The Adventures of Mary Sue

Chapter 1

The Beginning

Mary Sue suddenly found herself face-first on the floor with her school books skitting away as the bustling students kicked this in a nonchalant manor that insinuated that they didn't care that they were kicking around her books. She groaned and started to collect her things into her brown, canvas backpack.

Having finally located all of her things, she stood while attempting to smooth her hopelessly messed up hair. "Just once, I would like to get through the day without crawling all over the floor…" she mumbled to herself.

"Hey," said a super sexy voice behind her, "I think you dropped something, beautiful."

She turned around to see an incredibly gorgeous guy with deep blue eyes that penetrated deep into her soul. His perfectly quaffed dirty-blonde hair seemed to move with the force of some invisible wind, and his designer, tight-fitting clothing shined as if they were lit by florescent light bulbs. His perfectly tanned skin had a wonderfully healthy shine that perfectly matched the incredibly sculpted body that was evident underneath.

Mary's knees knocked together as he handed her a pencil. "Uhh…Umm…" She couldn't manage to vomit out the right combination of syllables to tell him that the pencil didn't belong to her. "Thanks," she managed to mutter, just before he strutted away. She couldn't help but stare at his absolutely perfect ass.

Like OMG he like talked to me and stuff! Mary Sue thought to herself as she started to stumble to her next class. That is, until she managed to walk herself right into a locker door. Finding herself somewhat disconnected from her body, she heard the loud CRASH! of her head hitting the door. She then heard the loud thud of her skull cracking open on the linoleum floor.

And to her total dismay, her world went into a spiraling darkness that she could not find the will to wake from.


Oh, what a horrible fate for the loveable Mary Sue! I would love to hear your thoughts on what's been written so far. I am also accepting ideas for upcoming adventures. Where do you want Mary to go next on her adventures? As long as people keep creating literature, movies, manga, anime, short films, and pretty much everything else, I will be there to document Mary Sue's journey through them all! I'm hoping to update on Sunday's, but nothing is set in stone. Thanks for reading!

~MRTNW