EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DEWEY
VS
DONALD
BEGIN
[DEWEY]
OKAY DONALD DUCK IT TIME FOR ME TO FUCKING RAP
YOU TALK ALL THE TIME YOU COULDN'T SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
I'M THE BETTER BROTHER THAN ALL OF YOUR BOYS
YOU ONCE STOLE MONEY FROM THEM WITH NO JOY
YOU'RE A FATHERFUCKING DUCK AND YOU COMPLAIN A LOT
YOUR FRIENDS ARE NUT AND NOT EVEN HOT
YOUR PERSONALLY IS BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE
MY SERIES IS BETTER IS MORE FUNNIER THAT TIME
[DONALD]
OH SHUT UP DEWEY YOU ALWAYS GET IN TROUBLE
YO MAMA IS A MOTHERFUCKER AND REESE IS AN ASSHOLE
YOU ACT ALL INNOCENT WELL DON'T GET SO COCKY
SOON YOU'LL GET BONED BY THE BITCH YOU MET LAST WEEK
YOU MAKE IMAGINARY FRIENDS YOU LIVE IN A FANASTY WORLD
YOU SUCK AT THIS RAP AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL
MY BOYS ARE BETTER YOUR SIBLING ARE LAME
I CAN WIN THIS BATTLE AND WIN THIS SHITTY GAME
[DEWEY]
OH GO TO HELL DONALD GO FUCK YOUR GIRLY DAISY
YOU ABUSE CHIP AND DALE AND YOU ACT LIKE A PUSSY
YOU GOT AN ANGER PROBLEM GO TO MAGAMENT CLASS
OR I WILL STEAL AN EGG RIGHT THROUGH YOUR YUCKY ASS
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART WELL FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT
YOU DON'T THINK WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD GO SUCK MICKEY COCK
BEING A SAILOR GO SAIL TO HELL
IF YOU COME BACK NAKED THEN I WISH YOU WELL
[DONALD]
DAMMIT RETARDED BOY I CAN STAND YOU ANYMORE
I CAN SEE MANY THING YOU DONE BAD BEFORE
YOU FOUND A STASH AND MADE EVERYBODY GO TO SLEEP
STOLE PERFUME SMOKE CIGAR EVEN HAVE IDA FEET
YOUR BROTHER MALCOLM IS A NERD SO TAKE HIS ADVICE
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN COMMIT SUICIDE
I DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY TONE I'M SAILING AWAY
IT BEEN SWELL DEWEY I HOPE YOU ARE GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE