Note: This story is a parody of any Mary-Sue fan fiction. LOL ENJOY! )

Hi my name is Angela Tenshi Goddess Ai Love. I have long blonde hair that comes to my waist and blue eyes like limpid tears (a la My Immortal). By the way, I forgot to mention that I'm an angel that fell to earth. Tee hee! Anyways, I go to a magic school in Scotland called Hogwarts. I'm a witch, too. I'm really popular and have a heck of a lotta friends. Oh, and those gross goffik peoples call me a "slutty prep." Idk why, tho.

Anyways, today my friend Kurenai Rose were walking through one of the halls when a bunch of "goffik" losers stared at me. I glared at them. May they be someday impaled under my stilettos!

"What a bunch of lame-o's," said Kurenai, rolling her eyes. Kurenai and I are BFF's btw! She's really pretty and from Japan!! How cool is that?!

"I know, amirite?" I laughed. Those goffs. I can't stand them! Goths, though, are bearable. There's a difference. I know because I'm not stupid!

Suddenly, Harry Potter (omigawd!) walked up to me. He is soooo hawtt! "Hi, Angela." He said all shy.

I giggled and blushed, "Hi, Harry."

Then he ran away.

Lol that was it! Angela is pretty Mary-Sue-ish, right? Plz tell me fangz!