Okay, so I was thinking. Yeah I know, it's not something I do often, right? What if Lucy and Natsu switched places? I mean think about:
Lucy, a fire dragon slayer.
And Natsu a celestial mage. (weird because we've only met like one guy celestial mage in the whole thing but he went into a golden coma) But seriously, imagine Natsu having Taurus! X3
Disclaimer, I don't own Fairy Tail. Those rights go to Hiro Mashima! :3
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Lucy Dragneel's POV:
Flashback:
Andy (Guy Lisanna) was running up to me holding a big egg. My eyes immediately got bigger with happiness. When he saw my happiness he smiled even bigger. "Lushee Lushee look I found an egg!"
"Ooohh! Maybe it's a dragon egg like Igneel!"
That was the beginning of my first crush. But now Andy's gone and I have to move on with life…
End of Flashback
"Lushee! We've made it to Hargeon! Come on get up already!" Happy yelled in my ear as I was slumped on the floor.
"Umm, ma'm? Are you all right?" the train attendee asked me in confusion.
"She's fine! This always happens when she travels." Happy waved the train attendee off.
"That's it! I'm never riding a stupid train again," I got ready to barf.
"Happy got off the train and started mumbling about finding Salamander in the center of town," Then the train left for a second time and I ended up going around in a circle.
Natsu Heartfilia POV:
"Wait? You mean to tell me that there is only one magic shop in this whole TOWN!" I asked the store lady.
"'Fraid so, the people around here are more fishing folk than magic folk. Most of the people in town don't even know how to use magic. I built this shop to sell to the wizards passing through" The store lady said in a polite tone.
"Aww man I came out all this way for nothing." I let out an exasperated sigh, sad that this town had nothing usefull.
"Now, now don't say that young man. I have all the latest goods, let me show you a few. This action figure magic is popular. You spin the dial here and she breathes fire, just like the real Lucy Dragneel. All the boys your age really seem to like it!" He said as if Lucy was the coolest person in the world. Even though she was. The old man continued talking, "It breathes fire whenever you want it to. You can use it to light up a birthday cake."
"I already have one of those," I sighed, I was really looking for celestial spirit keys, maybe the old woman had some, "What I really want are some powerful gate keys," The old woman wasn't listening. She was just twirling around like a maniac breathing fire everywhere.
"Gate keys huh, wouldn't expect a young handsome man like you to want those. It's a pretty rare request," she pulled out a silver key in a box."
"Oh wow an actual little doggie!
"Yes but that one's not very powerful you know?"
I know but I've been looking for one of these everywhere. SO how much does it cost?"
"20,000 jewel!" The old woman said with a smile
My hopes dropped, "I'm sorry, how much was that again.
"I said twenty thousand jewel young man."
I sweat dropped, ok, time to resort to my last option, "Ok, I didn't want to do this, but here goes nothing, Are you sure? How much is it really worth, you could" *Insert Natsu smolder here*, "cut me a deal." (A/N yes I did just mention Tangled.)
5 Minutes Later
"I can't believe he only knocked off a thousand jewel. Stubborn old woman must be blind!" I raged. "That trick always works with the ladies, so much for using my manliness."
Oohs and ahhhs in the back round
"She's so pretty!" says man 1.
"I wouldn't mind visiting her once in a while, if ya know what I mean." Says man 2
"Can I have your number?" says man 3.
"I love you salamander!" says man 2
"Salamander? Wow, I wonder what she's doing in such a magic deprived place? I should probably check it out! Because it's the wizard who uses fire magic. Fire magic is cool, and Lucy is supposed to be hot."
Lucy Dragneel's POV:
*walking around sulkingly*"Aww man! I wound up riding the train twice." The female fire mage complained.
"You've got to get over your motion sickness!" Happy suggested.
"Aww I'm so hungry I could eat my hand!" Now this may seem like an odd request coming from a girl but Happy was used to it. (A/N Happy is still a boy… I think)
"Well it's too bad we don't have any money for food!" the blue cat said cheerfully.
"Hey Happy?" a nod from happy, "this salamander we're looking for has got to be Igneel, right?" The blonde had confusion on her face.
"Aye sir! It has to be because the only fire dragon I know of IS Igneel!"
"That's true Happy, very true." The blonde pondered this for a moment.
Oohs and ahhhs in the back round
"She's so pretty!" says man 1.
"I wouldn't mind visiting her once in a while, if ya know what I mean." Says man 2
"Can I have your number?" says man 3.
"I love you salamander!" says man 2
Happy and Natsu at the same time, "SALAMANDER? Ha speak of the devil!" The blonde was quite tomboyish, "We're in luck today Happy!"
"AYE SIR," the little cat screamed as he jumped in the air.
A girl did a dream pose and blew a kiss to the guys surrounding her, more oohs and ahhs coming from the ecstatic men.
Natsu Heartfilia's POV: (A/N this is going to be harder than I thought! I've spent 30 minutes working on this but I'm only 5 minutes into the episode! :o SOMEBODY HELP ME!)
Natsu's Mind:
Why is my heart beating so fast! Could it be love at first sight? Have I finally met the girl of my dreams? What's gotten into me all of a sudden?
"You men are all so handsome, how should I choose!" 'Salamander' whispered seductively to the clingy men.
Wow! She looked at me, what do I do? How do I look? Oh god I'm sounding like a girl!
*heart throbs* Is it because she's a famous, and not to mention hot, wizard? Is that why my heart's throbbing? Could it be am I in love? Is she 'the one'?
Suddenly a blonde girl but in shouting "Igneel! Igneel! IT'S MEEEE!" she sqealed like a fangirl.
'Salamander' looked surprised at this weird encounter.
I saw the truth, 'Salamander' was using charm magic…
"Who the heck are you?" the blonde mage asked with a mopy face
'Salamander' went back in shock, "WHO AM I?" she asked if it were the worst thing to not know who she was. She regained her stature and majestically said, "I am 'Salamander', surly you've heard of me before," she said with a cute pose that gave all the men nosebleeds.
The blonde walked away in disappointment and 'Salamander was shocked that the blonde had no interest in her, "Hey! Wait a minute! Are you just going to leave?" 'Salamander asked.
Suddenly the men started attacking the woman walking away, "Now, now that's enough sweeties! Let the poor girl go, I'm sure she didn't mean anything." 'Salamander said with such arrogance in his voice. I just walked away and he didn't even notice. Harumph! "Here's my autograph kid," she handed it to the girl who was looking at her with frustration, "Now you can brag to all your friends!" she said as if it were the sweetest thing she could do.
"No thanks, I don't want it," the blonde replied clearly NOT interested. The men grew furuious and started attacking her again.
Lucy Dragneel's POV:
"Guess it wasn't him after all," Happy said as if Lucy getting beat up by random men was normal.
"Definatly not him," I squeezed out using my last breath.
"Well I'm afraid I must be going sweeties, I have business to attend to."
"You're leaving already!" all the men shouted at once, hindering my sensitive dragon ears.
"Time for the red carpet!" The fake Igneel said nonchalantly, she snapped and a carpet of purple fire rolled out in front of her and she walked away, but not before saying, "I'm having a party tonight on my yacht! And you're all invited!" Then he took off.
"Who the heck was she?" Lucy pondered.
"I don't know but even though she was pretty she was kind of scary. Thanks for your help!"
The guy waved at me sweetly, he was kind of acting like a girl so I blurted a question, "Are you gay?" (This part isn't actually in the show but I had to add it)
The dude's face turn bright red and he shouted, "NO! NEVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! (A/N I don't have anything against homosexuality, I just had to clarify.)
Jessie-San: Sorry I'm just kinda tired right now!
LuLu-Chan: Why did you write this!?
Jessie-San: Sorry I was bored!
LuLu-Chan: Okay you get one warning, if this gets zero reviews, never look at it again!
Jessie San: Okay LuLu-Chan, Well BYE people reading my story!
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