Hello fellow Naruto Fans!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…not yet (mwa ha ha ha)
Claimer: I do own…well I didn't really make any character but the story is mine.
The life of Sasuke Uchiha…
He works at Hot Topic.
He's a the track team super star (hey running away from fan girls is A LOT of work)
He loves his hair.
Blue October fan (Well only the depressing song)
But his favorite soloist is Daniel Powter (once again, only his depressing songs)
Only reason he works at Hot Topic is because his fan girls think its creepy and will never go in it
He loves his hair
He has never had a crush on someone
But he is crushed on everyone and anyone
Spends his spare time thinking about what tattoo or piercing he such get
The life of Sakura Haruno…
She works at Fan club (a preppy anime store)
She is a cheerleader/gymnast/ballroom and ballet expert
Her favorite band is Pussycat Dolls
Has the largest closet in the WORLD (hypothetically)
She loves her hair (shampoos her hair 7 times a day in the mall bathroom)
Has every Vera Bradley bag in every color ever made (not hypothetically)
Doesn't wear any shirts below knee level and that is only for weddings, funerals, and the occasional bar Mitzvah
Has never passed a test
She doesn't own a pair of jeans that costs under $200
Hates Naruto (a ramen vender)
The Life of Naruto…
He is a crazy ramen vender
Enjoys playing match maker in his spare time
His spare is basically all the time expect when Sasuke and Sakura venture across the halls of the mall for lunch
Loves Sakura (although she hates him)
He didn't drop out of school he was forcibly dragged out and kicked into the street (his teachers were planning to tie him to the train tracks but that would breaking a lot of rules and they were already in deep trouble for letting that retard stay so long) (sad to say and so shockingly he didn't resist)
And how do these three come together, by the power of local malls and ramen…
(Naruto) "Ramen! Where?" carelessly runs off and finds the producer of this story, my friend Kitty, eating ramen "RAMEN!" tackles her to the ground.
Well, I hope you enjoyed the beginning of this Funny, crazy, and completely pointless story.Kitty and I hope you will continue reading. We promise to update. Please R&R… or else (I don't really know what the 'or else' is yet but you will if you don't review) throws little ball down that releases a large smoke cloud. Smoke clears and a voice says "REVIEW OR ELSE!"