Yup, I am starting a new short story. Consider this a spin-off of my holiday series.

Declaimer: Riff Raff, Cosmo, Mr Brilliant Ritz own everything (including my existence)!


= Returning to Denton =

"Why are we going back to Denton? That place is so boring!" Columbia complained while Magenta was setting the coordinate of their next destination.

Riff Raff explained, "Because tomorrow is Magenta and Nation's birthday. We are going to visit Nation and Cosmo. They are hosting a TV show in Denton now."

"Well, it was my birthday three days ago and you guys didn't do anything for me!" Columbia complained again.

"We baked you a triple-layer chocolate mousse cake and Eddie brought you to Disneyland again. What more can you ask for?" Riff Raff replied.

Eddie came into the room with three dark haired babies in his arm, "Your babies are hungry again." He gave the babies to Magenta and Riff Raff, "And I don't have the 'equipment' to feed them!" He said it while pointing at his own chest.

Magenta didn't want to show her boobs in front of Eddie, so she and Riff Raff brought the babies back to the nursery to feed them.

As they walked out of the room, Frank walked in. "Rocky locked himself in the lab again! I am so bored. I need him to relieve my tension," he said in frustration.

"What happened to him this time?" Eddie asked. He never liked Rocky when he was moody.

"He said we forgot his birthday," Frank replied.

"RIGHT! His birthday was one week before mine. Everyone was too busy with Magenta's new babies. We totally forgot about his birthday. We should buy him some gifts now," Columbia squeaked.

"Nan, he will get over it. I hate to buy gift. People never like my presents," Eddie said.


The next day, the castle had landed in Denton. Magenta and Riff Raff went out to find their old friends as well as getting some supplies in the local supermarket.

When they returned home with Nation and Cosmo, the house was in a mess. Frank was cranky because Rocky locked himself in the lab. Eddie and Columbia were just making out and not doing any housework. The babies were crying because they were ignored by their irresponsible godmother.

Columbia and Eddie welcomed Nation and Cosmo in open arm and Eddie quickly brought the grocery into the kitchen.

"Happy Birthday, Nation!" Frank said as he saw his guests entered the castle.

"And..." Riff Raff said and pointed to Magenta.

"Happy Birthday to you too, Magenta!" Frank said, just in case Riff Raff would punch him.

"Happy Birthday," said Columbia. She was still jealous of Nation, "I didn't have any present for you two, but I can cook you a meal. What do you think about pizza?"

"Columbia only knows how to make pizza," Frank said. Columbia stared at Frank like she would kill him.

"Pizza is good. I like pizza," said Nation and Cosmo in unison.

"Let me see your babies! I want to meet my godchildren," said Nation.

"Godchildren? I thought I was Richard, Patricia and Laura's only godmother," Columbia complained again.

"We are childhood best friends. I asked Nation and Cosmo to be my children's godparents even before we came to Earth," Magenta said.

Columbia was so disappointed and she walked into the kitchen to find Eddie. She needed a hug.

Frank led Nation and Cosmo to the living room, although they had lived here before and clearly knew where the living room was. The babies were crying in their cribs inside the living room. Magenta picked them up and handed them to Nation and Cosmo.

Nation sang a lullaby to the babies and they all fell asleep. Apparently, Nation was a better godmother than Columbia.

"When do you two want to have a baby of your own?" Riff Raff asked in a soft voice while looking at his own pride.

"We haven't been trying. We are going to let nature takes its cause," Cosmo smiled and replied.

Nation and Magenta brought the babies back to their room and returned to the living room.

"You would never believe who Riff Raff and I just met at the supermarket," Magenta said in an exciting tone.

"Who?" Frank asked.

"Brad and Janet!" Riff Raff said.

"Brad and Janet? One of our floorshow guests in Denton?" Frank asked.

"The floorshow guests you mentioned when we had our New Year Eve dinner in London?" Nation asked.

"So what? I don't care," Frank said.

"AND he is PREGNANT!" Riff Raff said. He looked at Magenta. Then both of them smiled evilly.

"He? Brad? A man?" Frank asked.

"AND we think it's yours," Magenta added.

To Be Continued...


It's past midnight in London, so it is officially May 28. Happy Birthday, Patricia Quinn! And Happy Belated Birthday, Little Nell and Peter Hinwood.

I needed a reason for them to return to Denton, so I chose to post it on Patricia's birthday.