(A/N) Okay. This is my first try at L/J. I'm very into love/hate fics and
plan on making this one. I'm also balancing another story and a few poems
too, so updates might not be day to day. I'm a humor lover too. So I might
change the rating, if I get carried away. Anyways. ENJOY!
Disclaimers: I don't own Harry Potter, etc. Damn it.
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Lily sighed and bounced on her seat. She looked out the window to see a few girls crying over their mothers. Giving one last wave to her own sobbing mother, she grabbed her robes and dressed.
She was a first year, and was still getting over the shock of finding out she was a witch. After adjusting her tie, she pulled out a book on charm work.
The train started to move and the door eased open. The back of a small girl trying to pull a large trunk came to view. She spotted Lily and dropped the trunk.
"Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think that this compartment was taken..."
Lily jumped up and helped her pull the trunk in. "It's alright. I'm Lily. Lily Evans."
The girl smiled as they kicked the trunk under the chair. "I'm Marle Rosemarta. But everyone calls me Rose. Don't ask me how they came up with that."
Lily giggled. "So, Rose. Are you a first year too?"
Rose nodded. She sat down opposite of her. "Do you know what house you'll be in?"
Lily shook her head. "I'm just hoping it's not Slytherin..."
The door flew open and a pale, blonde boy stood in the doorway. He sneered. "I'm so sorry for eavesdropping. But I couldn't help but hear. What, pray tell, is so horribly wrong with Slytherin?"
"And who, *pray tell*, are you?" Rose sneered back. Lily jumped.
The boy threw out his chest. "Lucius Malfoy. And I'm going to *rule* Slytherin."
Rose scowled. "Please. You can't even rule your own zipper."
She and Lily burst into giggles as Lucius turned around to zip his pants. He collided with another boy with long, black hair. "My eyes!" The boy cried. Someone behind him laughed.
Lucius sneered. Nodding curtly to the girls, he left, his robes swishing. A foot stuck out and held the hem of his robes down. He stumbled and turned around, angrily.
"Potter!" He hissed.
Another, smaller boy pushed himself in front of the long-haired boy. He sneered. "Watch it, Malfoy. You didn't think you'd get rid of me that easy, did you?"
As Lucius angrily marched into another compartment, the boy turned to Lily and Rose. He grinned. Lily took him in. His hair stuck up everywhere and he had deep brown eyes.
"Don't mind Malfoy there. He's always like that. It's not just you."
Rose batted her eyelashes and he stared at her. "Is there something in your eyes?"
Rose turned pink and muttured. "No."
Lily giggled. The boy held both us his hands to the girls. They each took one and shook it.
"James Potter."
"Lily Evans."
"Marle Rosemarta. Or Rose."
The boy coughed from behind James. "And I'm Sirius Black."
Sirius grinned, showing off his dimples. Lily yanked her hand back from James. Boils spread across her palms. And judging from the look of horror Rose was giving her, the same was happening to her.
The boils spread up her arm to her elbow. The boys were rolling on the floor by that time, clutching their stomaches. Lily took the opportunity to kick the boy closest to her in the stomach.
James stopped laughed immediatly and jumped to his feet. "Why did you have kick me, huh?!"
Lily's cheeks were on fire. "You just set boils all over us, and I'm not supposed to do anything about it?!"
She waved her red arm for emphasis. James rubbed his stomach where she kicked him. "Can't you take a joke?!"
"Can't you grow up?!"
The boys exchanged looks and burst into laughter. "Nope!"
Lily angrily shoved them out of the compartment and slammed the door behind them. She could still hear them laughing outside the door. She sat down.
Rose took out her wand and looked at Lily's arm. She smiled. "May I..."
"Just don't make my arm fall off." Lily said, absently, still fuming over the boys in the hall.
Rose stared intently at her arm before waving her wand. Lily looked down in horror. Her arm and hand turned scarlet.
Rose paled. "At least the boils are gone..."
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Lily felt something hit her head, and she glared over her shoulder at James, who hid the straw behind his back. Sirius snickered in front of her.
As they passed the long tables, to the long table in front, Lily stuck out her foot, causing Sirius to stumble.
"What did I do?!" He growled over his shoulder.
"That was for the paper ball Potter just spat at me."
He was just about to protest, when McGonagall cleared her throat. The hat on the stool, caught Lily's attention.
"Are we supposed to pull something out of that?" She whispered to a tall girl to her right.
She shrugged. "I think we're supposed to put it on..."
McGonagall held a piece of parchment in front of her. "Astolt, Karen!"
The girl said on the stool with the hat on. "Hufflepuff!"
"Black, Sirius!"
Sirius stomped on Lily's foot before walking forward. Lily cursed under her breath and the girl on her right cocked her eyebrows. "I wouldn't want to make enemies with James Potter and Sirius Black, if I were you."
"Why?"
But she didn't get her answer as McGonagall shouted, "Bones, Janice!"
The girl stepped forward and put the hat on. "Hufflepuff!"
Lily looked around the room. She spotted Sirius sitting at the Griffindor table. He sneered at her.
After a few more first years, Lily heard, "Evans, Lily!"
Lily stepped forward and felt a paper ball hit the back of her head again. She spun angrily to James as scattered laughter broke across the Great Hall.
The hat slid over her eyes.
*Hmmm. Let's see. Very nice mind. You'll be a smart one, alright. And bravery in spares. Cunning, but not Slytherin, no. Goodness no. Hmmm. Very loyal. Not patient though...*
Lily snorted, offended.
*Sorry, Miss Evans. So....might as well be...Griffindor!*
Lily grinned and took off the hat. She skipped down the stairs and sat beside a pretty fifth year girl. She smiled. "Hi, Cynthia Brown."
"Lily Evans." Lily said, getting tired of repeating her name.
She looked up. She twisted the napkin, nervously. "Lupin, Remus!"
A boy with mopy brown hair stepped up. His eyes gray and his face pointed, like a wolf. "Griffindor!"
Remus sat next to Lily. He grinned. But before he could ask her name, Sirius spoke up. "Remus, this is Lily. She's a smarty, bossy, girl that can't take a joke."
Lily sneered. Remus shifted uncomfortably.
"Malfoy, Lucius!"
Lucius sat on the stool and before the hat even touched his head, it yelled, "Slytherin!"
Lily tuned out and sat back, admiring the ceiling. She snapped back as McGonagall yelled, "Potter, James!"
James walked up to the stool, with his chest thrown out. The hat sat on his head for nearly a minute before yelling, "Griffindor!"
Lily groaned and sank in her chair as Sirius leapt up and sat James in front of her. The exchanged death glares before turning to the sorting.
Rose walked up to the stool and Lily kicked James' shin as he raised the straw to his lips. He cried out and most of the Great Hall turned to him. He coughed, to cover up his embarressment.
"Griffindor!"
Lily cheered as James and Sirius hissed.
As soon as the feast was over, Lily followed Cynthia Brown, who happened to be a prefect, up to the Griffindor Tower. She turned at the portriat of a fat lady.
"The password is Sumersaulting Snakes!"
James, Sirius, and Remus snorted behind Lily. She rolled her eyes and walked into the common room. She and Rose stared at the common room. They followed the small crowd of girls moving to the girls' dormitories.
Lily got one last glare at James before stepping into her room.
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Six years later, Lily opened her eyes and stretched. Flinging her legs over the side of the bed, she hit a wire. A large waterballoon exploded over her face. Sputtering she stood up.
"POTTER!"
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like I said. My first attempt at a L/J. Review!
Disclaimers: I don't own Harry Potter, etc. Damn it.
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Lily sighed and bounced on her seat. She looked out the window to see a few girls crying over their mothers. Giving one last wave to her own sobbing mother, she grabbed her robes and dressed.
She was a first year, and was still getting over the shock of finding out she was a witch. After adjusting her tie, she pulled out a book on charm work.
The train started to move and the door eased open. The back of a small girl trying to pull a large trunk came to view. She spotted Lily and dropped the trunk.
"Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think that this compartment was taken..."
Lily jumped up and helped her pull the trunk in. "It's alright. I'm Lily. Lily Evans."
The girl smiled as they kicked the trunk under the chair. "I'm Marle Rosemarta. But everyone calls me Rose. Don't ask me how they came up with that."
Lily giggled. "So, Rose. Are you a first year too?"
Rose nodded. She sat down opposite of her. "Do you know what house you'll be in?"
Lily shook her head. "I'm just hoping it's not Slytherin..."
The door flew open and a pale, blonde boy stood in the doorway. He sneered. "I'm so sorry for eavesdropping. But I couldn't help but hear. What, pray tell, is so horribly wrong with Slytherin?"
"And who, *pray tell*, are you?" Rose sneered back. Lily jumped.
The boy threw out his chest. "Lucius Malfoy. And I'm going to *rule* Slytherin."
Rose scowled. "Please. You can't even rule your own zipper."
She and Lily burst into giggles as Lucius turned around to zip his pants. He collided with another boy with long, black hair. "My eyes!" The boy cried. Someone behind him laughed.
Lucius sneered. Nodding curtly to the girls, he left, his robes swishing. A foot stuck out and held the hem of his robes down. He stumbled and turned around, angrily.
"Potter!" He hissed.
Another, smaller boy pushed himself in front of the long-haired boy. He sneered. "Watch it, Malfoy. You didn't think you'd get rid of me that easy, did you?"
As Lucius angrily marched into another compartment, the boy turned to Lily and Rose. He grinned. Lily took him in. His hair stuck up everywhere and he had deep brown eyes.
"Don't mind Malfoy there. He's always like that. It's not just you."
Rose batted her eyelashes and he stared at her. "Is there something in your eyes?"
Rose turned pink and muttured. "No."
Lily giggled. The boy held both us his hands to the girls. They each took one and shook it.
"James Potter."
"Lily Evans."
"Marle Rosemarta. Or Rose."
The boy coughed from behind James. "And I'm Sirius Black."
Sirius grinned, showing off his dimples. Lily yanked her hand back from James. Boils spread across her palms. And judging from the look of horror Rose was giving her, the same was happening to her.
The boils spread up her arm to her elbow. The boys were rolling on the floor by that time, clutching their stomaches. Lily took the opportunity to kick the boy closest to her in the stomach.
James stopped laughed immediatly and jumped to his feet. "Why did you have kick me, huh?!"
Lily's cheeks were on fire. "You just set boils all over us, and I'm not supposed to do anything about it?!"
She waved her red arm for emphasis. James rubbed his stomach where she kicked him. "Can't you take a joke?!"
"Can't you grow up?!"
The boys exchanged looks and burst into laughter. "Nope!"
Lily angrily shoved them out of the compartment and slammed the door behind them. She could still hear them laughing outside the door. She sat down.
Rose took out her wand and looked at Lily's arm. She smiled. "May I..."
"Just don't make my arm fall off." Lily said, absently, still fuming over the boys in the hall.
Rose stared intently at her arm before waving her wand. Lily looked down in horror. Her arm and hand turned scarlet.
Rose paled. "At least the boils are gone..."
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Lily felt something hit her head, and she glared over her shoulder at James, who hid the straw behind his back. Sirius snickered in front of her.
As they passed the long tables, to the long table in front, Lily stuck out her foot, causing Sirius to stumble.
"What did I do?!" He growled over his shoulder.
"That was for the paper ball Potter just spat at me."
He was just about to protest, when McGonagall cleared her throat. The hat on the stool, caught Lily's attention.
"Are we supposed to pull something out of that?" She whispered to a tall girl to her right.
She shrugged. "I think we're supposed to put it on..."
McGonagall held a piece of parchment in front of her. "Astolt, Karen!"
The girl said on the stool with the hat on. "Hufflepuff!"
"Black, Sirius!"
Sirius stomped on Lily's foot before walking forward. Lily cursed under her breath and the girl on her right cocked her eyebrows. "I wouldn't want to make enemies with James Potter and Sirius Black, if I were you."
"Why?"
But she didn't get her answer as McGonagall shouted, "Bones, Janice!"
The girl stepped forward and put the hat on. "Hufflepuff!"
Lily looked around the room. She spotted Sirius sitting at the Griffindor table. He sneered at her.
After a few more first years, Lily heard, "Evans, Lily!"
Lily stepped forward and felt a paper ball hit the back of her head again. She spun angrily to James as scattered laughter broke across the Great Hall.
The hat slid over her eyes.
*Hmmm. Let's see. Very nice mind. You'll be a smart one, alright. And bravery in spares. Cunning, but not Slytherin, no. Goodness no. Hmmm. Very loyal. Not patient though...*
Lily snorted, offended.
*Sorry, Miss Evans. So....might as well be...Griffindor!*
Lily grinned and took off the hat. She skipped down the stairs and sat beside a pretty fifth year girl. She smiled. "Hi, Cynthia Brown."
"Lily Evans." Lily said, getting tired of repeating her name.
She looked up. She twisted the napkin, nervously. "Lupin, Remus!"
A boy with mopy brown hair stepped up. His eyes gray and his face pointed, like a wolf. "Griffindor!"
Remus sat next to Lily. He grinned. But before he could ask her name, Sirius spoke up. "Remus, this is Lily. She's a smarty, bossy, girl that can't take a joke."
Lily sneered. Remus shifted uncomfortably.
"Malfoy, Lucius!"
Lucius sat on the stool and before the hat even touched his head, it yelled, "Slytherin!"
Lily tuned out and sat back, admiring the ceiling. She snapped back as McGonagall yelled, "Potter, James!"
James walked up to the stool, with his chest thrown out. The hat sat on his head for nearly a minute before yelling, "Griffindor!"
Lily groaned and sank in her chair as Sirius leapt up and sat James in front of her. The exchanged death glares before turning to the sorting.
Rose walked up to the stool and Lily kicked James' shin as he raised the straw to his lips. He cried out and most of the Great Hall turned to him. He coughed, to cover up his embarressment.
"Griffindor!"
Lily cheered as James and Sirius hissed.
As soon as the feast was over, Lily followed Cynthia Brown, who happened to be a prefect, up to the Griffindor Tower. She turned at the portriat of a fat lady.
"The password is Sumersaulting Snakes!"
James, Sirius, and Remus snorted behind Lily. She rolled her eyes and walked into the common room. She and Rose stared at the common room. They followed the small crowd of girls moving to the girls' dormitories.
Lily got one last glare at James before stepping into her room.
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Six years later, Lily opened her eyes and stretched. Flinging her legs over the side of the bed, she hit a wire. A large waterballoon exploded over her face. Sputtering she stood up.
"POTTER!"
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like I said. My first attempt at a L/J. Review!