Title: Innocent until proven in love
Author: Belisse
Genre: Parody
Pairing: Too many to even mention
Spoilers: Everything and nothing.
Warnings: This is incredibly random
Summary: Intrigues, deception, betrayal and finding true love after 2 or 3 tryouts.
A/N: This was used as a Writer's block breaker. Which is basically Stargate Atlantis meets a Latin soap opera. Why? You may ask, well I wanted to do something completely insane and that got mixed with my hate for soap operas that invade all the local TV stations. Again thanks to Mel, for the quick beta!
Enjoy
Chapter I: The beginning
On a very bright and shiny afternoon, Elizabeth Weir, mistress of all Atlantis, gazed at her reflection as she brushed her hair. She knew she was powerful and beautiful and that all the men wanted to make babies with her. But for the purposes of this story, she's so humble that she doesn't let that kind of thing put her head in the clouds.
Elizabeth gazed at her reflection once more; she was wearing a very short dress that was very low cut at the top, giving a great view of her cleavage to anyone who looked at her. Her make up was perfect, a little overdone but perfect nonetheless.
She smiled at herself, her life was amazing but there was a sadness that she didn't tell anyone about it. Her great love, Simon, had been taken away from her, when he strangely fell off the main stairs and into an incoming wormhole.
That day she had cried, she cried so much that her make up had gotten all smudged. She mourned him; she mourned him for a full month, until she found the other real love of her life.
The sexy and very wicked John Sheppard. He knew her true feelings for him, but destiny had taken a hammer and knocked them in the head. He was already taken by a slut, no I mean by the leader of the Athosian people; Teyla Emmagan.
Elizabeth knew how to play her cards, and knew how to play them well. She had invited Rodney McKay, as well as John and Teyla, to a party that had been prepared in the large mess hall.
Elizabeth walked out of her room and headed towards the mess hall where the party was going to take place. On the way, she met up with Rodney, who was very nervous and smiling a lot at her. But Elizabeth was honest with herself; she only wanted him to make John jealous; to make him remember that one night of fiery passion, when Simon had fallen from the stairs and John had consoled her.
But as she walked into the room, she didn't expect him to be there already, looking so happy with the Athosian leader. Elizabeth felt ready to snap the neck of the little bitch Teyla.
John looked at Elizabeth and stared at her breasts as she walked into the room. He had a naughty smirk across his face. Elizabeth smiled; she knew that John was at hers for the taking. But she casually flirted with every other guy that passed her way until she walked towards John and Teyla. Her plastic smile in place, "John, Teyla, How are you?"
John smiled and allowed Teyla to answer, "We are fine, Elizabeth, thank you for your invitation to the party."
Elizabeth took a moment to undress John with her stare, and she knew he was enjoying it deeply. "Oh it was nothing. I just felt the need to be among friends. Now if you excuse me…"
Elizabeth walked away and kept moving around the room, twice she stopped in front of a mirror to check on her perfect hair and make up. But that is when all her plans for the night went out of the window, when her old lover Stephen Cadwell arrived at the party.
TBC