Emoji Evil

by coolkid32

Ah, the joys of instant messaging. Whether you're a mole for a secret bioweapon manufacturer or a hapless employee of a corrupt police force, there's no shortage of happy madness in Raccoon City.

1. Chum Bucket

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AirForceDude1972: That you, Jill?

GalWithAGl0ck: Last time I checked, Christopher. :P

AirForceDude1972: LOL. Nice username.

GalWithAGl0ck: Ah, you know. It was that or "LockpickersAnonymousForTheWin", which is far more unwieldy.

AirForceDude1972: I can imagine.

AirForceDude1972: …

AirForceDude1972: Soooooooooo…

GalWithAGl0ck: I'm still not forgiving you for the Christmas party.

AirForceDude1972: Oh, c'mon. It was a LITTLE funny, you have to admit.

GalWithAGl0ck: Do you see me laughing?

AirForceDude1972: Well, I can't see you through the Internet, Jill, now can I?

AirForceDude1972: How was I supposed to know Captain Wesker would flip out like that?

GalWithAGl0ck: You. Rigged. His office door. With a bucket of chum.

AirForceDude1972: And it was amazing. I can still smell the stuff on him. Worth it.

GalWithAGl0ck: Yeah, well, you're still going to buy me a desk chair to replace the one he threw out the window.

AirForceDude1972: Did you see that thing fly? It bounced right across the street!

GalWithAGl0ck: … Jackass.

AirForceDude1972: I'm sorry.

AirForceDude1972: …

AirForceDude1972: Jill?

GalWithAGl0ck has signed off.

AirForceDude1972: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL?

AirForceDude1972: … You're no fun.