do people who go to bolton.
Heather- we should really call ourselves something else........
Chloe- it's a great name
Justin- (sarcastilly).......sssssuuuuurrrrreeee
Chloe-....fine then what should we do
Justin- let's just walk around town and try to cause some genral mayhame.
Chloe-(suddenly excited) no let's go kill Avril
All-YAY!!!!!!!!!
Justin- okay
So, our heros were off trying to find Avril and kill her violently beacuse they
wanted to do something humane for the world. Eventually they are in some random
alley don't, ask why......they just are.
Chloe- I think we're lost(sees a sign that says "if you are here you are lost")
Oo......naww..we're not lost.
sees some random peopleand they try to act all cool and ganstar
Chloe- yo what y'all doing up in our area of town yo
All- (sighs)
Lama- but we live here.....do we live here....hmm..(who the hell are these
people?! hmm....)
All- (sighs)
Lama- anyway we are the(drumroll) Tennie Wennies....and you in our alley
Chloe- but we live here in memphis
Lama- this is southern Calorfonia
Chloe- I guess we were lost
Heather-(sarcastically) ya think
Cat- I knew we should have asked for directions...BUT justin wouldn't let us
Chloe- Oo okay anyway why are y'all here
Lama- were here to find the mystical possesion of Market....the Martha Stewart
precious book..:: hisses ::
Chloe-GASP! well we went to find(suddenly a some dark figures appear) oh, god
no
Lama- what are those....some kind of scary dark...figurey things.....
Chloe- dancing ninjas
Lama-GASP!
Minerva-GASP!
Manuel-GASP!
Krystalina-I dont get it.
The ninjas start to dance badly
All- NNNOOOO!!!!(start to schatch eyes out)
But, they are saved by Lara Croft but then she runs away
All-Oo.....
Chloe- okay....
Cat- we must thank her but first lets play poker
Justin...Oo why
Chloe- beacuse we must advance the plot
So....they start to play poker' and someone beats Chloe's hand and' she pulls
out a pair of 9mm
Chloe- I got a pair of nine's that beats your hand MMMUUUHAHAH
Then they get into a fight but eventually are not even fighting b/c they are
lazy.
Chloe- now we must find Lara Croft
Chloe- and Avril so that we can kill her
All- YAY!!!
Krystalina-We already did that. She died last week.
Chole-awwwww!
End of chapter YAY!!!!
A/N what will happen next will they find lara read the next chapter to find out
MMUUHAHAHA
Next Chapter: Second Chapter: SECOND CHAPTER
By Cmaness20 & Tombzelda02
Hello everyone......this is a story in which it will cover the mystical sands
of times....wait no thats from some game i played on the gamecube, eeh hee
hee. Anyway what you are about to read (if you do....will you, PLEASE??) is a
what i like to call, "Joint Story" no no, nothing about drugs so dont take it
that way. : wink : anyway this story involves a video game character by the
name of Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (c)Core Design, we do not own her, we wish,
but we dont, we do not own anything to do with her, we only own our friends.....
oh and Cmaness20 owns the dancing ninjas (c) Please read, and I hope you ..um
like it ...or something....:: looks at cmaness20 :: cm- oo?
Now on with the story............
CHAPTER ONE: CHAPTER ONE
It was a dark and stormy night, in Los Angeles, but now that we've got the
public service annoucnment out of the way, back in Indio, California the local
K-Mart was having a clearance sale, well okay so thats what they basically have
everyday, but anyway something was very wrong at the local market...and it
wasnt the food...no no..it was far more evil than that.........
Someone had stolen the prize posession of the store, the Martha Stewart "A self
is only a hack away" self-home-improvment book. The lights went out. The
couple of people that werent employees there screamed and fell in fetal
positions. Creepy music played from the electronic booth, (only the lights
went out) which really didnt help out at all, what bad timing, aint it?
The lights suddenly turned back on, and a shadowy figure of unknown origin,
said to be about 5' 4 inches, looked like was about 120 pounds, but more of it
in the upper area, but of unknwon origin.... ran out of the window near the
entrance door....actually it was right next to it.
The shadow revealed it was a woman around in her early twentys.....she did a
daring jump onto a mans car, jumped off of the car, and did a summersault onto
the floor...if that is possible.
She kept running when all of a sudden--
Joel-Man Im bored.
Me and my friends were at Minervas house, she was doing some kind of werid
dance movement, krystalina was sitting in the corner talking to herself, and
manuel was reading a book, while I was staring at the t.v. screen, I swear I
saw myself stick my tongue at myself....I swear.
Minerva, Manuel, Krystalina-Yeah....hey didnt you want us to call you goat or
summfin?
Joel-:: evil eyes :: LAMA!!!
Everyone- ..!!! eek
Lama-(Joel) Well Its time we had a T.W. meeting.
Krystalina-We should really think about changing that name. Who the hell is a
hero team of Teenie Weenies?!?!
Lama-Oh come on! I bet if there was another super hero group out there, and
they had this lame name or something like it they wouldnt change it, or want
to!
Manuel-Unless they were something like "the people who are people" :: cracks up
::
Everyone- oo
All of a sudden the teenie weenies heard a thunder crack....or lighning not
sure which is which.
The T.W.s knew what this meant, there was trouble and they needed to go to
their secret alley where the lightning signaled them to go.....
All of them did a backflip, jumped off of Minerva's rooms walls, jumped off
from them did kartwheels on the floor-for no reason, then jumped outside of her
window. Looked up in the sky, and yelled....damn you Salazar......DAMN
YOU!!!!
Lama-Quick we need to get over to the alley..um quick!
Krystalina-yeah whatever, :: flys over to alley ::
Lama-Hey you cant just make up your own powers!!!
Everyone hurried after krystalina..and walked into the alley where 3
Krystalina-Five Joel.
Its lama dammit! Anyway where Five shadows lurked......but before this
happened......
Eariler
Chloe....okay well the first Chapter..
Justin- hopefully the only chapter
Chloe- shut up Justin or dancing ninjas will come back
Justin-fine....
Chloe- now be nice about this chap or you will be attacked by dancing ninjas
onward to the story...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
--------------------------------------
It was a dark a boring night Chloe and her friends were playing Thirteen
because they had nothing to do so it began (lightning strikes).
Chloe- did y'all hear that
All- (sighs)
Anyway they went back to the game and Chloe was beating them viciously in the
game b/c she had no life and this was all she ever did.
Chloe- MMUUUUHAHAHAH I won again
Heather- DAMN YOU CHLOE DAMN YOU!!!!!!
All- Oo
Justin- I'm sick of you beating us at video games lets go do something.
Cat- like what?
Chloe- kill radom ninjas?
All-......no
Steven- then what should we do people who go to bolton.
Heather- we should really call ourselves something else........
Chloe- it's a great name
Justin- (sarcastilly).......sssssuuuuurrrrreeee
Chloe-....fine then what should we do
Justin- let's just walk around town and try to cause some genral mayhame.
Chloe-(suddenly excited) no let's go kill Avril
All-YAY!!!!!!!!!
Justin- okay
So, our heros were off trying to find Avril and kill her violently beacuse they
wanted to do something humane for the world. Eventually they are in some random
alley don't, ask why......they just are.
Chloe- I think we're lost(sees a sign that says "if you are here you are lost")
Oo......naww..we're not lost.
sees some random peopleand they try to act all cool and ganstar
Chloe- yo what y'all doing up in our area of town yo
All- (sighs)
Lama- but we live here.....do we live here....hmm..(who the hell are these
people?! hmm....)
All- (sighs)
Lama- anyway we are the(drumroll) Tennie Wennies....and you in our alley
Chloe- but we live here in memphis
Lama- this is southern Calorfonia
Chloe- I guess we were lost
Heather-(sarcastically) ya think
Cat- I knew we should have asked for directions...BUT justin wouldn't let us
Chloe- Oo okay anyway why are y'all here
Lama- were here to find the mystical possesion of Market....the Martha Stewart
precious book..:: hisses ::
Chloe-GASP! well we went to find(suddenly a some dark figures appear) oh, god
no
Lama- what are those....some kind of scary dark...figurey things.....
Chloe- dancing ninjas
Lama-GASP!
Minerva-GASP!
Manuel-GASP!
Krystalina-I dont get it.
The ninjas start to dance badly
All- NNNOOOO!!!!(start to schatch eyes out)
But, they are saved by Lara Croft but then she runs away
All-Oo.....
Chloe- okay....
Cat- we must thank her but first lets play poker
Justin...Oo why
Chloe- beacuse we must advance the plot
So....they start to play poker' and someone beats Chloe's hand and' she pulls
out a pair of 9mm
Chloe- I got a pair of nine's that beats your hand MMMUUUHAHAH
Then they get into a fight but eventually are not even fighting b/c they are
lazy.
Chloe- now we must find Lara Croft
Chloe- and Avril so that we can kill her
All- YAY!!!
Krystalina-We already did that. She died last week.
Chole-awwwww!
End of chapter YAY!!!!
A/N what will happen next will they find lara read the next chapter to find out
MMUUHAHAHA
Next Chapter: Second Chapter: SECOND CHAPTER