He was reading this note
That his partner just wrote
When to his surprise
These words met his eyes
And his heart rose up into his throat.
"Bare with me" it read
So Bobby leapt on the bed
Tore off his clothes
Struck a suggestive pose
And soon discovered he'd been somewhat misled.
The look on Eames' face
Froze Bobby in place
Oh shit! He was screwed!
She hadn't meant NUDE
(It appeared his instincts were misplaced).
Grabbing his pants
Bobby risked a quick glance
And just about blew a fuse
Eames was ... REMOVING HER SHOES!
His heart resumed its double-quick dance.
He'd always thought hope
Rode a slippery slope
But as her bra hit the floor
His doubts flew out the door
Unexpected but he thought he could cope.
... some time later ...
As a lover he was sated
As a pedant, deflated
Since he would not be there
Had Alex not misspelled bear
Proper spelling was clearly over rated.