A/N: So I saw a prompt on Phanfic for Dan to fuck robot!Phil and I just had to do it. So basically, its still set in this time, but Phil doesn't really know who made him or anything, so our technology is more advanced than we think. Anyways he's really life like guys, like you wouldn't be able to tell he's a robot in real life. I dunno how to explain it, but he has a mind of his own, and he has nerves and everything. He's just a really advanced piece of technology. Sorry if that didn't make sense, I just had to try and clear that up. Anyways, no, this isn't a joke. I actually worked on this for days, soo… Yeah. It was just a kink of mine that I wanted to get out. Enjoy!

Warnings: Um, robot!Phil? He kinda has the body of a 15 year old too, so I dunno? But he's a robot? I don't know what to warn um swearing, robot Phil is designed to pleasure Dan. XD Fluff and smut. But mostly smut. Its basically just kinky robot stuff, okay? Blowjobs and stuff.

Summary: Dan is woken up at an ungodly hour to find a robot named Phil at his door. Supposedly, he's now Dan's, given to him by an unknown company who tailor to man's dreams and needs.

At 7 o'Clock sharp, there was a rap at Dan's door. He knows it was exactly 7 because his alarm had gone off a few moments ago, and woken him up from a rather nice dream (and when he says nice, he means nice). It was an ungodly hour to be woken up for Dan, seeing as he'd only gone to bed at 3 A.M. the previous night, but he still hadn't worked out how to change the settings on his alarm clock not to wake him up on weekends, as it was the only time he didn't work. Technology was just getting more and more complicated.

"Coming." Dan groaned out, bumping against the walls as he stumbled through his apartments hallways. The word kind of made him giggle, especially since he was still turned on from his dream, dirty thoughts running through his mind. He'd probably have to hide his lower half behind the door when he answered it. If it was a kid, it probably wouldn't be good to answer the door with an erection sticking out of his pajama bottoms.

Dan groaned loudly as he almost tripped down his stairs and smashed into the railing, more awake now that he had a few more bruises. Normally he was clumsy, but this was just ridiculous. As he finally got to his door, he rubbed his eyes and yawned, before opening it. He made sure to keep his bottom half hidden as he rubbed his eyes again, still sleepy.

"Yeah, what d'you want?" He grumbled, slowly fluttering his eyes open and leaning heavily against his door. For a moment, it looked like no one was there, and Dan was about to get angry, because how dare someone wake him up at 7 in the goddamn morning, just for a prank?

But then, just as he was about to slam the door in his rage, a quiet voice spoke from his feet. "H-Hello? Are you… Daniel Howell?" The voice asked, making Dan open the door up again and look at the ground. His eyes widened immediately.

On the floor sat a gorgeous boy, with beautiful, bright blue eyes, pale, delicate skin, and silky, black hair that fell in his eyes. But that's not really what had caught Dan's attention. No, this young boy, who looked to be a teenager, was wearing a french maid's outfit, a very revealing one at that. The skirt barely covered his bum, even when sitting down, and the frilly, white collar was so low cut it almost showed his nipples. He was also sitting in a compromising position, his knees bent, his hands pushing down the front of his skirt shyly, a blush tinging his cheeks and a shy look on his face.

Dan swallowed and made sure this boy definitely couldn't see his lower half. Now, as much as he hated to admit it, he was fully awake, and even more turned on than before. He couldn't help it, this boy was stunning, absolutely gorgeous. His smooth pale skin was revealed in all the right places, making Dan want to see more, so much more. He shook his head to clear his thoughts.

"U-uh yeah… I am. Who are you? W-why are you in that costume? A-are you lost?" He asked, a blush starting to cover his face. The boy just grinned and started to pull himself up, wobbling a bit like he'd never used his own legs before.

"My name's Phil!" The boy chirped, finally managing to get himself onto his feet, albeit a bit shakily. "I'm your new… Robot, I think they called me. Or was it Android? I don't remember, they used a lot of fancy words…" This 'Phil' boy said, a confused look crossing his face. A confused look crossed Dan's face, too. Nothing Phil had just said made sense.

"Wait, excuse me, what did you just say?" Dan asked loudly, his eyes going even wider. Did Phil just say he was a robot? An Android? And his? Dan didn't understand what was going on. "Is this a prank? Oh, I swear to god. Who's idea was it, huh? Luke's? Was it Luke? I bet it was, he's always coming up with these crazy schemes. Well, haha, very funny! Joke's on me!" Dan said a little loudly, rolling his eyes as he looked around for the camera's. Of course it was a prank, it had to be. Phil was human, there was no doubting it. There's no way technology was that good to produce a robot so life-like.

"Um, sorry, Master, but I don't know what you mean. P-prank? I… I don't know that word." Phil said, tilting his head, his eyes glazing over as he thought. "No… I don't, I'm sorry. I don't understand. I am yours. Do you not understand?"

Dan was confused, way more than before. Not a prank? Yeah, right. What else could it be? It wasn't like Phil was actually… He couldn't be. He was just… Just a 15 year old boy, right? At least he looked 15. God, he couldn't even tell. This was all just so confusing.

"Do I not understand? Look, Phil, this just isn't plausible! And if this really isn't a prank, I dunno. I think you might have something wrong with your head, because this just… It doesn't happen! Robots don't look this much like humans!" Dan said panickedly, wrapping his arms around himself, which let the door swing open.

"Why do humans have to think so much?" Phil sighed, linking his arms behind his back, and moving forward, as Dan moved back. He was clumsy on his feet though, and fell forward, straight onto Dan's chest. Dan, instinctively wrapped his arms around the boy, stopping him from falling to the ground. "Thank you, master." Phil giggled, cuddling up to Dan and making him blush. "I see you have a problem I can help you with." Phil purred, and Dan gasped as the boy pressed a palm to his crotch. While he had been confused and shocked, Phil was still utterly gorgeous, so Dan's erection hadn't gone away.

"I-I… Uh… Phil, don't, I really d-don't think y-you should touch t-there…!" Dan whimpered, squeezing his eyes shut as he tried to push the boy away. Phil wouldn't budge, though. It was like he was suddenly extremely heavy, his head was buried in Dan's neck, his breath driving Dan crazy as a hand rubbed at his bulge. "P-Phil…" He moaned, bucking his hips and blushing darkly. He fluttered his eyes open for a moment, to see Phil's free hand rubbing against himself and whimpered.

"I feel funny… I-it feels good… Is this how you feel, master?" The boy asked, making Dan whimper again, nodding before he pulled the boy fully inside and slammed the door shut behind them. He was too turned on that moment to care about anything. All he knew was that gorgeous boy Phil, who was exactly his type, was rubbing him, and it felt good. Really good.

"So, you're a robot, huh? You look real… You feel real, too. And obviously you can feel, judging by how hard you are, and how pleasured you look from touching yourself…" Dan growled lightly, pushing Phil up against the closest wall. "Are you really a robot?" He asked, moving the boy's hands out of the way so he could press their crotches fully together.

"Yes, master. Why would I lie?" Phil asked, letting out a particularly loud moan as their members rubbed against each other through the fabric of his skirt, and Dan's pajama bottoms. Dan was kind of losing it, his fingers grabbing at the boy's bum to bring him even closer. His mind was addled by his arousal, and he could barely control himself.

"I dunno! God, its just… Robots, or Androids, whatever you wanna call yourself, they just- they aren't this lifelike. They don't look exactly like a human, talk like one, feel like one. And they certainly don't get hard! I just- I don't understand." Dan sighed, calming down a little and pushing his hips weakly against Phil's, making him whimper in pleasure.

"Well. I can explain it to you if you'd like. But, would you rather do this first?" Phil asked a little innocently, moving his hand back to the bulge in Dan's pants and rubbing. Dan moaned, loving how innocent and gorgeous Phil looked, but knowing he was probably dirty.

"We should definitely do this first…" Dan breathed, bucking into Phil's hand and whining softly. God, his hand felt so good, rubbing the right ways, squeezing not too hard, but not too soft. It felt like Phil had been trained to do this, and, if he really was an Android, or whatever, then he probably was. "Fuck… Feels good… Don't stop…" He moaned, bucking into Phil's hand continuously, and fluttering his eyes closed as he tilted his head back.

"I won't stop, master… But, I can do more if you'd like…" Phil purred, giggling cutely as he flipped them around and pressed Dan to the wall. Dan blinked an eye open to watch Phil sink to his knees on the floor, his short skirt not covering nearly enough. Dan groaned in pleasure at the sight, Phil's hand still working him, even as he started to pull down his pajama bottoms.

"You d-don't have to… c-call me m-master…You know…" Dan whimpered, bucking his hips as the cool, morning air hit his member, making it perk up a bit more as small beads of precum rolled down from his tip. Phil seemed kind of surprised, but instantly grinned.

"What would you like me to call you?" Phil asked, tilting his head a little, and slowly lapping at Dan's tip, gathering his precum. Dan moaned loudly, his hand flying to the back of Phil's head as he bucked his hips. Phil giggled at that, starting to suck gently on his tip, making Dan moan even louder.

"J-Just call m-me… by my name… D-Dan." He moaned, biting his lip as Phil started taking even more of him into his mouth. He seemed to know what he was doing, his little, wet tongue wriggling around in all the right ways, his cheeks hollowing. God, it was bliss. It took all Dan had not to fuck Phil's face, as he'd accidentally done it a couple of times to his old boyfriend, and he hadn't seemed very happy. "Fuck… You're good at this…" Dan whispered, flinging his head back and wincing a little as it hit the wall with a loud thump.

Phil just hummed around him, his lips stretching into a thin smile. Dan was kind of impressed that he could smile, and still not bite down on Dan's dick or anything. But maybe he'd been trained for that as well? Either way, it was hot, and the brunette could imagine Phil taking two cocks at once. The thought made him buck again, which made Phil hum and place his hands on Dan's hips. Dan was sure that the boy would push him away a little so he could work, but no. He just pulled him closer, humming again and giving Dan's hip a small squeeze. The boy assumed that meant he could buck his hips if he liked, so he tested it out.

He bucked his hips shallowly into Phil's mouth, moaning as he sucked and swallowed lightly around him. He bucked again, the same reaction. Dan didn't want to hurt him, so he slowly built up his speed until eventually he was fucking Phil's face, the Android humming around him constantly and swallowing. Dan wondered if he actually needed to swallow, and how he had such a life-like mouth, because, honestly? Dan wouldn't have been able to tell the difference if Phil pulled off, and someone else went down on him.

All of it just made him question, again, if Phil was telling the truth. And if he was, then was he part of some underground network? Some forbidden technology? And how did Dan end up with him at his door, calling him master, and wanting to 'help him out'? There must have been some mistake if Phil was who he said he was. Dan was no one, he had a boring temp job, in a boring office building that looked exactly like all the other office buildings in London. He was just a 22 year old guy with a stupid hair cut and a crappy apartment who was on the internet far too much.

All of that was forgotten, though, as Phil gently scraped his teeth on the underside of Dan's cock, making the brunette cry out loudly, and tug on Phil's hair. It was light, teasing, it was just enough not to hurt, but send Dan crazy.

"Oh my god! P-Phil! F-fuck… So good, g-gonna… C-cum…" He whimpered, bucking his hips faster, and finally opening his eyes to look down at Phil. The boy's movements had gotten sloppy, and Dan moaned as he saw why. Phil had pulled his member out of the frilly, black panties, and was stroking himself in time with Dan's thrusts. He was moaning around Dan, bucking his hips, and his free hand was behind him, making Dan's mouth water at the thought of Phil playing with his entrance. Was he fingering himself? Teasing? It made it ten times hotter.

"D-Danny… Please… Please, Danny… Cum in my mouth, please master…" Phil breathed, pulling off Dan for a moment to speak, but still lapping at his tip, digging his tongue into Dan's slit. He almost came right there, everything becoming too much. Phil's words, what he was doing, the pleasure. Plus, Dan had always had a thing for coming in the mouth, watching people do it, doing it himself, and even a couple of occasions he'd particularly enjoyed having it done to him. But, he was more of a top, so that rarely ever happened.

"Fuck, Philly… Keep calling me that, oh god… Its so hot. Want you to take me all the way down your pretty, little throat. Wanna coat it in my cum… Want you to swallow everything I've got…" Dan growled, moving Phil's head back into position. The boy went back to work quickly, his movements getting even sloppier, and Dan could tell he was close as well. "Fuck! I'm c-coming!" He moaned as Phil gently scraped his teeth on Dan's cock again. He was pushed over the edge, and pushed Phil's head as close as he could, coming straight down his throat.

He practically yelled through his orgasm, his eyes squeezing shut and his head flinging back so hard against the wall that it started to throb, and gave him a head ache. As he slowly came down, sweat dripping from his forehead and neck, he looked down at the boy below him. Phil had came in streaks all up his outfit, and he seemed to be sweating, albeit, much less than Dan, but sweating, nonetheless. The Android slowly pulled his hands away from his body, placing them on the floor as Dan slid down the wall. "Thank you, master…" Phil whispered.

"That was amazing…" Dan breathed, leaning against Phil and panting loudly. They should probably get cleaned up, and changed. Phil couldn't wear just that outfit, Dan'd have to buy him clothes, and there was so much to sort out… It was going to take a while, but they'd sort through it. "So really, no joke? You… You're an Android? A Robot? And you aren't kidding? Its just… So weird. I wouldn't know the difference, honestly. How is this possible?"

Phil just shrugged, still panting himself as he cuddled up to Dan, nuzzling his face into the brunette's sensitive neck. "I can explain what I know in a little bit, but I think we should get cleaned up, and into new clothes, don't you think? But, really, master. I am an 'Android'. I'm certainly no human, at any rate. Will… Will you take me in?" Phil seemed to be a bit worried, his bright, blue eyes staring up at Dan with concern.

"We'll have to decide that after you've explained everything, but I'm leaning towards yes…" Dan mumbled, giving Phil a small smile as he leant in and pressed their lips together for the first time during their encounter. It felt nice. Phil's lips were warm, soft, unlike what you'd expect from a robot. But, Dan could live with that small detail, he supposed. Come on, now let's go get cleaned up." He said after Phil smiled and snuggled into him more, not wanting the boy to get too comfortable there.

"Okay, master…" Phil said softly, standing with Dan, and leaning on him for support. He was probably tired, which made Dan wonder if he needed to plug in to something for power. They'd sort that later, anyways.

"What did I tell you? Its Dan." He chuckled, rolling his eyes as he led the boy into the bathroom and he started asking questions. He didn't seem to know that much about humans other than how to pleasure them.

It was going to take a while to teach him, but Dan was willing to put in the effort if Phil did.

Just a quick message to let you guys know I am back ;D 3 I know I've been gone forever but I've spent all my time uploading on Tumblr so here we go. Starting this again I guess :3