Just when you thought you were safe from a Russian invasion... here comes Tetris!
I could write that script, 4 of the world's leading Tetris players converge in Russia for the world Tetris Finals (WTF) But there is an underground organization bent on seeing that the American player doesn't win on Russian soil
Lots of gun battles, car chases, and the question "why are they after me?" But a hot Russian blonde secret agent named Yulia has been assigned to protect him.
She'll protect the American player, as long as she doesn't kill him for cheesy dialog, like "Gawd u r h0wt" "What's a hot Russian agent like you doing in Russia?"
It will be like Live Free or Die Hard when the Kremlin sends it's air force in conjunction with Kim Jong Il's million man army after the American player.
But the player will make it into the WTF and defeat the top three other Russian players for America's glory
At the end, the American player asks his hot Russian agent assigned to protect him, "can I get a kiss?" but she will tell him that not only is it against regulations to fall for her client, but he just defeated Russia at Russia's own game, but damn does she have something for American accents. They kiss, the curtain falls and the credits roll with Russians chanting his name "Donnie Dweeble!"