Ok, so here's some other random thing. I was really bored this morning, I decided to write this. It's actually this thing my otouto-chan (little brother) and I came up with up while playing a terribly addictive puzzle game from 1998. That's also somewhere around the time I came up with Kaiba's new company: MGFCMC; the Magic Giant Flowing Cape Making Company. I was tired! And we were waiting for Zatch Bell to come on. For those of you who read my other story, The Sins that Bind Us, and are waiting for an update on that, Gomen Nasai! I haven't had too much time for writing, what with school having started and weekends being filled with homework. Plus, my inspiration's been near to zero. So I'm really sorry it's taking so long, but I wrote a little for that this morning too. Hopefully, I'll have a new section lined up for you guys by next weekend. So anyway, enjoy.


My Favorite Flavor

Boredom. How terrible it really was. Slender digits played with long dark-green locks, twirling them around in endless circles.

Envy had been condemned to the cave, by that person, for failing to force the Hagane-no-Chibi to make the Philosopher's Stone. Sloth was put in charge to watch over him for who knows what reason, and by some random happenstance, Greed was there. Why? He didn't know, but he really didn't care. That bastard could go drown in a lake for all he cared. But for some reason, the all-greedy one stood at the bottom of the ledge upon which Envy had lied himself upon, glaring up at him for nearly an hour now. Finally, he shifted onto his stomach to gaze at the pimpish homunculus.

"What the hell do you want?" Envy demanded.

"Relax, relax. I'm not here to fight. I'm here to propose something to you." Greed said nonchalantly.

"Marry a woman you freak," Envy spat.

"Not that kind of proposal you idiot palm tree," he said, annoyed.

"Then what you want? Make it quick. I got more important boredom to entertain."

"Let's have some fun with Sloth," Greed said with a shark-toothed grin.

"Hell no. I don't want to get near her."

"Not like that! I mean, let's play a joke on her overly tight ass."

"Ok. You've got my attention," Envy said, jumped down from his perch, landing gracefully on his feet.

Greed slowly took out a small machine and held it out to the palm tree.

"What is it?" Envy said, eyeing it closely.

"A smoothie machine," Greed said, the grin reappearing on his lips.

Envy smiled as well, a wicked smile. Thoughts and images were already playing themselves out in his mind, dancing in front of his eyes.

"All the ingredients are in there. All it needs...is some water. I trust you know what to do," Greed whispered.

Envy nodded and took the machine. He pivoted and walked deeper into the cave, in the direction of Sloth, where she sat upon a couch, reading a book. Envy walked up to her and put the machine upon the table that sat in front of the couch and plugged it in. Sloth spared him but a glance before returning to her book, sighing with a slightly annoyed tone invading her unvoiced welcome. Envy then took on the role of the idiot, pushing the buttons on the machine, which held under its spout a cup.

"Dammit, it won't work!" Envy exclaimed, annoyed. He pound his fist into the table, causing Sloth to jump in response and glare at him.

"What won't work?" she asked in monotone.

"This machine. It won't work!"

"What is it? A milkshake machine or something?" Sloth asked as she set down her book, looking at it.

"Maybe you can find out what's wrong with it," Envy suggested. "After all, you can turn into water, so you can see inside it, right?"

"Yes, sure," she said with a sigh.

Envy opened the top, where the water was supposed to go. Sloth put her face near the opening and transformed her body into liquid and slipped into the machine. That was the moment that he needed. Envy slipped his finger onto the 'on' button and the machine began to whir and soon, the drink slipped into the cup. Envy took out the cup and slipped a straw into the glass and sipped the drink.

"Oh, it's not a milkshake machine, it's a smoothie maker, you idiot," Envy said with a smirk. He took another sip of the glass. "Hey! You're my favorite flavor."

And off to the side was the almighty Greedy homunculus, his sides in pain from laughing so hard.


Ok, I know, the end probably sucks, but I wasn't too sure on how to close it all up. It didn't really have an end with my otouto-chan and I, so I had to come up with something. Don't ask where the smoothie came up. I was seriously wanting a smoothie. That's all I remember. So...ya. I might put a few more random stories in this, just little drabbles and stuff as time goes by. It depends on the little psycho things my otouto-chan and I come up with.

I want to offer special thanks to my otouto-chan, Saa-chan, for aiding in the creation of this drabble.

Words of Wisdom:

Playing old games, including ones from 1998 and 1989 have amazing imagination boosting results. However, in the case of the game from 1989, it becomes quickly tiring, as it has 768 levels, and no way to save progress.