Quick overview: Just a compilation of email exchanges between me and my cousin, Shibu-chan~ Was meant to be a rant on why Ciel loves the queen so much, but it turned into a lot more. Crossover with Hetalia.
Warning:Pure crack! Bad grammar, use of British slang, parodies, nekidness, and YAOI bitchez!
Light- Me, the Awesome Miyuki aka professional stalker! Bold- Shibu-chan- love you!
Now forget the bollocks, here's the crack!
Prologue- Wrath of the Anarchy Punk
Ever wonder why Ciel love the Queen so much that apparently looks nothing like the Canadian (what's a Canadian?) $20 bill? He would live a damn right happier life if he didn't care so much and would actually smile that smile that his little waifu likes (back off, he belongs to Sebby)! If I could just brainwash him with the Sex Pistols, he would turn into an anarchy punk and start a riot. But, when the queen's guards attack him, he can just call his workb*tch and he can do anything because he's a self-proclaimed one hell of a workb*tch! And somewhere in the UK, the actual England spits out his tea to learn that his vital regions were destroyed. And no, it wasn't Prussia, who is way too awesome to touch an English dick. (And this was meant to be the end)
Now that London is destroyed, Ciel is happy punk. He runs around the rumble drinkin some good ol' rum, singing a bad rendition of Anarchy in the UK, and pissing off the poor citizens. Now drunk, he decides to go swim theEnglish Channelbutt naked. Meanwhile, Prussia plans to invade Russia with his awesome 5 meters! But Russia won't allow this, so he nukes him LIKE A BOSS! Unfortunately, West has snapped and turned into a Nazi freak. He plans to dominate the world with a stick. In shinigami world, Grell is acting like a gay imbecile again. Being the sane man he is, Will kindly tells him to "fuck himself". And he does.
Back to the story, Ciel gets tired swimming and drowns. Where was his workb*tch at this time? Suddenly, the sound of afterlife is heard.