Hey ! First of all I want to warn you that English is not my mother tongue so I apologize in advance for the mistakes or weird things you could find in this story. And if you find any mistakes please let me know so that I could correct them. And please don't bite me :D
I suck at summary so I am not going to make one :D
Enjoy !
Cuddy stopped suddenly in her kitchen's entrance, mortified and her eyes wide opened. Quickly she slightly moved backwards into the darkness of the house, strongly grasping her glass in her hands to not screaming and scaring the night visitor away.
"Oh my God, oh my God …" she whispered. She rushed back to the living room to warn her partner who was stretched out over the sofa.
"Well you took your time woman! Did you pick up the corn directly from the field to make the pop corn or what?" He said to her in a teasing voice.
Cuddy just put her hand on his mouth. "Shut up!"
"What did I-" Attempted House.
"Are you ever going to shut up? I heard weird noises in the kitchen." Murmured Cuddy. "There is someone in the kitchen." She was doing everything she could to not panic.
Noticing the scared look in her girlfriend's eyes, House stood up and tiptoed his way to the kitchen. Cuddy clung to his back, her heart pounding wildly. He took a look inside the room before proceeding inside.
Straight away, House started back and pinned Cuddy against the wall, near the kitchen door, to not be discovered. "Shit, shit, shit! What the hell are we going to do? How are we going to get rid of the intruder?" He asked in a low voice, slightly panicked.
"You're the man in this house, right? It is your duty to go in there."
"I am a cripple!" He tried defending himself.
"And also a coward apparently …" She challenged him. "Greg you are going to go in there and chase this intruder away or you will understand what the word abstinence means."
House sighed and closed his eyes for a few seconds, letting him the time to get ready to face the worst. Cuddy bent toward him and kissed him on the lips to encourage him. "If I don't get out of this nightmare alive, I want you to know that daddy loved you very, very much." He declared, his head two centimetres away from Cuddy's breast.
Cuddy rolled her eyes. House deeply breathed out, and stepped slowly into the kitchen. Cuddy stayed in the corridor, not wanting to witness what will happen. Suddenly, she heard a noisy bang and she rushed into the kitchen.
"My mission is accomplished!" He declared proudly. "The fight was terrible but it didn't resist much. You can throw it out."
Cuddy slowly made her way to the kitchen counter to be sure that the intruder… well the spider was indeed dead. Seeing that it did not move anymore, she relaxed. "What a thing!" She noticed.
"It's more scared of you than you are of it." Said mockingly House going back to the living room. "Don't forget the pop corn this time!" He yelled before mumbling, "all of this fuss for a tiny spider … seriously, women sometimes …"
Cuddy sighed and smiled thinking about what just happened and the fear that her boyfriend had shown for the beast. He would not hear the end of this story even if he denied it every time. She threw the spider in the trash with a newspaper and grabbed the pop corn before going back to her not-so-faithful servant in the living room.