What am I? I really want to know!
Some think I'm a turtle, cuz in mario kart, I start out slow!
And yes, I have a shell so as for evidence, that's even more!
But on the other hand, in the mario movie, I was portrayed as
part-human part-dinosaur! Some say I'm a kappa, some say I'm a koopa, some say I'm just a big fat loozah!
So as for who I am, I guess I'll never know! I breathe
fire like a dragon, and last week I stubbed my toe! But I
know one thing, I'm a monster, that's for sure! And I'm
ferrocious and evil and awesome! And no, I don't have fur! So
basically, I'm almost whatever you want me to be! I can be a
turtle, a dinosaur, a dragon, but I'll never be a flea!