A Rant a Day Keeps the Daydreams Away

by KHgirl2013

An average young person with an average start on life. He's average height, average appearing, average in pretty much everything. He is dull, boring, and entirely unassuming. Some would say- Okay, okay, okay. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make yourself sound normal? Here's the real me. Matt, just your friendly jabberman with an affinity for daydreams and rambling in class.

1. Preface

Alright, alright, alright! This is a book for me, myself, and I. I've been told that I am, one, a laid back sloth, two, someone who really needs to expand their facial expression collection, and three, the smartest idiot that they know.

I'd read once, (a very, very long time ago) that writing down…stuff…helps people expand their mind and grow in ways that they can't even imagine. Something like that anyways. If you ask me, most of that stuff is just superstition. But, by either cosmic will or over-exposure to my dear friend's religion obsession, I have decided to do…something about it.

I will pick one word from (generally) the English language, and just spew thoughts on it. Random progressions and thought processes that you, my dear little book (Your name is now Dave. I just decided.), will be privy to.

So! That means I need to introduce myself.

I am Matt. No last name. My name isn't Matt, but for security reasons, I'm not allowed to reveal my real name. Eh, so what? What is a name, really? It's just another word, am I right? I can't say how old I am either – for the same reason – because it'd be pretty simple to look up the redheads born on my date of birth if someone knew where to look. As I just said; I have red hair.

Aaaaaaaaand…that's pretty much all I'm willing/allowed to put down.

So, Dave, let's move on, shall we?