Shadow Makes it Big- Chapter 3: Living and Loving on the Road to Stardom and Deception ~ !
Edward was shocked by what Shadow just said telling him he was going to Hollywood what was Shadow said. Of coruse Shadow did not mean this he was just making something up because he couldnt tell Edward the truth.
"Yes." Said Shadow who what was now committed to this lie. "I will make it big in Hollywood just you see!"
So now that Shadow was committed to this lie he went to the bus station to get to Hollywood USA of America. He needed to leave this town anyways since no one understood him here. Maybe if he became a big famous actor people would believe him and his troubles. But here's the thing! Shadow didn't have enough money and this was the last bus to Hollywood USA America!
"One ticket please!" Said Shadow.
"That's about one hundered pounds" said the bus driver... (I mean dollars sorry I forgot this takes place in America land of the bold.)
"Fuck!" Said Shadow because he is edgey. Let me get my money. Shadow looked around the train station for money but could not find any. He needed it quick to get to Hollywood USA America land of the bold.
Suddenly Shadow saw Richard Branson (that guy who owns virgin but probably isnt a virgin because of all what his loads of money) stopping to fill up on gass at the station for his jumbo jet!
"Can I have some money to get to Hollywood and go to a place where people understand me?" Shadow said to Richard.
"Yes." Said Richard.
Shadow made an sound like an excited person.
"But.. he continued... You are going to have to do something for me..."
Several hours later Shadow cleared the cum off his face and took his money and got on the bus to Hollywood USA America god bless 9/11 never forget! Hours later Shadow arrived in Hollywood USA and went into a building where executives were having a party. He then saw a familiure face! It was Amy Rose who was pink and loved Sonic but was at this party having a party instead.
"Oh hello!" Said Amy. "It is nice to see you hear I am an actress now doing work for Hollywood! Would you like a part on this movie I am doing?"
Shadow never felt this lucky apart from that one time he met Peter Griffen from Family Guy because he liked that show! Remember that one episode where he went back to school because he was dumb and then made eveyrthing wrong? LOL that's my best ep of Family Guy. Anyway back to the story Shadow agreed to the movie deal since he wanted to be an actor and then an executive came from behind Amy (not in that way lol) and talked to Shadow.
"Be at the old werehouse tomorrow mourning and we can start filming. Just sign this contract and I will make you famous!" The man in the suit said.
"OK." Said Shadow and he signed the contract sealing his fate!
Shadow could not believe it. Walking to the werehouse the next mourning Shadow remembered that last night he was just a lonesome hedgehog masturbating to memories of Maria. Now he is an actor on his way to do acting in his first Hollywood movie! Maybe this lie he blurted out would work out finally! Nothing could go wrong for our hero. As he walked into the building for his first day of filming 'The Human Centipede'.
To be continued?