Chapter 1: Kuya Yao and the Spanish Jerk

"Kuya Yao! Kuya Yao!" shouted a little boy (note: Phili is a girl here she didn't know her gender that time and he looks like a guy when she was young so everyone mistake her for a boy) .The Chinese man looked behind him and saw the little boy running towards him while holding a seashell necklace."Kuya Yao I made this for you" as he reached out to put the necklace on China's neck."Thank You aru~", said China while patting the little boy's head. China held the boy's hand and faced the sea. "We make a very fine trade kuya", China nodded his head in agreement .They were both watching the sunset. There was a sudden breeze, but that shouldn't bother them. It was a very beautiful sight, very beautiful indeed.

"Ugh, we've been sailing for years ", complained one of the Spanish soldiers. Spain sighed when he heard the soldier's complaint."He's right. We've been sailing for years but we still haven't found any island." Spain thought to himself. "Land…" the observer in the crow's nest checked once again."There is land…Everybody LAND AHOY!"Everyone jumped of their seats including Spain. They looked at the direction where the observer was pointing and there was a beautiful island ahead. Everybody rejoiced they started bringing out the drinks.

After their little feast they arrived at the island."We'll inspect this island", said a Portuguese man (A.K.A. Ferdinand Magellan).There was no one in the beach, it was silent…Really silent.*rustle*rustle*all the soldiers looked at the rustling bush.*rustle*rustle*, then a bird came out.*BANG*, everyone was startled by the shot of the gun."Hold your fire!" said Magellan, "it was just a bird"."You know what let's name this place Las Islas Filipinas in the name of Prince Philip", said Spain. As they entered the forest a little boy hiding in the bush saw them, he returned to his village and told everyone what he saw, but no one believed him.

After a few days he saw the people in the village were being Baptist, he immediately went to Mactan Cebu (yes all by herself she's that good) .When he arrived at Cebu he was halted by two men, "Hindi ka pwedeng dito" (you're not allowed here", "Pero kailangan ko makipagusap kay Lapu-Lapu" (I need to talk to Lapu-Lapu), he pleaded .Lapu-Lapu heard his name and went to the boy."Anong problem dito?"(What's the problem here?) He asked the boy."May mga tao pong sumasalakay sa aking tinitirhan" (there are people attacking us), Lapu-Lapu was shocked and he listened more to the boy's story.

Lapu-Lapu went to the boy's homeland and saw the Spaniards there."Leave this land immediately! ", he shouted. Ferdinand Magellan walked towards Lapu-Lapu and said,"Are you the leader of this tribe? We are here to help". Lapu-Lapu listened to the man while the little boy was behind him. After that Lapu-Lapu and Ferdinand Magellan did a Sandugo to seal their friendship. Magellan has wished to convert Lapu-Lapu to Christianity a proposal which Lapu-Lapu was dismissive."Hindi ka tunay Na kaibigan tayo sa Mactan!"(You are not a True Friend Magellan we will fight in Mactan!) .Magellan and his troops sailed to Mactan. Lapu-Lapu fought Ferdinand Magellan and gained victory. After many failed attempts of colonizing the Philippines they came back and this time they found the country.

The little boy was playing by the seashore when he saw 3 big ships (galleons) heading towards the direction where he was. He tried running but it was too late he was held by a man and was carried into the galleon,"putang ina mo ibaba mo ko!"(motherfucker put me down), he shouted while hitting the man with his stick. He was now tied into a chair; he was shouting and cursing everyone when he was silenced by the man who kidnapped him, Spain."Gago! Anong gagawin mo sakin"(Bastard! What are you going to do to me), although Spain doesn't know what he was saying but he knows he was cursing him."From now on your name will be Juan Carriedo Dela Cruz or Philippines and I'll be your Boss now", Spain said with a smirk on his face. "Stupid Jerk", said Philippines then Spain walked away.

Author notes:

more chapters to come

Philippines here is a girl she was just mistaken to be a guy.Kuya means Brother.

Sorry if this Chapter is Short and I know I suck

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