NUB!

by OmiiSEDDIE Like YEA

A very interesting conversation between a Puckett and a Nub. SEDDIE! It's kind of funny,at least I think it is. All-Dialouge. Rated T for alittle swearing. I decided I might make it a story...tell me should I continue this

"PUCKETT!"

"What now Freddork?"

"Must you make my life a living hell?"

"I can't find a reason not to. You're a nub, and nubs must have hell-ish lives."

"Hmmmm…I'm a nub? Last time I checked nubs don't get three dates, Friday,Saturday,and Sunday"

"Who the hell would ever ask you out?"

"Shannon, Wendy, and Kayla."

"Volleyball Beast Kayla Martin?"

"NO! Chess Team Captain Kayla Stone."

"Dude, last time I checked she had pigtails, braces, and bifocals! She's hideous!"

"And you look so much better? Huh, Sam"

"Uh, Yea!"

"Your right you do look beautiful."

"Bet your ass I do! You look sexy too Benson."

"You know I love you right?"

"Of course. You never let me forget it."

"So what are you really doing over the weekend?"

"Spending time with my gorgeous ass girlfriend Samantha Puckett."

"Call me Samantha again and we'll never have children!"

"We?"

"Shut up!"

"Don't worry I pictured us having children too."

"…"

"…"

"Woah! I could get used to this future Mrs. Benson."

"Yea, Yea Nub."