RoChu or...
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So, let us say that China is seme, and Russia is uke. Now if it was vice versa, then it would be RoChu. Now, back to China being seme, the pairing name would be-
"Churro!" a Spaniard shouted.
"Shut up you bastard." Romano yelled.
Silence...
"Bastard, China can never, EVER be seme, sure he may be older but see how feminine that "boy" is."
"Oui, mon cher, China is way too feminine... I would know. Oh hon hon hon~"
"Don't call me "dear" you wine bastard! And how the hell would you know...?" Romano said
as he tried to work his way out a Spaniard's tight grip around his waist.
Spain was muttering to himself, "You may be one my best friends, but stay the hell away from my boyfriend."
"Chi-chigi! I am not your boyfriend!"
"Ah. Don't deny it, mi tomate~"
"Uh, anyway, those two bastards have such a height difference, how could that "boy" ever be seme?" Romano started to rant. "As I said before, Russia is taller than China and... Ow... Ow... Ow..." Romano growled as Spain poked him again, Romano shot a death glare at the Spaniard, but he remained being oblivious as usual."Dammit! You bastard, what the hell do you want?"
"Do you want a churro?" Spain asked innocently.
"NO! ... But maybe later."
"Okay~"
"Now, Russia, he is more dominant than that Chinese "boy". How would that work?"
"I don't know, but I'm sure I like churros a lot more than what you're ranting about, mi tomate~"
Romano growled again.
"Mi tomate~ Mi tomate~
My little red tomato~"
"What the hell are you singing?" Romano made a sour face at hearing his nickname.
"I honestly don't know."
"Okay, so to conclude, China isn't seme because, well the reasons stated..."
"See you later~"
"Yeah, ciao..."
A/N Okay, yeah, sorry adding some Spamano... Maybe too much in it, I suppose...
If you found any mistakes in the story, you can tell me and I will try to fix them ASAP.
Bye~