Ranma ½
In:
THE MAN WITH THE MUSTASH
By Geordie Bilkey
Good evening and welcome to my Fanfiction entitled THE MAN WITH THE MOUSTASH. (At this point I start talking like an old radio action show announcer) In this we join our heroes in a battle to the death with a large monster (Generic anime scene #85) Created by god knows who, from god knows where (okay so it was Akane's Cooking again) which has apparently taken the form of Alex Trabec, again for god knows why, near the Koi pond in the backyard. In this scene do not worry about continuity in any form because that would require mental sanity and I apparently have lost all of mine
Disclaimer: I so not own any of the characters in this fic or any characters, shows, or symbols referred to in this fic Except for:
Ithax Enterprises And Ithax Warhammer (who probably won't be appearing in the fic anyway so never mind) (Ithax Warhammer is a copyright of Ithax Enterprises Charitable Foundation and Drive-Thru Rhinoplasty Clinic. Unauthorized use of Ithax Enterprises logos, documents, weapon technologies, vehicles, mecha, clothing, prophylactics, hairnets, fishing rods or wild dogs will be punished by swift and merciless pointing-and-laughing-while-poking-with- sticks. Respect the aw-thor-it-tay of Ithax enterprises! Fnord. Shantih, shantih, shantih. Spacong.)
If you are unsatisfied with this fic please return unused portion for a full refund. Nahhh!
CHAPTER 1
The battle and the headache
Or
The ladle woman is all-powerful
"What the hell are you doing Ranma, go and kill that thing!" Yelled an irate Akane, who was in the process of dodging another set of laser blasts from the eyes of what appeared to be Alex Trabec.
"That's what I'm tryin' to do!" Shouted an equally irate Ranma, who was currently unable to move because the monster posing as Alex was telling him a series of answers to obscure little questions that he didn't know (Obviously) and was giving him a migraine that was borderline in pain with a brain hemorrhage.
This line of stupidity continued, Akane dodging laser blasts and Ranma incapacitated by his near Brain hemorrhage headache. While all of this was going on, the hitherto unknown Presence of Genma was drinking sake nearby watching them all; Soun was god knows where (actually Ithax himself told me that Soun was really under a tree some Kilometers away recovering from the blast that created this monster). Then suddenly a large blast of water came from somewhere near the gate and the monster was no more.
All the heads whipped around to see the ladle woman standing there with her ladle and bucket. After a few moments of staring at her, the old woman turned on her heel and walked away completely oblivious to the looks of stupidity on everyone's face.
Some minutes later a small bucket of water appeared on the suddenly female Ranma's head, taking it off and flinging it at Soun, he looked up to see. nothing at all.
"What the hell was that?" said the redhead in her cute feminine voice, shaking out her hair, "Why does this always seem to happen to me at the least convenient times, I wanted to go get laid. Ah well can't get laid every day of the week."
Everyone stared at him, including a blackened Soun who had just turned up to ask what the hell was going on and why the author was making everything so stupid and pointless. (Mission control the fourth wall is weakening)
"What?" said Ranma, cocking her head in a very cute and feminine way, "Can't I get laid every once and a while?"
It was at this point that Akane grabbed Ranma by the back of the neck and whispered into her ear very sexily, "Come on Ranma, its time you started using that body of yours for the most pleasure you have ever had."
"Where are we going?" Whispered back an interested Ranma, who at this point was all for pleasure. Even though he had played around in his female body but he had always chickened out from really getting down to business, afraid of making him less manly. But since it was Akane offering and he was board with nothing to do he went along with it, figuring it would all be worthwhile in the end.
"To my room." Said Akane, now pulling him up the stairs towards her room.
"Why there?" said Ranma dumbly.
"Why do you think, to teach you the joys of being a woman." Said an exasperated Akane "What did you think I was doing in there all night moaning?"
"I thought you were working out"
"Yah, a lot of girls work out in their beads late at night while moaning, are you that dense?" She said as she finally got to her room and pushed Ranma in before going in and closing the door behind them muttering, "Stupid Ranma."
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It is now time for this Chapter to end *BEEEEEEEP*
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There its my Second ever Fanfiction and I'd just like to say sorry to those of you who are crying at this point because of the gratuitous OOC and evil contained within this fic. Please tell me what you think, FLAME THE HELL OUT OF ME IT YOU WANT!! I just want reviews and feedback.
In:
THE MAN WITH THE MUSTASH
By Geordie Bilkey
Good evening and welcome to my Fanfiction entitled THE MAN WITH THE MOUSTASH. (At this point I start talking like an old radio action show announcer) In this we join our heroes in a battle to the death with a large monster (Generic anime scene #85) Created by god knows who, from god knows where (okay so it was Akane's Cooking again) which has apparently taken the form of Alex Trabec, again for god knows why, near the Koi pond in the backyard. In this scene do not worry about continuity in any form because that would require mental sanity and I apparently have lost all of mine
Disclaimer: I so not own any of the characters in this fic or any characters, shows, or symbols referred to in this fic Except for:
Ithax Enterprises And Ithax Warhammer (who probably won't be appearing in the fic anyway so never mind) (Ithax Warhammer is a copyright of Ithax Enterprises Charitable Foundation and Drive-Thru Rhinoplasty Clinic. Unauthorized use of Ithax Enterprises logos, documents, weapon technologies, vehicles, mecha, clothing, prophylactics, hairnets, fishing rods or wild dogs will be punished by swift and merciless pointing-and-laughing-while-poking-with- sticks. Respect the aw-thor-it-tay of Ithax enterprises! Fnord. Shantih, shantih, shantih. Spacong.)
If you are unsatisfied with this fic please return unused portion for a full refund. Nahhh!
CHAPTER 1
The battle and the headache
Or
The ladle woman is all-powerful
"What the hell are you doing Ranma, go and kill that thing!" Yelled an irate Akane, who was in the process of dodging another set of laser blasts from the eyes of what appeared to be Alex Trabec.
"That's what I'm tryin' to do!" Shouted an equally irate Ranma, who was currently unable to move because the monster posing as Alex was telling him a series of answers to obscure little questions that he didn't know (Obviously) and was giving him a migraine that was borderline in pain with a brain hemorrhage.
This line of stupidity continued, Akane dodging laser blasts and Ranma incapacitated by his near Brain hemorrhage headache. While all of this was going on, the hitherto unknown Presence of Genma was drinking sake nearby watching them all; Soun was god knows where (actually Ithax himself told me that Soun was really under a tree some Kilometers away recovering from the blast that created this monster). Then suddenly a large blast of water came from somewhere near the gate and the monster was no more.
All the heads whipped around to see the ladle woman standing there with her ladle and bucket. After a few moments of staring at her, the old woman turned on her heel and walked away completely oblivious to the looks of stupidity on everyone's face.
Some minutes later a small bucket of water appeared on the suddenly female Ranma's head, taking it off and flinging it at Soun, he looked up to see. nothing at all.
"What the hell was that?" said the redhead in her cute feminine voice, shaking out her hair, "Why does this always seem to happen to me at the least convenient times, I wanted to go get laid. Ah well can't get laid every day of the week."
Everyone stared at him, including a blackened Soun who had just turned up to ask what the hell was going on and why the author was making everything so stupid and pointless. (Mission control the fourth wall is weakening)
"What?" said Ranma, cocking her head in a very cute and feminine way, "Can't I get laid every once and a while?"
It was at this point that Akane grabbed Ranma by the back of the neck and whispered into her ear very sexily, "Come on Ranma, its time you started using that body of yours for the most pleasure you have ever had."
"Where are we going?" Whispered back an interested Ranma, who at this point was all for pleasure. Even though he had played around in his female body but he had always chickened out from really getting down to business, afraid of making him less manly. But since it was Akane offering and he was board with nothing to do he went along with it, figuring it would all be worthwhile in the end.
"To my room." Said Akane, now pulling him up the stairs towards her room.
"Why there?" said Ranma dumbly.
"Why do you think, to teach you the joys of being a woman." Said an exasperated Akane "What did you think I was doing in there all night moaning?"
"I thought you were working out"
"Yah, a lot of girls work out in their beads late at night while moaning, are you that dense?" She said as she finally got to her room and pushed Ranma in before going in and closing the door behind them muttering, "Stupid Ranma."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
It is now time for this Chapter to end *BEEEEEEEP*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
There its my Second ever Fanfiction and I'd just like to say sorry to those of you who are crying at this point because of the gratuitous OOC and evil contained within this fic. Please tell me what you think, FLAME THE HELL OUT OF ME IT YOU WANT!! I just want reviews and feedback.