A/N: Another stupid, idiotic , poor excuse of a fiction. boo me, just no flaming!

Voldemort looked up in horror. Poptter? gryffindor's heir? NOOOO! I HAVE THAT CREEPS BLOOD! NOOOOO I"M PART HEIR TO THE LIGHT SIDE! I'M SHAMED!!!!! NOOOOOO
Voldemort runs out of his hide out, down to the mountains jumps off the edge screaming, "I"M SHAMED! DIE POTTER! DIE!!!!!! AURGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
SPLAT!

20 years later

Click click click!!!!
camra's snap as touristtoured the suicide site of Voldemort.

everyone keeps yelling
"HE'S DEAD!!!! YAAAA HOOOOO!!!!
HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!


END


A/N: I know this is really stupid and short and i'm very crazy, please forgive me!