"iAm a Time Traveler"

Main Characters: Freddie, Carly, Sam, Spencer

All other characters not from the TV show are MINE

Chapter 1: Spencer's Invention

"Good rehearsal, guys," Carly said, as the trio walked out of the loft elevator.

"Yeah," Freddie said with a snicker. "Sam even remembered her lines."

Sam bared her teeth at Freddie and replied with a staunch, "I suggest you run."

Freddie only laughed. "I'm not falling for that again," he said, while at the same time remembering the last time she told him to run.

"Sam, you have a particularly fat head today," Freddie laughed at another one of his pathetic insults.

"You better run, nerd," Sam said. She cracked her knuckles with a sadistic grin.

Freddie gasped and scrambled out of the iCarly studio, through the door. Suddenly a bucket full of used tissues fell on his head. Dripping wet with snot, he spent the next week pulling dried boogers out of his hair.

Freddie snapped back, just as Spencer said, "Guys! Come down here!"
"I wonder what kind of super glue he got on his eyelids this time?" Sam said aloud, and the three walked into the living room.

"Haha. Very funny. I'll tell you right now that I used DUCT TAPE for my newest invention!" Spencer said, grinning.

"So what's this supposed to be now? Another automatic marshmallow toaster?" Carly said.

"Um... no. Never again," Spencer mumbled.

"Yeah. Let's not bring that up again," Freddie said, laughing in his mind at when Spencer burnt off all his eyebrows.

"So what's this piece of crap supposed to do?" Sam snorted, a chunk of ham in hand.

"Well, this piece of junk is..." He paused for dramatic effect.

Five seconds passed, and Sam said, "Well, Ryan Seacrest, you wanna tell us what it is?"

"... a TIME MACHINE!" Spencer shouted.

The three kids stood silent for a full minute, then burst out laughing.

"Are you fricking crazy?" Sam said. "A time machine?"

"Sam," Carly warned. "Stop with the language."

"What are we, fricking five? Times change, kid," Sam said.

"Well, Spencer, does this thing really work?" Freddie said.

"Yes it does!" Spencer said. "Just now I sent an acorn back into the eighteen hundreds, brought it back... and guess what?"

"Um... it evolved into a Charizard?" Freddie said, laughing over his corny joke.

Spencer snickered, while Carly and Sam stared at the two boys, thinking, What?

"No.. it turned into a full-grown OAK TREE!" Spencer shouted, a massive grin on his face.

"Really?" Carly suddenly burst out.

"Wait... then where is it?" Sam inquired, honestly curious.

"Well... since it couldn't fit in here... I used the automatic marshmallow toaster on it." Spencer said.

"Oh," Freddie said, pointing at the garbage can. "That explains the ten-foot tall pile of ash?"

"Yeah." Spencer said, with a frown. Suddenly he perked up, "Well? You guys want to take a ride on the Time EXPRESS?!"

"Pass." Carly said.

"Not a chance." Sam said.

"I don't think so," Freddie mumbled.

Spencer looked as if he were about to cry, suddenly Carly shouted, "I mean... I mean, PASS on the experience of a lifetime? Never!"

Both Sam and Freddie now stared at Carly. Freddie then raised his hand, saying "I'll go."

This'll be a great time to get some alone time with Carly, he thought.

"Well, do what you want, nerdass," Sam said. "I'm not being turned into a pile of ash," nodding toward the ash-filled garbage can.

Sam moved toward the door, stopped, turned around and said, "Don't forget to write your wills," and left.

"Well, you guys ready?" Spencer said, already pushing buttons.

"Sure," they said at the same time.

"What year you want to go to?" he said, pulling a lever. A big BEEP spooked them.

"Just set it to anything," Carly said.

"Alrighty.." he mumbled. "Nineteen fifty seven."

He pressed a big, dark red button, and suddenly the machine began to shake back and forth. It jumped three feet in the air, and suddenly disappeared in a flash of light.

"Wait," Spencer said. "I forgot to set the return time."

He shrugged, and went to make himself a spaghetti taco.