My Completely Random Bored Out Of My Mind Because Of The Stupid Hurricane Story.
In the dead mist of the night, while the Sohma family and Tohru were on vacation at the Sohma beach house. It was right after another fun day and Hatori was sneaking out…sneaking out.. Yes... Hatori anyways... he was in his bathing suit… and seemed HAPPY! This is so OOC. First, Hatori is sneaking out, in a bathing suit, and is happy. Oh, silly sneaking out, bathing-suit-wearing, happy Hatori. On with the story. Ok, so Hatori was walking to the beach to swim during the night. Is he going to go skinny dip? Nope. Sorry, all Hatori fans. Maybe in another fanfic. But now, on with the story. Hatori gets into the water and speaks quietly to himself.
"They will come soon.They always do."
They.I bet you are wondering, "Who is they?". The wait is over. Who is………... can you guess? Can you? Come on guess. Say to yourself "I think it is a blank." Ok, you are probably thinking "Get on with it!", so I will. The who is...
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"GET ON WITH IT DAMNIT!", says a mad, random reader.
"OK, OK! (Kill-joy)...", says me (Katie).
The who is... ha just kidding. It's... SEAHORSES! All around Hatori, in the water.
WARNING! More OOC coming! Remember, you were warned.
"Hello, all my little seahorses friends. See I told I'll come back," said Hatori happily.
"MEEP-MEEP" said the seahorses.
A break from this story for a person complaining.
"I can't understand the seahorses!" said another mad, random reader.
"WHAT! You mean they are people who don't understand seahorse! Oh my GOD! What are we going to do!" said Me (Katie)
"Umm… put what the seahorses are saying in English."
"Oh. Good idea!"
The break is done.
"We saw you before with a man (shigure) he was weird." said the seahorses in English.
"I know, Shigure is weird and he is a stupid dog that likes to eat seahorses for dinner."
"MEEP-MEEP! (in English) AHH NO! HELP!"
"Don't worry my dear seahorses I won't let the dumb dog eat you especially you Darla, because I LOVE YOU!" said Hatori with love.
He swims over to one seahorse and gives it a big SMACK on the lips. Will they live happily ever after or will Shigure eat Darla. DUN DUN DUN.
