My Immortal da fucking prepz story

Hi im Brittany Tiffany Kitty Kacey Hilton and i have long blonde hair with like red hilites! I have my name because preps r awzome (geddit? 'cause im a prep!) My eyes r green wid blue cirles around dem & i wer sparkly contents in dem. Meny peple tell me i look lik paris hitlon (AN IF U DONT NO WHO DAT IS FUCK OFF GOFFS!) Im not related to Gerard Waye b cos he is a retracted goffik! iM a prep witch means my teeth r strait & white. i have tinned skin & love Hollister & American Eagle. I am a witch wich means i go 2 Hogwarts in england. i am in my seventh year (i am seventeen). I were my prep cloves every day & fucking hate goffik people! 2day i was wering my American Eagle shirt wif my blue jeans from hollister, and my American Eagle hoody. i fucking luv prep stoars! (bcus im a prep!) i wuz walkling outsid hogwarts 2day wen i saw a fucking gottik girl named Ebony. shes such a fucking goth! i tot of cawling her out for being such a gottik bitch, but it was rainning an i hate da fiooking goff lucked lick she was injoying da rain. (wut a freak!) den da bich pot her midle finger up at me an i crawled her a fuking goff! im not just a prep but aslo a stocker, so i fallowed ebony wiv ma invisibility portion. she was tlaking to dis fucking goff nemed darco mafor! her frendz caled her den n' she walked away. I tot of toking to draco but he's a fucking goff.

AN: wud do you fink of da stroy? is it gud? THX!

Chapter 2

AN: ttyl thx grl 2 drack lily 4 da enspir8on to rite da stroy! BTW goffs stop flamming ma stroy ok?

da next day i woke up in ma room. it was fucking snowing and raining again! i got out of bed and drank water out of ma mug wit a pic of hilary duff on bed was pink wid lacy frills on it and harts on da shits. i put on my hollister shirt and torn up jeens. i den spent 2 hours ding ma hair bcos im a prep! ma frend nikole (random prep lady tis is u!!!) woke up an grined at me. she flipped her wavy blonde hair an opned her sexay eyes. she put on her american eagle hodie an american eagle sweatpants. we den put on our make up. "omfg i saw you stalking that goffik bitch yesterday!" she screamed disgustered.

"Yeah, she's such a goff! (fucking goffs!)" i yaled arngrilingly.

"Are u terning into a goff biatch?!?" shooted nikole arngilly.

"hell no!" shooted Brittany.

As dis wuz bing sed darco was walking 2 dah gr8 hall.

sudendly enoby wuz der 2.

"dat fucking goff!" shooted brittany ass she saw draco and enoby.

"i'm gona lik go stawk dem!" shooted brittany as she like totaly ran 2 sea wut da fuking goffs wer dewing.

Da goffuckers (geddit, cos i hate goffs!) wer talking abowt gong 2 see da good charlotte concert tonite (goffik fuckers!) den i saw her gasp way 2 dramticalally. shes such a whiney bich!

Chapter 3

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY GOFFS OK!!!!! odderwise HOLLISTER 2 da fucking preps 4 da gud revUs. ttyl thx grl AGAIN LILY!!!. oh btw i dont own dis or da lyrics to good charlotte.

on da nite of da convent i new i had 2 kill dat fcking goff butt i neddled help. just den a goffik looking motherfooker appearatenated in ma room.

"WHAT DO U WANT FUCKER!!" i shooted as i pointed my womb at him.

"I hath cum to fuck you!" shooted vodlemart as he hailed his wand erectated into da air

"ur such a fucking pedo!" scraeamed enoby ass she started to rum.