ERBH
A/N: Here goes a crazy idea.
Epic Rap Battles Of H.I.V.E
1:Overlord and Number One VS Otto and Wing
The stage was set. The microphones were ready. The new way to resolve the fight between G.L.O.V.E and the disciples was about to begin. Epic rap battles to decide who was the victor. The first up were Otto and Wing VS Overlord and Number One. The AI started to rap.
"I'm an evil AI, and you're a fragile sack of meat.
You're just not ready, you're barely of yo mamma's teat.
Go cry back to Nero, coz this battle's already won.
G.L.O.V.E has fallen, before it even begun."
Otto started his comeback.
"I'm a supervillain, while you're a glorified Apple Mac.
I'll delete you, and you won't come back.
You float a couple of metres above the floor.
But you're so weak you can barely get through the door," the albino retorted.
Wing and Number One entered. They went to their respective partners. Wing kicked the battle off.
"I'm a badass fighter, best in the school. While you're both frail weaklings who're excluded from the gene pool. Sorry Overlord, did I cause I a system crash?
Because Wing's here, and you're going to the trash!"
Number One fought back with his lines, aiming at Otto
"I'm the leader of G.L.O.V.E, feared everywhere.
You're a little boy who needs better hair. What's up with the nerdiness, you need to lighten up:
Or will my minions be sweeping bits of you up?"
Overlord started to rap at Wing.
"I've got ghz of simple pure power. While you still sing in the shower. Feel the heat little boy, coz you'll hit the grave. Or end up being my slave."
Otto followed up with his killer lines.
"Both you losers are going down!
Because Wing and I totally own!
You're relics of a bygone time.
While we're just coming into our prime!"
Otto's evil laugh was amplified and distorted by the mike, so it actually sounded scary.
"I fear that it may be you who lies in pieces after my ninja moves, Mr One," said Wing.
Wing unleashed killer ninja moves upon Number One, who fell to the ground. His comrade rapped faster.
"I've got control of all the computers in the world!
Just wait and see my evil plan unfurled! You're a testament to the crappiness of the human race.
Prepare to die slowly as I shoot you in the face," Overlord retaliated.
"Get used to the real world, not cyberspace.
Coz I haven't seen anything as ugly as your pixelated face.
I'd offer you a chill pill, but you don't even exist! So suck on this!" Otto finished.
Overlord fell to his knees, and Otto cut his power source. The albino then stomped on the essential components of the AI, and Wing finished their foe off.
A/N: So, probably the worst I've done. If it's bad, tell me and I'll pull it. Review and tell me what you think, and who you want to see next...