On monitor duty in Watch Tower Wonderland
Alarms ring, are you listening,
Down on Earth, lights are glistenin'
A beautiful sight,
We're on edge tonight,
On monitor duty in Watch Tower Wonderland.
Gone away are the heroes,
Here to stay are unlucky souls who got monitor duty
Flash keeps us occupied with his bad jokes,
As we go through the night,
On monitor duty in Watch Tower Wonderland.
In the meadow we watch John and Shayera build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is J'onn J'onzz
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
I don't think John's girlfriend
would like that to much.
Five hot chocolates, and three packages of Oreos later,
Lightanimal makes a small fire,
The smoke alarms start to ring,
The sprinklers rain down,
On monitor duty in Watch Tower Wonderland.
On the farm, Clark builds a snowman,
And pretends that he's Lex Luthor.
He has lots of fun with Mr. Luthor,
Melting him into snowman slush.
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Lightanimal starts ashivrin',
Flash moans and groans about how he could not be,
On monitor duty in Watch Tower Wonderland.
Alarm Bell Rock
Alarm bell, alarm bell, alarm bell rock
Jingle bells swing and alarm bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of pain
Now the battle hop has begun
Alarm bell, alarm bell, alarm bell rock
Alarm bells chime in alarm bell time
Dodging and shooting in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.
What a dark time, it's the worse time
To fight the night away
Alarm bell time is a horrible time
To be punched, flying through the air
Stupid cement block, get off my face,
Why didn't I stay home tonight?
So much would have been avoided if I had stayed in bed,
That's the alarm bell,
That's the alarm bell,
That's the alarm bell rock.
Rocking Around the Metro Tower
Rocking around the Metro Tower
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop
You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rocking around the Metro Tower
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
Rocking around the Metro Tower
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we'll have some spiked eggnog
and we'll have some Oreo eating contests
You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rocking around the Metro Tower
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas
Have a holly jolly Christmas
It's the best time of the year
Well I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the hall
Say hello to friends you know
And everyone you meet
Ho ho the mistletoe
Hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh bygolly have a holly jolly Christmas
This year
Have a holly jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the hall
Say hello to friends you know
And everyone you meet
Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh bygolly have a holly jolly Christmas
This year
(And don't get stuck on monitor duty!)
Wally the Red-haired Speedster
Wally, the red-haired speedster
had very bright red hair.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other heroes
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Wally
join in any important battles.
Then one foggy day
J'onn J'onzz came to say:
"Wally with your hair so red,
won't you guide the rescue mission tonight?"
Then all the heroes loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Wally the red-haired hero,
you'll go down in history!
Red and Black
Red and Black
Red and Black
Everyone hates to see red and black
Red means someone is going to end up in the med bay
Black is something we all hate to see
here on the Watch Tower
Red and Black
Red and Black
Means so much more when I see
The med bay full of injured heroes,
On every Christmas Eve
Red and Black
Red and Black
means so much more when I see
The med bay full of injured heroes,
On every Christmas Eve
J'onn J'onzz is Coming to the Watch Tower
You better watch out
You better not steal J'onn's cookies
You better be good,
I'm telling you why
J'onn J'onzz is coming to the Watch Tower
He sees you when your sleeping
He knows when your in battle
He knows when his Oreos are gone,
So be good for goodness sake
'Cause you better watch out
You better not steal J'onn's cookies
You better be good,
I'm telling you why
J'onn J'onzz is coming to the Watch Tower
Little red lights,
that flash and beep
Alarms that wake from your sleep
J'onn J'onzz is coming to the Watch Tower
You better watch out
You better not steal J'onn's cookies
You better be good,
I'm telling you why
J'onn J'onzz is coming to the Watch Tower